When will this shit end?

[Ayrshire Chris]

Why does Hancock always look like he’s reading off an autocue even when he’s giving an off the cuff answer. Even at the simplest answer he looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Also looks like he doesn’t believe what he’s saying. 

[parsonjack]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

Glidepath to landing the plane ..... Lovely  ...... 

Fasten seatbelts.....things might get a bit bumpy.

[Fuzzy Afro]

Does JVT think he’s some army general talking on a walkie-talkie? Over. 

[Ozanne]

Just now, Ayrshire Chris said:

Why does Hancock always look like he’s reading off an autocue even when he’s giving an off the cuff answer. Even at the simplest answer he looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Also looks like he doesn’t believe what he’s saying. 

Because he knows he’s mostly saying BS?

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

Glidepath to landing the plane ..... Lovely  ...... 

Just heard that, And I thought they couldn’t come up with any more analogies after last weeks extravaganza about tooting bugles, cavalry coming over the hill  etc 

[stuie]

1 hour ago, crazyfool1 said:

Anyone know where these sites are gonna be  might be worth q ing now  ... bloody good news though ... I presume those dates would be for jab number 1 of 2 or 1 of 1 ... 

Round here they are going to set up portakabins in doctors car parks and repurpose part of the two temporary covid testing centres. 
 

A friend who is a nurse has already been signed up to administer the vaccine instead of her normal duties and they are all able to work additional hours if they wish to. 

[Ozanne]

Figures for today:

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, stuie said:

Round here they are going to set up portakabins in doctors car parks and repurpose part of the two temporary covid testing centres. 
 

A friend who is a nurse has already been signed up to administer the vaccine instead of her normal duties and they are all able to work additional hours if they wish to. 

I go to church once a year for mine ..... my jab in church will get me to the Holy land in June  

[steviewevie]

as an aside...what happened with that russian vaccine?

[Crazyfool01]

7 minutes ago, Fuzzy Afro said:

Does JVT think he’s some army general talking on a walkie-talkie? Over. 

hes telling us its over .......    soon 

[Ayrshire Chris]

2 minutes ago, stuie said:

Round here they are going to set up portakabins in doctors car parks and repurpose part of the two temporary covid testing centres. 
 

A friend who is a nurse has already been signed up to administer the vaccine instead of her normal duties and they are all able to work additional hours if they wish to. 

Glad it’s trained nurse. Talk of vets giving them scares me. Anytime my dog got a jab (jag)the vet grabbed its skin by the scruff of the neck and stuck the needle in like skewering a kebab. 

[efcfanwirral]

14 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

Vaccine roll out will be a massive success and all will soon be forgotten and forgiven for Bojo and he'll go on to be the best PM ever.

If it wasn't for the other mess in the new year that may have happened...

[steviewevie]

8 minutes ago, efcfanwirral said:

If it wasn't for the other mess in the new year that may have happened...

that will be fudged...implementation periods etc...negotiations continue in the background into 2021 and beyond...but Bojo will get a little victory for fisherman so he can wave his little flag on the front pages...

maybe

[Ozanne]

Just now, steviewevie said:

that will be fudged...implementation periods etc...negotiations continue in the background into 2021 and beyond...but Bojo will get a little victory for fisherman so he can wave his little flag on the front pages...

maybe

Wasn’t it this week that was the viral date for a deal, or mid October or the summer? I can’t remember 😆

[steviewevie]

Just now, Ozanne said:

Wasn’t it this week that was the viral date for a deal, or mid October or the summer? I can’t remember 😆

December 28th. No one will notice.

[Punksnotdead]

42 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

she'll be PM one day.

She's on the news whining that her job is "extremely challenging". Of course it's fucking challenging, you're supposed to be Home Secretary. If you're incapable of doing it without screaming & shouting at people, you should resign you useless fucker!!!

[incident]

19 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

as an aside...what happened with that russian vaccine?

Он все еще проходит испытания и, похоже, работает, но, вероятно, не будет доставлен в Великобританию.

[Ozanne]

Just now, Punksnotdead said:

She's on the news whining that her job is "extremely challenging". Of course it's fucking challenging, you're supposed to be Home Secretary. If you're incapable of doing it without screaming & shouting at people, you should resign you useless fucker!!!

She did the classic apology that isn’t actually an apology, ‘I’m sure if I’ve upset you’.

[eFestivals]

3 hours ago, Mark E. Spliff said:

 

taking a left-wing position on the Israel/Palestine debate is now like wading through treacle: it's just a matter of when, not if, your argument is lazily dismissed as antisemitism.

Or lazily dismissed as a right wing position, as happened here not long ago.

[steviewevie]

Christmas rules.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/20/the-cost-of-christmas-boris-johnson-faces-dilemma-covid-rules

[steviewevie]

only those vaccinated can celebrate christmas.

[Crazyfool01]

4 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

only those vaccinated can celebrate christmas.

Let them ... Those raves at the Nursing homes will go off  

[Punksnotdead]

12 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

She did the classic apology that isn’t actually an apology, ‘I’m sure if I’ve upset you’.

Yep. What she actually means is it's their fault that they're offended or upset. Truly despicable human being. My top 5 most hated politicians seems to change on a daily basis!

[stuartbert two hats]

16 minutes ago, incident said:

Он все еще проходит испытания и, похоже, работает, но, вероятно, не будет доставлен в Великобританию.

Они сказали, что их вакцина готова, но на самом деле, когда они говорят, что внедряют ее медленно, они фактически ее тестируют.

[onthebeach]

59 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Just heard that, And I thought they couldn’t come up with any more analogies after last weeks extravaganza about tooting bugles, cavalry coming over the hill  etc 

Well we’ve had the planes and trains from JVT just waiting on the automobiles now