Headliners 2015

[Woffy]

New tent, you say? Care to post some NSFW tent porn? I've been scouring the internet for something cheap and decent for a few months now, but it doesn't seem I'm going to get both, it's either one or the other, or neither in many cases.

Mrs Woffy ordered it as she does not have my capacity for slumming it in a 25 quid Asda job like what I does.

Now...just give me a second whilst i get into BonTory character...ahem...here goes:

Meh meh meh I earn a pretty decent wage meh meh meh so it's ohhhhh soooo rather expensive.

Aaaaaaaaand, back in the room.

It was £170.

I'll get her to send me a link in a minute and i'll post on here.

[JoeyT]

Just switched the Bristol City game on. What's up with their stadium?

Redeveloping. Should be ready for start of next season.

[Hugh Jass]

Two teams scrapping to stay in the Premier League, it doesn't sound too bad to me.

As a West Brom fan I'm not sure who I want to win that...

Who am I kidding? I want Villa relegated.

But anyway, headliners....

[Woffy]

That's Rovers maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I'm no longer acquainted with the lower leagues.

[The Placid Casual]

Redeveloping. Should be ready for start of next season.

Is it the two stands being developed? I've rarely seen that happening.

[The Placid Casual]

I'm no longer acquainted with the lower leagues.

Bristol Rovers are no longer in the league.

Neither are my team

[FloorFiller]

oh no, football. this is almost as bad as all the Stone Roses discussion

[JoeyT]

Just the one behind the goal mainly. Possible they removed the bottom part of the one on the side to make it easier maybe? Looks like the white structure in front of it is roof related and ready to be put on

[The Placid Casual]

oh no, football. this is almost as bad as all the Stone Roses discussion

They go hand in hand.

This is the Oooooooone!

[GlastoSimon]

Bristol Rovers are no longer in the league.

Neither are my team

My team are Bristol Rovers

oh no, football. this is almost as bad as all the Stone Roses discussion

As long as no one tells Russy, we'll be fine

[Woffy]

oh no, football. this is almost as bad as all the Stone Roses discussion

We could post amusing gifs of Yeezy watching basketball, Floor?

Edited April 7, 2015 by Woffy

[The Placid Casual]

My team are Bristol Rovers

At least you might escape the trap that is the conference in one go. Wrexham have been down here for years, and we don't look any closer to escaping than the season we were relegated.

[the wonderwhy]

If Conor Oberst isn' booked in some form I am going to be demanding answers

[Guest]

Mrs Woffy ordered it as she does not have my capacity for slumming it in a 25 quid Asda job like what I does.

Now...just give me a second whilst i get into BonTory character...ahem...here goes:

Meh meh meh I earn a pretty decent wage meh meh meh so it's ohhhhh soooo rather expensive.

Aaaaaaaaand, back in the room.

It was £170.

I'll get her to send me a link in a minute and i'll post on here.

I like the idea of buying one of the expensive ones, as in I could probably budget for a bit and justify it for the amount of use I'd theoretically get from it, but then the £12 Aldi job stares at me to remind me of my roots. The faithful old bastard has put me and others up for many a festival, always been great, the downsides are that I don't fit in it properly and it stinks. All I need is pretty much the same tent, but a little bit bigger, but they're all in the £200s. I think that pretty much every night I lay my head in the tent, I'm absolutely steaming drunk, it's only a matter of time before I spectacularly fall and write it off, if I'm in the £12 job we'd laugh and write it a beautiful eulogy, if it was a top banana one I'd be distraught.

Have you got round to reminding Mrs Woffy that no matter how posh the tent, she's still sleeping on the floor in what's essentially a canvass bag with your drunken snoring and farting? Spot on with the Bon impression, sometimes I wish he'd come back to entertain us.

[Woffy]

If Conor Oberst isn' booked in some form I am going to be demanding answers

See I'm gagging for some Jason Lytle, me.

But he gets no mention anywhere round these parts.

