Virtual Meet

[stuartbert two hats]

1 minute ago, squirrelarmy said:

Anyone still sober? 

I was briefly.

[Wellyboot]

Hope you're all ok? X

[squirrelarmy]

I’m half sober. Are people drinking again tonight 

[March Hare]

Not had a drink since the meet on the 23rd. Might add something to my Diet Coke...

[Sasperella]

I've pretty much been drunk since Christmas Eve at about 6pm. Sorry I yet again missed the zoom. Are you having another?

[squirrelarmy]

If people are online I can come be social at last. 

[March Hare]

I’ll pop in for one

[Crazyfool01]

I’m online 

[March Hare]

On 12/22/2020 at 1:18 AM, vintagelaureate said:

Topic: The Xmas Eve Eve Evening Extravaganza 
Time: Dec 23, 2020 07:00 PM Greenwich Mean Time

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84947150543?pwd=WDlFRVVrdmJDTThVbXV5b09vaFUwQT09

Meeting ID: 849 4715 0543
Passcode: EFESTS2020

Twas the meet before Christmas, and the air felt cool,

Every poster was stirring, especially a certain @crazyfool1.

@Ozanne’s Keir pyjamas hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that A Labour Rule soon would be there;

Dennis was nestled all snug in his bed, 

While a caged pigeon danced in @Wellyboot’s shed;

And @lucyginger doused in glitter, and @Kalopsia in his cap,

Had just settled their brains for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

They sprang up to see what was the matter.

Away to the window they flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters to see @ShakeyCrash

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,

Gave an air of mystique to Arthur the Crow,

When what to their wondering eyes did appear,

But @stuartbert two hats and many a beer; 

With ales a plenty and spirits abound,

They knew in a moment this meet would be sound.

More rapid than eagles the conversation came,

And they whistled, and shouted, and called each other by username:

"Now, @squirrelarmy and his model entourage! Now @dondoand @March Hare

On, @Homer! on, @Quark! on, @Punksnotdeadand @Losing my hair!

To the top of the Tor! and in through the gate!

We will all be talking Glastonbury by the hour of eight!”

The stories and the yarns oh how they will fly,

The hours will soon start to pass by;

So up to midnight many will stay,

Although by then @Big durbs may be snoring away!

And then, in a twinkling, we will all power down;

but you’ll find that Zoom has gotten rid of your frown!

So join us on raising a glass to each other;

And be amazed at the topics we will cover!

All are welcome to the virtual meet;

Strangers became friends since the first meet and greet!

Who knows what the next year may bring; 

Hopefully we will meet in a field and we can sing! 
An end to social distancing and a return to meeting as a mob;

Maybe too @funkychick2007 will have a break from her job?

Until that moment we have this meet on Wednesday;

And a long drop in session all through Xmas day! 

So hopefully see you there, old faces and new; 

Oh and maybe Arthur’s identity - any chance of a clue?

There may even be a rare appearance by me; 

but if not I wish you all a Christmas filled with glee!

Zoom deets bump, few of us on now. @Sasperella Crazy said you might be looking to join 

[stuartbert two hats]

1 hour ago, squirrelarmy said:

I’m half sober. Are people drinking again tonight 

Having a Duval as a nightcap.

[March Hare]

2 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Having a Duval as a nightcap.

Have it with us

[stuartbert two hats]

Just now, March Hare said:

Have it with us

Having it with the missus. I'll be alone to one of the next ones 🙂

[March Hare]

Just now, stuartbert two hats said:

Having it with the missus. I'll be alone to one of the next ones 🙂

👍🏽 

[Sasperella]

27 minutes ago, March Hare said:

Zoom deets bump, few of us on now. @Sasperella Crazy said you might be looking to join 

Aaaah I would, but I'm bushed! Off to bed early doors - but have a good one! 🙂 I will endeavour to come along to one of these in the next few weeks (assuming you keep having them)

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

20 minutes ago, Sasperella said:

Aaaah I would, but I'm bushed! Off to bed early doors - but have a good one! 🙂 I will endeavour to come along to one of these in the next few weeks (assuming you keep having them)

Yeah, how does one get on these?

[March Hare]

27 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Yeah, how does one get on these?

Just jump on the zoom link. No other invitation required. Always welcome 

[March Hare]

Hello Arthur!!!

[funkychick2007]

42 minutes ago, Big durbs said:

A BOXING DAY POO

You sit upon the toilet

With everything prepared

You're feeling quite excited but

A little bloody scared!

That huge amount of Christmas nosh

Has turned into a log

And now the fateful time has come

To flush it down the bog!

But first you must expel the beast

And so you start to strain,

You bite down on a piece of wood

To take away the pain

But oh my god, its bloody huge

It's like you're giving birth!

You sweat and push and swear and shake

and strain for all your worth.

And then that magic moment comes,

That fills your soul with cheer,

A turd the size of King Kongs arm

Emerges from your rear.

And like a bomb it hits the pan

Thus lightening your mood,

And making room inside your guts

For lots more Christmas food !!                                                              Sorry if this offends any one.

This made me laugh out loud!! 🤣🤣🤣 You could also post on when will this shit end thread!!! 

[March Hare]

[March Hare]

The crows shirt?

 

[Crazyfool01]

11 hours ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Yeah, how does one get on these?

I think the next one we have planned is New Year’s Eve .... absolutely everyone is welcome .... it’s been such a great way of getting to know people over the past 6 months and is often hilarious and quite random at times too ... I like to make sure these are for absolutely everyone on the forum and there is no clique .. 

[Wellyboot]

Sorry I wasn't at yesterday's hope you all had a good time x gutted I missed Arthur too 😢

Hope you're all ok x

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Wellyboot said:

Sorry I wasn't at yesterday's hope you all had a good time x gutted I missed Arthur too 😢

Hope you're all ok x

Im sure he will be back .... he had something hanging off his beak .... might have been a bogey .... 🙂 he must have lost his voice last night though ....

[Wellyboot]

13 hours ago, Sasperella said:

Aaaah I would, but I'm bushed! Off to bed early doors - but have a good one! 🙂 I will endeavour to come along to one of these in the next few weeks (assuming you keep having them)

 

13 hours ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Yeah, how does one get on these?

 

If you both get a chance to join in one of these then you absolutely should! Everybody has been so unbelievably lovely and they are a great laugh!! X

[Wellyboot]

3 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

Im sure he will be back .... he had something hanging off his beak .... might have been a bogey .... 🙂 he must have lost his voice last night though ....

😂😂 aw Arthur hope he's not coming down with a cold!!