airwaves Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 OK, here we go Whilst stood at the milk and sugar table in the Tiny Tea Tent. Girl points to bowl of dark brown sugar and asks server "Is that coconut nectar?" WTF is coconut nectar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjadnoo Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Heard walking past my tent: "And so, I looked at her, and she was covered in mayonnaise. Being the gentleman, I told her 'you've got mayo on you'." I can only assume that mayonnaise wasn't a euphemism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazwwe Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 'So what and where is the pyamid stage' - bottom of Kidney Mead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryy Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 minute ago, chazwwe said: 'So what and where is the pyamid stage' - bottom of Kidney Mead. WOW LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibear Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Walking past a food stall called Moonie Halloumi, up by Leftfield, I think: "Moonie Halloumi; what a great name for whatever the fuck that place sells..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 "Do they have a Maccy D's here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalifire Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 In the long drops... "Lou Lou? LOU?! LOUISE REDMAN!! I'M BEING SICK!!" No idea quite why it tickled me so much but I had a good chuckle whilst letting one go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 I've just seen a bloke wearing a tshirt that says: SURELY NOT EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug85 Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Not overheard as such but a brilliant flag- a picture of Theresa May and a wheat field in the background with the caption "naughty". Genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helephantelope Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Walking past the rabbit hole, heard a lass behind me say "Wow, look - there's a playboy tent!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt42 Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Anything said by a scouser cant wait for the annual thread, but I'm gonna say it anyway lots of scousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiralGirl Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Ahh, my favourite thread of the year :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EamerRed Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Matt42 said: Anything said by a scouser cant wait for the annual thread, but I'm gonna say it anyway lots of scousers I've noticed this! Fooking everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboNelly Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 At Park stage before Mark Lanegan. Lady to her partner- "so what sort of music Elbow play?" "mm hard to say. It's good for doing the dishes to" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwaves Posted June 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 In the middle of the field for Radiohead, about an hour in Lady to her fellow "I could have been at Dizee Rascal instead of this shit! I can't dance. And I'm not drunk! " Mind you, seeing the comments on the Radiohead thread I can probably understand why ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2SO Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Doug85 said: Not overheard as such but a brilliant flag- a picture of Theresa May and a wheat field in the background with the caption "naughty". Genius I am camped about 4 tents from them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Lee Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 11 hours ago, Hugh Jass said: "Do they have a Maccy D's here?" I suppose everyone has to start somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackomanaco Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Just heard someone in the tent next to me ask Siri if a pringles can, can hold urine! Made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurasaurus Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Overheard by Mr. Saurus: "So, were you alone or by yourself?" "Yeah." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyRaver Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 18 hours ago, Matt42 said: Anything said by a scouser cant wait for the annual thread, but I'm gonna say it anyway lots of scousers I wristbanded more people from Liverpool than anywhere else on Wednesday. And a security guard at gate told me on shift this morning that the vast majority of people trying to get in on fake tickets and wristbands are scousers too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
char90 Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 A guy emerged from a random hedge near the park last night shrieking 'IS THIS THE RABBIT HOLE' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfuhruhurr Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Tent next to me, two girls talking about boyfriends- "we were doing sex when he tried putting it up me butt, well I said, we're splitting up if you do that. He did anyway. " other girl "was that roger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwaves Posted June 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Randomly walking Lad to his mum "Are they singing 'i want to live like the coloured people '? " Mum "No. It's common people dear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownboundTrain52 Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Overhead at Radiohead, at the end, from three coked up teenage girls; "Aw, wish they'd played their hit!" "Oh year, which one is that?" "Better Off Alone! Only Radiohead song I like! Absolute turd guzzlers." I honestly had no words, and nor did the couple I was with. We all just snorted and desperately tried to not laugh further when they fell into one of the oil drum bins a minute later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adystar Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Woman stood in front of the other stage" is this the pyramid stage?" friend"yes,thought it would be more pointy though" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.