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JoeyT
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Hi All, Now I know this won't make up for the fact you're still trying for glasto tickets but I have 2 weekend tickets for the Sound City festival in Liverpool this weekend (won them but can't go

Abijones
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I have just realised someone gave me 2 downvotes too in this thread yesterday, just for asking politely for a link? Made me a bit sad tbh as I'm new here and now my rep is horrible

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This thread is titled 'Secret Resales'. That was the whole point. However it now seems to have been high-jacked by people advocating getting in illegally. Hardly the spirit of Glastonbury. We all know

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Good morning lovely positive peeps, welcome @Tashii, follow that page will not be your friend, sign up to pay for Neil's checkpage at www.checkpage.co.uk 

Let's do this thang.

Milkman is due again today at 16:00, he may be early, it could be another sign.

good luck when the time comes all, let's hope it is today.

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Milkman 4pm not 2pm, there's 2 signs there then
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1 hour ago, babyblade41 said:

What am I going to do when this is over ?  such camaraderie and spirit.... well most anyway !!

 

We will all be waiting nervously in the tickets despatch thread counting the percentages and betting on when ours will get sent out......;)

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First joke of the day! k thx bye

Three construction workers (an Italian, a Mexican, and a redneck) were sitting on a steel beam at the top of a skyscraper they were building. It was lunchtime. The Italian worker opens his lunch box and sees that he has spaghetti and meatballs. "Son of a bitch", he says, "spaghetti and meatballs again. Everyday it's spaghetti and meatballs. I swear if I get spaghetti and meatballs again tomorrow I'm going to commit suicide by jumping off this building". The Mexican worker opens up his lunch box and sees a burrito. "Damnit", he says, "another damn burrito, I'm so tired of burritos, If I have to eat a burrito again tomorrow I'm going to jump off of this building and commit suicide". The redneck worker opens his lunch box and sees a bologna sandwich. "Shit!!!, another damn bologna sandwich. If I get another bologna sandwich tomorrow, I'm going to commit suicide".

The next day during lunch hour, they are sitting on the same steel beam. The Italian worker opens his lunch box and finds spaghetti and meatballs. Without saying a word he closes the box and throws himself off of the beam and drops twenty floors to his death. The Mexican worker opens his box, finds a burrito, closes the box and jumps to his death. The redneck worker opens his box and finds a bologna sandwich, closes the box and jumps to his death.

A couple of days later the families of all three workers meet at the cemetery just after the funerals. The Italian worker's wife was crying. "Oh, if only I had known how he felt about the spaghetti and meatballs, I could have fixed him a muffalotta, and he would still be here today." The Mexican worker's wife said "I could have fixed my husband a taco or an enchilada, and he would be here with me today".

There was a moment of silence while everybody was waiting for the redneck worker's wife to comment. "Don't look at me", she said, "He fixes his own lunch".

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My work colleague has finally figured out that I've been connected to his wifi dongle  for the past 3 weeks and he's now changed the password! On that basis it will be today.. 

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