BRIT Awards 2019

[Doug85]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

Ezra. Never trust a man with a face with no edges.

He tucks his shirt in! Animal 

[Comfy Bean]

Hello Mary ....

Wtf’s happening lol

[scaryclaireyfairy]

[Quark]

Just now, fatyeti24 said:

fucking milkdrinkers

I used to be a musician like Ezra. Then I took an arrow in the knee

[morph100]

Ok I’m here I’ve had a few beers but I’m on plus one like a time travelling monkey, so just bear with me. 

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, morph100 said:

Ok I’m here I’ve had a few beers but I’m on plus one like a time travelling monkey, so just bear with me. 

forget the plus one ... dont subject anyone else to the pain 

[paddyclark]

It’s times like this when you start to feel a nostalgic fondness for Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox. 

[giantkatestacks]

1 minute ago, morph100 said:

Ok I’m here I’ve had a few beers but I’m on plus one like a time travelling monkey, so just bear with me. 

I cant cope with time zones. The whole different season thing confuses me. 

[H.M.V]

2 minutes ago, jyoung said:

Just cos some folk on eFests don't know the tunes doesn't mean they didn't take off? New music thread is there for a reason tho...

Ah relax pal, its piss taking night. Everything is game. She has a cracking voice just wish I could understand what she was saying.  

[Gnomicide]

2 minutes ago, jyoung said:

New music thread is there for a reason tho...

So I know what to avoid.

[zico martin]

How long until the best rock artist? And best indie act?

[crocodiles]

4 minutes ago, JoBalls said:

I could see Beyoncé and JayZ headlining the Pyramid together. 

I mean... I WOULDNT see it, but I could imagine it being booked.

What kind of hell is that 

[mashedonmud]

5 minutes ago, danmarks said:

So is jack Whitehall coked off his tits or is my telly brightness too high?

It's us, the viewers, that need to be on coke. And any other substance known to numb the sensations. I reckon an ecky would even get me tapping my toes to George fuckin Ezra.?

[Tranquility of Solitude]

4 minutes ago, srb said:

George Ezra sounds a bit mad. Like, such a disparity between the singing voice and his normal one. I'm not convinced it's the same fella 

I think this of Paloma Faith as well

[Gnomicide]

Oh Jesus H Christ. 

Did I just see an advert for fat ex footballers losing weight?

[nysmaw]

Just now, zico martin said:

How long until the best rock artist? And best indie act?

Minus 20 years.

[Simsy]

1 hour ago, mashedonmud said:

I'm gonna crack open a Cornish lager (new to me but gonna try it) then I've some Somerset cider.  May have a scone for the sake of not missing out Devon. Got a lovely local hoppy ale for Wiltshire, and I'll include Kent just because of the hop content. I haven't a clue what to drink for Hampshire. Scotland and Ireland are covered with a coffeeI. If anybody knows regional drinks that can be purchased in my local co op feel free to add to my carnage. Good luck everyone ?

I'm a bit late to the party, but there's a Bombay sapphire distillery in Hampshire. Not sure how well that'll mix with your beer and cider!

[Quark]

APOCALYPSE IS COME

[H.M.V]

1 minute ago, Gnomicide said:

So I know what to avoid.

LOL, you haven't listened to anything 'new' since the fecking 70's. 

[jyoung]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

Ah relax pal, its piss taking night. Everything is game. She has a cracking voice just wish I could understand what she was saying.  

I'm throwing red wine down my neck like it's going out of fashion, apologies for the sensitivity. WHO WANTS A FIGHT?!

[Gnomicide]

Starting to lose the will to live 'ere.

[CJTM]

cancelmaroon5andreplacethemwitharockband.petition.org

[Crazyfool01]

no sign of crouch ... he hit his head on the door while helping sturridge limp off stage 

[Doug85]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

Ah relax pal, its piss taking night. Everything is game. She has a cracking voice just wish I could understand what she was saying.  

Yep I'm surprised I'm still coherent. Purely just watching to take the piss 

[morph100]

Plus one update

 

huge jack man has removed all female trousers a skill to be reckoned with