Thread for the drunkards

[Bryanrebe]

I've noticed a few people who drink then post. Thought I'd start a thread for drunken thoughts on Glastonbury. Alcohol of choice must be mentioned in the post. I'll start...

I've had some rosé and a couple of glasses of local pinot noir on this fine Thirsty Thursday.

Drunk thoughts on Glastonbury = will I get (biodegradable) glitter in my eye if I put it on my face? If so, how much will it hurt?

Sorry if this is a shit thread idea. What can I say, I'm drunk!

[Doug85]

I've just realised your location, I thought we needed to have an intervention at 8:50am on a Thursday morning. 

[Crazyfool01]

its 9am and I feel the need to go and have a drink to post on this thread ? My only Glastonbury drunk thoughts are how can I position myself within a decent distance from the toilet and still get a view of the stage ... and yes I know I should drink spirits in run up to some acts but this never seems to happen 

[Bryanrebe]

4 minutes ago, Doug85 said:

I've just realised your location, I thought we needed to have an intervention at 8:50am on a Thursday morning. 

Yeah, I feel like I'll wake up to the drunk posts in 8-9 hours or so. Something interesting to read on the morning commute!

[Crazyfool01]

ive only posted once drunk .... I woke up in the morning and my post actually made sense with no sod it they will understand spelling errors either ...I was impressed with myself that morning  

[Padgey]

20 minutes ago, Bryanrebe said:

Drunk thoughts on Glastonbury = will I get (biodegradable) glitter in my eye if I put it on my face? If so, how much will it hurt?

 

It's more problematic if you have mud in your eye, very itchy!

[Doug85]

15 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

ive only posted once drunk .... I woke up in the morning and my post actually made sense with no sod it they will understand spelling errors either ...I was impressed with myself that morning  

Happens now and then for me however the Brits night this year I was hammered and I was constantly on here. Think I said a lot of shite that night! 

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Doug85 said:

Happens now and then for me however the Brits night this year I was hammered and I was constantly on here. Think I said a lot of shite that night! 

Thats a decent night for having a drink though even if you are teetotal  drunken efesters up and down the uk .... dont know if we export this rubbish these days  

[MetaKate]

I think we should open this thread up to all forms of inebriation. Checking in from Canada where even with legal edibles I'm still awake past 2am. 

I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I still support my local dealer. 

[CJTM]

I've had a week from hell with the days seeming long, and the nights longer. Going to get out to Mayo or Donegal the weekend and enjoy many, many pints. Will check in with some spiel for sure

[Bryanrebe]

1 minute ago, MetaKate said:

I think we should open this thread up to all forms of inebriation. Checking in from Canada where even with legal edibles I'm still awake past 2am. 

I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I still support my local dealer. 

Sadly not legal in NZ, but happy to hear your inebriated thoughts!

[MetaKate]

5 minutes ago, Bryanrebe said:

Sadly not legal in NZ, but happy to hear your inebriated thoughts!

 

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 99 problems but that bitch ain't one. 

Edited November 7, 2019 by MetaKate

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

This thread will have more pages than the Headliner thread by Monday.

 

 

 

 

And probably a lot more sense talked...

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

This thread will have more pages than the Headliner thread by Monday.

 

 

 

 

And probably a lot more sense talked...

Is the blank space where you have deleted some drunk text ?  

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

Is the blank space where you have deleted some drunk text ?  

Head slumped on the space bar 

[1986]

This has the potential to provide some cringey shit. I'll look forward to reading it.

[Crazyfool01]

14 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Head slumped on the space bar 

Space bar cadet  

[stuartbert two hats]

27 minutes ago, Bryanrebe said:

I've noticed a few people who drink then post. Thought I'd start a thread for drunken thoughts on Glastonbury. Alcohol of choice must be mentioned in the post. I'll start...

I've had some rosé and a couple of glasses of local pinot noir on this fine Thirsty Thursday.

Drunk thoughts on Glastonbury = will I get (biodegradable) glitter in my eye if I put it on my face? If so, how much will it hurt?

Sorry if this is a shit thread idea. What can I say, I'm drunk!

I had my face covered in "biodegradable" glitter at a small on August bank holiday.  I finally removed a chunk from my eye last week.  It hadn't degraded in my biosphere at all.

[morph100]

Can’t wait to get smashed and talk drivel in here! Excellent idea

[Ayrshire Chris]

55 minutes ago, Bryanrebe said:

Sadly not legal in NZ, but happy to hear your inebriated thoughts!

NZ, imagine my horror, a Scot, visiting his newly emigrated daughter in Auckland, and finding out that she’d moved to a newly built area on the outskirts that was dry, no pubs.  I understand a micro brewery has just opened that allows it to have a bar so our next visit will be less traumatic!  

[Avalon_Fields]

I thought it was compulsory to be drunk before posting on here?

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, crazyfool1 said:

its 9am and I feel the need to go and have a drink to post on this thread ? My only Glastonbury drunk thoughts are how can I position myself within a decent distance from the toilet and still get a view of the stage ... and yes I know I should drink spirits in run up to some acts but this never seems to happen 

So that explains why, at the pilton party, your flashing hat was visible situated exactly half way between the stage and the long drops in the trees! 

[Superscally]

I'm in Dublin. On first part of my honeymoon. On my own. It's International Stout Day. Stand by for all manner of staunch defence of Nick Cave headlining in a few hours.

Edited November 7, 2019 by Superscally

[Sasperella]

1 hour ago, Bryanrebe said:

I've noticed a few people who drink then post. Thought I'd start a thread for drunken thoughts on Glastonbury. Alcohol of choice must be mentioned in the post. I'll start...

Great idea! I'm meeting an old friend for a drink later. If I'm sober enough to remember this thread I'll post, but maybe that defeats the object...let's see!

Oh and no...biodegradable glitter does not hurt in your eye. Unless you blow an excessive amount in like my friends did to each other one year when they were drunk, and even then there eyes didn't fall out or anything). 

Go get glittery 

[Bryanrebe]

21 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

NZ, imagine my horror, a Scot, visiting his newly emigrated daughter in Auckland, and finding out that she’d moved to a newly built area on the outskirts that was dry, no pubs.  I understand a micro brewery has just opened that allows it to have a bar so our next visit will be less traumatic!  

Oh no... I had no idea we had dry spots. Sorry on behalf of our country that you had to experience that!

Edited November 7, 2019 by Bryanrebe
I'm drunk (duh!)