When will this shit end?

[northernringo]

[Toilet Duck]

2 minutes ago, zahidf said:

Vaxometer

Target 15,000,000
Thru 13,058,480
Required 1,941,520

Days to target 5
Yesterday’s return 411,812
Required rate 388,304 (↓ from 392,252 yesterday

Duckworth-Lewis vaccination call...I think they'll make it! (and the target was "offered", so even better!). 

[Toilet Duck]

1 minute ago, Ozanne said:

When does Duckworth Lewis come into it?

Ha! great minds eh?   

[zahidf]

Oooohhh

 

[Ozanne]

5 minutes ago, Toilet Duck said:

Ha! great minds eh?   

Haha.

Let's hope there's not an classic England style batting collapse.

Edited February 10, 2021 by Ozanne

[zahidf]

4 minutes ago, Toilet Duck said:

Duckworth-Lewis vaccination call...I think they'll make it! (and the target was "offered", so even better!). 

Yeah I think they'll be saying they met their target on the offered thing. But fair play, they did!

[Ozanne]

 

 

[zahidf]

Professor Jonathan Van-Tam has claimed it's 'perfectly possible' the UK will be giving coronavirus vaccines to children by the end of the year.

[eFestivals]

Wow - all the covid19 in the world will fit in a drinks can!

[xxialac]

19 minutes ago, Toilet Duck said:

Duckworth-Lewis vaccination call...I think they'll make it! (and the target was "offered", so even better!). 

Big sixes off the last over...

[zahidf]

As per my previous point as to being overly negative

 

[eFestivals]

What's going on with Spaffer's hair? 

[Ozanne]

Just now, eFestivals said:

What's going on with Spaffer's hair? 

It's been combed since PMQs.

[Punksnotdead]

3 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

What's going on with Spaffer's hair? 

It's thinning before our eyes - that parting is getting wider and wider! Makes his already ridiculous hair look even more ludicrous! 😄

[zahidf]

My mum has an appointment for her vax on Sat!

[eFestivals]

3 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

It's been combed since PMQs.

Combed? It looks like the world's worst lockdown wifecut, where she's run the clippers just once across his head front to back.

Disclosure: have had a bad wifecut myself, but limited to a chunk out the side.

[zahidf]

Johnson says the government thinks it will be able to vaccinate everyone in the top nine priority groups by the end of April.

[Ozanne]

1 minute ago, zahidf said:

My mum has an appointment for her vax on Sat!

Good stuff!

[steviewevie]

Where's Whitty?! 😭

[zahidf]

2 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

Good stuff!

Thanks! Over 60s in some parts of London it seems

[Ozanne]

haha Laura's mic wasn't off as they went to the next reporter. 'Errrrr....he didn't answer....'

[fatyeti24]

14 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

What's going on with Spaffer's hair? 

Needs more spaff. 

 

[Ozanne]

 

 

[Ozanne]

This briefing is full of bantz today.

[steviewevie]