The dreams have started

[Hugh Jass]

I had a dream last night that my wife had a baby and we went straight from the hospital to Glastonbury. Remember texting my mum "it's a girl" in the crowd at the Pyramid.

[kalifire]

My dreams invariably involve getting the date wrong or times mixed up and missing swathes of the line up or missing a good place to camp. Why can't I have good dreams?!

[evilduck]

55 minutes ago, kalifire said:

My dreams invariably involve getting the date wrong or times mixed up and missing swathes of the line up or missing a good place to camp. Why can't I have good dreams?!

Yeah these are all the dreams I get. We go to leave and I haven't packed yet, so I spend so long packing that we get there late and miss everything. I get lost while there and miss everything, I get there too early, too late etc.. Typical Glastonbury stress dreams!

[Hutchmaster]

Nightmares for me about not being successful in the secret sale as well as a Lorde/The National clash!

[Wilfko]

I keep having this recurring dream where the festival consists entirely of tent fields and an area very similar to the back end of the other stage field, I get madly frustrated I can't get to any of the other areas.. really weird. In my dream Sunday arrives and I'm always gutted that I didn't find anything haha

[DropBeat]

My latest one was me on the train to Glastonbury realising I'd not brought my power bank to charge my phone, and being overly upset about not being able to take photos once the charge runs out. Then I drop my phone at castle cary and the screen cracks. I get over quickly it because the excitement cheers me up we approach the site. Then when I get to the gate I go to get my ticket out of my bag and realise I've packed a pizza instead of my ticket.

Makes a change from the usual waking up Sunday evening having missed most of the festival dream.

[MetaKate]

58 minutes ago, DropBeat said:

My latest one was me on the train to Glastonbury realising I'd not brought my power bank to charge my phone, and being overly upset about not being able to take photos once the charge runs out. Then I drop my phone at castle cary and the screen cracks. I get over quickly it because the excitement cheers me up we approach the site. Then when I get to the gate I go to get my ticket out of my bag and realise I've packed a pizza instead of my ticket.

Makes a change from the usual waking up Sunday evening having missed most of the festival dream.

You should probably pack a pizza AND your ticket.

But if you had to choose,  I'd go with the pizza. 

[verrymerry]

1 hour ago, DropBeat said:

Then when I get to the gate I go to get my ticket out of my bag and realise I've packed a pizza instead of my ticket.

Makes a change from the usual waking up Sunday evening having missed most of the festival dream.

I love how your subconscious thinks you might possibly confuse the two 

[hodgey]

7 hours ago, elgatonegrofabricwardrobe said:

My dream last night involved me holding 4 small eggs, preparing to make a double portion of scrambled eggs. I looked down at my hands and realised that one of the eggs was infact my penis. Left it after that as 3 eggs simply wouldn't have satisfied 2 hungry people. 6 weeks today.

I'm a long-time lurker who has joined this site to contribute to this thread but also to laugh at this story. Really tickled me for some reason. 

Last night I dreamt that Drake was headlining 'Glastonbury'. Except Glastonbury was actually a tiny event with about 100 people in my old primary school hall, and he kept asking me on stage to sing literally one word in a verse. That was a strange one.

[baggienick68]

Dreamt that I was trying to clean the entrance to the Park with a jet wash. I showed ME and next thing a great big shiny new one was in its place.

Must get a life.

[Padgey]

Obviously had the festival on my mind last night, dream consisted of being late so couldn't get our usual camping spot, rushing around to pack so I forgot half of my stuff so I had to go home and come back on the Thursday.  These are the typical dreams I have about Glastonbury.  Also the festival is totally different in my dreams regarding the layout.

[CaledonianGonzo]

I had a dream that I was a tiny leaf trapped under the windscreen wiper of a car travelling from Leeds to London.  

I wonder if it means anything.

[Padgey]

45 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

I had a dream that I was a tiny leaf trapped under the windscreen wiper of a car travelling from Leeds to London.  

I wonder if it means anything.

You were obviously a Sweet Leaf of the North!

[Mr Benn]

On ‎21‎/‎10‎/‎2016 at 1:37 PM, gmb1992 said:

Had my first one last night, same dream as usual - with it being the end of the Sunday night and it's all over. 

Then I wake up and for a split second believe it's true

haha I get this one too

[FuzzyDunlop]

I had a dream last night that Robbie Williams doing WHAM's greatest hits was the big secret... then this messageboard went mental. Death threats, people blaming neil, Matt42 (for some reason) and Emily Eavis posted telling people to calm down or the festival is off...

