Headliners 2015

[russycarps]

Totally ignoring Rose4Baggie, but Mike and Big Vurn seem more credible?

Yes, mike called the rolling stones and Kanye west. Believe in the biff

[the wonderwhy]

Can't believe I didn't think of that.

Yeah, you can see the text added on Photoshop

[dentalplan]

Yes, mike called the rolling stones and Kanye west. Believe in the biff

Much like Obama; Mike didn't call Kanye. He started the thread a few minutes after he was announced by the Glasto Twitter and I think he'd only had a couple of food related posts since 2013 before then.

[the wonderwhy]

Ive just seen someone proving use of photoshop....

My mate could see the twitter id and transaction number. So we assumed it was covered to stop him getting abuse. Naively believed it!

The twitter handle is for the Betfair helpdesk

[justperfect]

Maybe he's the man with no friends making a comeback and leading us all on a merry dance

[mozzy]

im unsure of dates, but I'm sure its happening. Mozzy, i wish i knew what you were on about.

It's really quite simple - you started work on it at 16:02 & finished at 16:22. Your first post about being unable to show your "screenshot" was then made at 16:23.

(Edited for incorrect time)

Edited March 19, 2015 by mozzy

[klipper]

fuck you wooderson you fucking jumped up c**t. I'm laughing now cus iv had you lot questioning whether my troll is true or not for the past 5 hours. bet you haven't even got a glasto ticket you spawnly little faggot

Charming bloke.

Neil, any chance you can ban him for blatant homophobia and bad language to wooderson, remember something similar with Carlton. Thanks

Also, to steal a joke off Zac Quinn:

Social Groups? Over 50?

Edited March 19, 2015 by klipper

[Tdiz]

No need for that

[sjseabass]

Bahahahahaha

[T-Mouse]

Wow...

[marcwilson87]

fuck you wooderson you fucking jumped up c**t. I'm laughing now cus iv had you lot questioning whether my troll is true or not for the past 5 hours. bet you haven't even got a glasto ticket you spawnly little faggot

LOL

[Swifty5294]

My faith in humanity was wrong...

Wow some people!

[CHRLY]

Fucking hell

[hurdy]

Spawnly?

[giantkatestacks]

I'm with you. Their last album was 21 years ago. Headliners at Glastonbury shouldn't be nostalgia acts with no recent material.

To be fair, I was made up with the chance to see the Stones so am not against a heritage act as long as its legendary or near death.

<ignores everything that occured while I was typing>

Edited March 19, 2015 by giantkatestacks

[mozzy]

Really wanted it to be true but he was obviously bullshitting. Ah well.

[FuzzyDunlop]

The twitter handle is for the Betfair helpdesk

Ha. I just sent it to my mate. Asked him if you can make them out.

He said yes, twitter and transaction ID.

I should have asked him better questions... I have never used photoshop though.

"Has this been photoshopped" would have been better!!

Edited March 19, 2015 by FuzzyDunlop

[the wonderwhy]

fuck you wooderson you fucking jumped up c**t. I'm laughing now cus iv had you lot questioning whether my troll is true or not for the past 5 hours. bet you haven't even got a glasto ticket you spawnly little faggot

[russycarps]

fuck you wooderson you fucking jumped up c**t. I'm laughing now cus iv had you lot questioning whether my troll is true or not for the past 5 hours. bet you haven't even got a glasto ticket you spawnly little faggot

True colours shown.

Take your homophobic language and fuck off, you absolute throbber.

[Hugh Jass]

What a jip.

[marcwilson87]

Roses4Baggie - you spent 5 hours of your life engaging people in Glastonbury rumour chat. Without your posts, they would have engaged in very similar conversations. You sir, are a saddo.

[Wooderson]

fuck you wooderson you fucking jumped up c**t. I'm laughing now cus iv had you lot questioning whether my troll is true or not for the past 5 hours. bet you haven't even got a glasto ticket you spawnly little faggot

SEE YA.

[FuzzyDunlop]

fuck you wooderson you fucking jumped up c**t. I'm laughing now cus iv had you lot questioning whether my troll is true or not for the past 5 hours. bet you haven't even got a glasto ticket you spawnly little faggot

Do you sell Kitchens?

[CHRLY]

I cannot understand why people actually waste their time doing this, what could you possibly get out of it

[General Lee]

The stone roses? Can't see it at all myself. Hopefully not as well because *that* album does nothing for me. its nigh on unlistenable now due to its overfamiliarity - and that's without me intentionally listening to it. 25 year old songs of a million pub jukeboxes and indie discos, sung terribly by the 'singer', with a load of lager-ed up karaoke lads drowning him out. No thanks.

I'm one of the few that preferred the second album anyway.