When will this shit end?

[zahidf]

7 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

 

Phew, I'm glad all those couples who have definitely been keeping away from each other all these months can now meet up and have sex

[Zoo Music Girl]

Just now, shoptildrop said:

Problem for me is all my family who I would like to see live 125 miles away, so doesn't look like I'll be seeing them anytime soon  

From that you could go for the weekend and stay overnight though, couldn't you?

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, funkychick2007 said:

I can go and stay over night at another household!!!! Any offers anyone!!!!! Ha ha!!! 

can of thatchers ... ? any higher bids ?  

[JoeyT]

Can me and my wife "break up" for a day thus meaning we are single parents then we can both take our 5 month old daughter to both sets of her grandparents so they can hug her?

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, JoeyT said:

Can me and my wife "break up" for a day thus meaning we are single parents then we can both take our 5 month old daughter to both sets of her grandparents so they can hug her?

you might need to run that breakup past the wife  

[Zoo Music Girl]

Anyone else think this briefing has a lot more of a cautious tone than they have lately? Wonder if they've judged that they need to look a bit more sciencey.

[Cream Soda]

Drive in cinemas to re-open.  Had no idea we had any!

[squirrelarmy]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

can of thatchers ... ? any higher bids ?  

I’d try outbid you but you have distance on your side. I don’t think @funkychick2007 will want to trek up to Yorkshire!

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, squirrelarmy said:

I’d try outbid you but you have distance on your side. I don’t think @funkychick2007 will want to trek up to Yorkshire!

im vulnerable (apparently )  ... so im not allowed to bubble yet  

Edited June 10, 2020 by crazyfool1

[shoptildrop]

1 minute ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

From that you could go for the weekend and stay overnight though, couldn't you?

Usually when I visit I stay in a hotel as they don't have spare room, but yeah I could do it. However, I'm not sure I want to do a 250 mile round trip and stay in a different area - I'm very conflicted tbh

[Crazyfool01]

Boris has no idea of his own rules !!  

[funkychick2007]

This has made me smile today!!! Some of the sweeping statements tht politicians make are Unbelieveable!!!! At least my offer has created a little humour for everyone! Who wud have thought A briefing produces better results than any dating sites!!!

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, funkychick2007 said:

This has made me smile today!!! Some of the sweeping statements tht politicians make are Unbelieveable!!!! At least my offer has created a little humour for everyone! Who wud have thought A briefing produces better results than any dating sites!!!

its your profile pic that swayed things  

[funkychick2007]

9 minutes ago, JoeyT said:

Can me and my wife "break up" for a day thus meaning we are single parents then we can both take our 5 month old daughter to both sets of her grandparents so they can hug her?

If it was me and my parents were in good health I wud!! 

[Simsy]

My mum lives on her own. My sister and I are going to visit her this weekend (in the garden, social distancing). Now she'll be able to pick a favourite who's allowed in the house, awkward!

[Ozanne]

4 minutes ago, funkychick2007 said:

This has made me smile today!!! Some of the sweeping statements tht politicians make are Unbelieveable!!!! At least my offer has created a little humour for everyone! Who wud have thought A briefing produces better results than any dating sites!!!

It did make me chuckle. Downing Street briefings are bringing people together in more ways than one 😂

 

This support bubble, is it one single person household and another single person household?

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Simsy said:

My mum lives on her own. My sister and I are going to visit her this weekend (in the garden, social distancing). Now she'll be able to pick a favourite who's allowed in the house, awkward!

I reckon by the weekend the bubbles will be larger .... the rate things are going ... by next summer the bubbles will be 200,000 

[Cream Soda]

1 minute ago, Ozanne said:

It did make me chuckle. Downing Street briefings are bringing people together in more ways than one 😂

 

This support bubble, is it one single person household and another single person household?

I took it to mean single person households can bubble up with another household of any size.

[funkychick2007]

14 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

can of thatchers ... ? any higher bids ?  

 

12 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

I’d try outbid you but you have distance on your side. I don’t think @funkychick2007 will want to trek up to Yorkshire!

Ahh now Yorkshire do a very good brand of tea so I can’t drink alcohol could be worth a trip! 

[Zoo Music Girl]

Fucking hell he got well tetchy about followups then. 

[Crazyfool01]

just need Cilla now ...covid secure ?! Or just Black out 

Edited June 10, 2020 by crazyfool1

[Ozanne]

Haha haha Boris has to get a dig in on Labour. Fuck off mate, you can’t shift this one onto someone else. 

[Ozanne]

Go on Beth Rigby!

[jparx]

5 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

Haha haha Boris has to get a dig in on Labour. Fuck off mate, you can’t shift this one onto someone else. 

Such a sign of weakness. You can tell Starmer and Labour have shaken him.

[Ozanne]

1 minute ago, jparx said:

Such a sign of weakness. You can tell Starmer and Labour have shaken him.

Fear Starmer.