[Cockney_Jesus]

At least you might escape the trap that is the conference in one go. Wrexham have been down here for years, and we don't look any closer to escaping than the season we were relegated.

I'm a Luton fan, don't miss that place one bit! Really hope you guys get out soon, every season I'm convinced you'll do it...so many teams in that league who could easily be League 1!

[Badlands]

Actually even better

• Ringo Starr – vocals, drums, percussion, keyboard on "Don't Pass Me By"
• Steve Lukather (Toto) – vocals, lead and rhythm guitar
• Gregg Rolie (Santana and Journey) – vocals, organ, keyboards
• Todd Rundgren (Nazz, Utopia and The New Cars) – vocals, lead and rhythm guitar, bass guitar on "You Are Mine", percussion on "Bang the Drum All Day", harmonica, keyboard on "Love is the Answer"
• Richard Page (Mr. Mister) – vocals, bass guitar, acoustic guitar on "You Are Mine"
• Warren Ham (Bloodrock and AD) – vocals, saxophone, percussion, keyboards
• Gregg Bissonette (David Lee Roth)– drums, percussion, backing vocals

Guests

• Christopher Cross – Vocals (one show in Houston)
• Chris Fryar (Zac Brown Band) - Drums (one show in Birmingham)

Had to upvote this to balance some miserable sod.

Went to see Todd Rundgren a few years ago, he's an oddball and no mistaking. Don't expect the hits, or at least a noticeable version of the hits if he ever plays.

Steely Dan on the other hand would be great, though very unlikely.

Infact, thanks to that Donald Fagen post, I'm gonna put Aja on now.

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

I hadn't owned a decent tent for years, spent a decent wedge on one last year and used it twice before someone (my mate) fell on it at Blissfields and snapped all of the poles, must get round to getting some new ones

[Tim2006]

Will be seriously gutted if it's Macca. He was great last time he played but his voice just isn't holding up nowadays.

[Badlands]

See I'm gagging for some Jason Lytle, me.

But he gets no mention anywhere round these parts.

Whats his solo stuff like? Sophtware Slump is a favourite of mine. He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot is a fucking beaut of a tune.

*Switches Aja off, puts on Grandaddy*

[Woffy]

I like the idea of buying one of the expensive ones, as in I could probably budget for a bit and justify it for the amount of use I'd theoretically get from it, but then the £12 Aldi job stares at me to remind me of my roots. The faithful old bastard has put me and others up for many a festival, always been great, the downsides are that I don't fit in it properly and it stinks. All I need is pretty much the same tent, but a little bit bigger, but they're all in the £200s. I think that pretty much every night I lay my head in the tent, I'm absolutely steaming drunk, it's only a matter of time before I spectacularly fall and write it off, if I'm in the £12 job we'd laugh and write it a beautiful eulogy, if it was a top banana one I'd be distraught.

Have you got round to reminding Mrs Woffy that no matter how posh the tent, she's still sleeping on the floor in what's essentially a canvass bag with your drunken snoring and farting? Spot on with the Bon impression, sometimes I wish he'd come back to entertain us.

Haha...yes to most of that!

Here you go.

http://www.gooutdoors.co.uk/hi-gear-aura-3-family-tent-p286292

[Mouseboy11]

If Conor Oberst isn' booked in some form I am going to be demanding answers

Didn't he make some rather awkward comments when he played before?

[Lucyjane83]

Has Sting been mentioned? The only reason I ask is that I've just seen his name mentioned by a music photographer on my Facebook.

Don't worry- just looked at his tour dates

Edited April 7, 2015 by Lucyjane83

[Superscally]

Re: Conor Oberst

Yes. He was a complete prick when he headlined JP and called John Peel an old coke head, not in a jokey manner, possibly the first year that stage was named in his honour. If he IS asked to play, I'll be demanding answers...

Edited April 7, 2015 by Superscally

[Perks]

If Conor Oberst isn' booked in some form I am going to be demanding answers

Hopefully with Desaparecidos...seen as though he's working with them again..I'd be all over it.