So Im dreaming about this forum, not even the festival!

[Guest]

I've had one last night, harrowing it was. The first area of perturbation was that The Can Project weren't on the line-up, I had to go around asking people what the fuck had gone on, and everybody denied all knowledge of The Can Project's very existence. Then it rained, and I returned to my tent to discover it was made of cardboard and posters and was quickly turning to pulp. So the only thing I could do was go down to one of the stalls around the bandstand and just kind of loiter in there. I peeped behind a bit of tarp I wasn't supposed to peep behind, and found a big hole in the ground with stairs leading down, so I went down and there was an enormous cave full of people underground. They were up to summat secret and Illuminati-ish that I ought not have seen, but the dream gets hazy there and I can't remember what went on after that.

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

I've had a few dreams so far over the last months, normally just my friends and I walking around the festival or trying to get in to the festival or standing outside one of the tents or stages. One was pretty specific with Bono and Beth Ditto forming a supergourp to open the fest on the Other. It's always been with the same group of people I'm actually going and it's also included the "getting to the front of the queue and not having your ticket" nightmare

[Sasperella]

I had the worst Glasto dream a couple of nights ago..literally everything went wrong. I was in the wrong starting point to get my coach, then I was an hour late for it, then I realised I'd forgotten half my stuff and had to go get it, but just then realised I was only wearing a completely ridiculous red bikini and had to run past all the horrible guys I used to know from school...and when I popped home my cat was dying, and I looked in the mirror and realised I'd had really shit glitter on the whole time.

Why are Glasto dreams always so stressful?

[mbheather]

Just dragging this back to the top because of my fairly weird dream the other night. My Glasto dreams normally revolve around the running late theme

This dream however saw me and the other half sat down on a picnic bench with David Bowie and Juliette Lewis. We were eating ice creams we had just bought. The other half had a cherry chocolate one (think my brain picked that up from alcohol infusions thread). Mr Bowie though was eating an 'Oil Water' flavoured one (wtf), which didn't sound very nice. We were taking the mickey out of him for buying such an odd flavour, saying he had only done it to make himself look more interesting! He was laughing and taking it in good humour.

(Not sure what Juliette was eating!)

Odd.

Back to lurking...

Matt

[babyblade41]

4 minutes ago, mbheather said:

Just dragging this back to the top because of my fairly weird dream the other night. My Glasto dreams normally revolve around the running late theme

This dream however saw me and the other half sat down on a picnic bench with David Bowie and Juliette Lewis. We were eating ice creams we had just bought. The other half had a cherry chocolate one (think my brain picked that up from alcohol infusions thread). Mr Bowie though was eating an 'Oil Water' flavoured one (wtf), which didn't sound very nice. We were taking the mickey out of him for buying such an odd flavour, saying he had only done it to make himself look more interesting! He was laughing and taking it in good humour.

(Not sure what Juliette was eating!)

Odd.

Back to lurking...

Matt

I want a pic of an oil and water ice cream 

[Charm]

10 minutes ago, babyblade41 said:

I want a pic of an oil and water ice cream 

This maybe. 

Charm x

 

[babyblade41]

Just now, Charm said:

This maybe. 

Charm x

 

very David Bowiesque...not sure I'd still eat it though 

[mbheather]

Yep, deffo dont like the look of that. I'll be sticking to mint choc chip myself!

[MetaKate]

Had an amazing glasto dream yesterday... in the dream I was rolling pretty hard and couldn't figure out where i was... stumbling around talking to strangers and I was searching for something but didn't know what... everyone wanted to help but i couldnt answer their questions and they kept giving me things to "help"... so i had a hand full of odd things like flowers and duct tape but I kept dropping/losing them. I found this place that had an underground subway entrance and when I went down it was like a terrarium and i could see everyone about the featival but they couldnt see me. It was so sunny and hot down there (even though it wasn't up top). 

It was just so weird I've never have a dream where I felt high before! Woke up feeling like I actually had a massively good time! (Full disclosure: I did eat an edible a bit before bedtime) 

[Heather90]

Every night this week. Last night my dad was driving me frantically to the gates before they shut. This mostly involved driving backwards through a small Spanish coastal town in the shadow of the Tor. He hit a bin and I woke up

Then I woke up, checked election results and dozed back off to find myself awaiting my return coach to find it left early and I was stuck. Michael Eavis came and assured me I can stay til the next festival if I feed the cows and the paella stall will agree to feed me.