Headliners 2015

[eFestivals]

James Corden does.

what better proof is needed that Barlow is shit?

[giantkatestacks]

I would actually really hate it to be Rihanna, there is a line of musicality that I think shouldn't be crossed and if someone cant sing AND doesn't write their own music thats where that line is for me.

Would much rather have Florence, at least its homegrown and she has a genuine love for the festival.

[Roonwilldo]

Neil's cryptic clues are back!

It truly is rumour time again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckf_6GiLO1E

[Winslow Leach]

what better proof is needed that Barlow is shit?

I was going to write a long, sarcastic post about how Barlow is a misunderstood genius, but even the remote fear that someone might actually think I was being genuine stopped me.

[michael eavis' beard]

nope.

I say something straightforwards, and you lot take it as cryptic.

It's lucky i'm not suing you for the injuries I've just got falling off my chair with laughter.

Neil, we're a sensitive lot! Just seeing you've posted in this thread is enough to make many start to twitch!

[mr gumby]

Neil, we're a sensitive lot! Just seeing you've posted in this thread is enough to make many start to twitch!

Dirty bastards!

[GlastoSimon]

Neil, we're a sensitive lot! Just seeing you've posted in this thread is enough to make many start to twitch!

Every year it's the same though, doesn't help that we've had a lot fewer rumours to go on this year until now.

[Matt42]

Neil, we're a sensitive lot! Just seeing you've posted in this thread is enough to make many start to twitch!

Exactly how I feel, when you see "last post by efestivals" I jump to think something very exciting is happening.

[eFestivals]

Exactly how I feel, when you see "last post by efestivals" I jump to think something very exciting is happening.

I can so the Matt thing and talk bollocks too you know.

[FloorFiller]

I can so the Matt thing and talk bollocks too you know.

no! we want cold. hard. facts. dammit

[neil999]

no! we want cold. hard. facts. dammit

i quite like the teasing, feels a bit naughty

[Rose-Colored Boy]

I don't think there'd be much point in Katy Perry now

Agree . More chance of Justin Timberlake and his tour finished three and a half weeks ago.

[Wooderson]

I can so the Matt thing and talk bollocks too you know.

I wouldn't take that Matt.

[Guest]

Let's be honest, Mumford and Sons were the very worst of the headliner bunch that could happen, even Take That are a better alternative. The worst has already happened, nobody can ever get precious about Pyramid headliners again.

[FloorFiller]

Let's be honest, Mumford and Sons were the very worst of the headliner bunch that could happen, even Take That are a better alternative. The worst has already happened, nobody can ever get precious about Pyramid headliners again.

this is true. no matter how bad it gets, it can't get Mumfords bad

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Cliff

[russycarps]

Let's be honest, Mumford and Sons were the very worst of the headliner bunch that could happen, even Take That are a better alternative. The worst has already happened, nobody can ever get precious about Pyramid headliners again.

wrong wrong wrong. Mumfords are infinitely better than take that. And mumfords are absolute dog droppings.

[Brave Sir Robin]

wrong wrong wrong. Mumfords are infinitely better than take that. And mumfords are absolute dog droppings.

Quite right Russy. I can only imagine these others are comparative youngsters who haven't had to ensure the full rise, fall and then rise again of take bloody that.

[FloorFiller]

wrong wrong wrong. Mumfords are infinitely better than take that. And mumfords are absolute dog droppings.

Mumfords will never release an album as seminal as Everything Changes ALRIGHT?!

[FuzzyDunlop]

Swift would will be worse than Take that or Mumfords

Edited January 28, 2015 by FuzzyDunlop

[A Guy Called Matt]

what better proof is needed that Barlow is shit?

Do we really have to prove Barlow is shit? I thought he managed that quite well by himself.

[suzie sue]

Was forced to listen to swift by my daughter, actually the new record is not half bad.

When you listen to the utter drivel on the Now thats... compilations, that is utter utter shite

[Matt42]

Was forced to listen to swift by my daughter, actually the new record is not half bad.

When you listen to the utter drivel on the Now thats... compilations, that is utter utter shite

Her music is actually about something, she's a great songwriter and there's not one song that sounds the same. Yes she may make sweeter music than some, but All To Well is a perfect example of why she's a fantastic artist.

[eFestivals]

Do we really have to prove Barlow is shit? I thought he managed that quite well by himself.

some people have problems, and need sign-posts.

[DomDom1984]

That big solo single that Barlow brought out was basically Mumfords in disguise anyway.