Perks Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Me and me pal after a festival few years ago, went to the pub on the way home, a local kip of a place, it was a Monday afternoon and we sat outside, we couldn't believe they had a mad techno DJ on in the afternoon, we were dancing away at the table, going more and more for it, raving! the barmaid came out and stared at us, we later realised we were dancing to the pubs generator!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sloseph Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 after a heavy night out at a dingy club in Bradford (the mill if anyone knows it) I went to Tesco to find some food I could stomach, while stood on one of the isles I was convinced they were playing some seriously hard D+B, I started having a little dance while trying to choose my food my mate comes up to me and asked me what I’m playing at, turns out Tesco hadn't had a big D+B rave at 10am, they just had a extractor fan that was a bit louder than the average Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmb1992 Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Our group one year took 300 pairs of childrens sunglasses, very small ones, gave them out to everyone in the dance tent and told them their heads had grown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindles Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 One of the most popular dance tracks at Glastonbury has to be "this vehicle is reversing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmb1992 Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 I saw a couple of people dressed as geishas maybe, waiting for unexpecting strangers whilst in the loos and gathering big crowds tocheer when they came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurrahBrother Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 It is the normal stuff you elsewhere every day that seems strange at this festival! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponyegg Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Not at Glastonbury (although I have a few to recount later) but when i went to Stonehenge in 1983 I went wondering in the middle of the night round the various stalls. After exiting a particularly fine establishment selling Black & Leb hot-knives for 50p I came across a young man rolling around on the ground, his hands and feet were bound and he had what looked like a bunch of twigs wrapped around his head in the classic 'crown of thorns' look. He kept saying over and over "I am Jesus aren't I? I am Jesus aren't I?". At the time I didn't think it was worth entering some sort of metaphysical debate with him so, like everyone else, just walked on by as if it was normal... I often think about that chap and exactly how much acid he must have had that night. Stonehenge was notorious for open drug dealing, tents and cars would have blackboards outside with prices of their wares on them. At one point on one of the main drags there was a guy who\d arrived in an disused Ice-Cream van doing a roaring trade in very good quality Red Leb (it was the 80s after all :-), his mate was sat on top of the ice cream van with a set of binoculars looking further down the road towards another trader doing a similarly brisk trade in the same hash, but checking hjs advertised prices on his board. It was like something out of the a city trader film, as one dropped/amended their prices so the other would change his prices to compete and vice versa. He'd shout down to his mate 'Leb's down to £14 a quarter' and so on. It was all very civilised, with orderly queues etc... perhaps I should have tried the classic Ice Cream line of 'excuse me mister, what can I get for 75p?'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carreg_cennen Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Last year on the hillside where the glastonbury sign is , as we were walking up the hill I noticed a bannana skin left on the ground and someone stepped on it and did the perfect pratfall I thought that sort of thing only happened in silent movies ! it wasnt the fall so much as the perfect set up which had us crying with laughter, The other thing that year was a tall beuatiful girl standing next to me suddenly decided to squat down and pee on my foot, her friends handed her some wet wipes to clean up and she started dancing again! (Imagine Dragons playing a great set in the background) thank god for wellies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_D Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 all the hippies playing rounders on top of the banksey stone henge in 2007, before it started raining for the whole time, fucking weird, people playing fiddles with speakers in wheel barrows all going mental as i think it was summer solstice Nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) I have been known to dance to a fire alarm. When the mood takes you ... I found myself dancing to the sound of the kettle boiling one night when things got out of hand. This thread has made my afternoon today! Edited June 4, 2015 by j-e-n-k-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fur_q Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Just suddenly recalled a Sunday night, around 2008 and being in a tent in the SE corner after the sun had come up, where wierd pay trancy band where playing but they had an MC dressed as Micheal Eavis MCing in a fake West Country accent. That was a bit wierd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I found myself dancing to the sound of the kettle boiling one night when things got out of hand. We are not worthy, we are not worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_hutch_keeper Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Finding the door to the TARDIS open in the corner of the Spirit of 71 stage. Gutted not to find a time traveling space ship but to my surprise it was a pub with board games and a dart board!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Leach Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I found myself dancing to the sound of the kettle boiling one night when things got out of hand. This thread has made my afternoon today! You are Tyres O'Flaherty and I claim my £5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big__phil Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I love reading these, and just wish my memory was good enough for me to contribute. I'm usually not in peak condition when I see weird stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briddj Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 East 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briddj Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Last year on the hillside where the glastonbury sign is , as we were walking up the hill I noticed a bannana skin left on the ground and someone stepped on it and did the perfect pratfall I thought that sort of thing only happened in silent movies ! it wasnt the fall so much as the perfect set up which had us crying with laughter, Mate slipped over on a banana skin in 2009. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfunk Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 the shoe in 98 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradders Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I found myself dancing to the sound of the kettle boiling one night when things got out of hand. This thread has made my afternoon today! Tbf it does have an awesome build. The drop's a bit of an anticlimax though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwaves Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Last year, at The Park, whilst waiting to see Thunderbirds are go, two blokes next to me - who also had two women with them. The two blokes each pulled a tall - highball? - glass from their packs and proceeded to make two bloody marys Ice - ? Thought this was almost impossible to get at Glasto Vodka Tomato juice Worcester sauce Tabasco Sauce Celery salt - ffs, who carries celery salt with them Stick of celery Stick of carrot I texted my wife. She asked 'are they glamping?' How the f*** would I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossTC Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I LOVE this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big__phil Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 After a particularly heavy night in Shangri La drinking High Commisioner (please don't judge me), I started to feel a bit rough and decided to head home. One of my mates called it a night as well, and we left together. He soon wished he didn't though, as I threw up all over his back, on his white jacket. Weird thing is it came up bright green, like the gunge that they used to use on kids TV shows in the 90s. Not my finest moment, but luckily my mate saw the funny side (after a while). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
___S_o_m_a__ Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Weird thing is it came up bright green, like the gunge that they used to use on kids TV shows in the 90s. Mmmmmm. Bile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyGSY Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Some dude dressed in a dress pulling a dinosaur on a leash yelling "Sex?" Edit: on second thoughts that was Leeds Fest last year, my bad Edited June 10, 2015 by RyGSY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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