2022 Headliners

[henry bear]

27 minutes ago, Harry49 said:

Not hopeful for Macca 🙁, 80 seems too old. 

So 78’s fine, but not 80? Diana will just get in then.

[Hugh Jass]

I don’t understand this “Macca’s too old” line that’s appeared suddenly. It’s not like they’ll be dragging him out of a retirement home and plonking him onstage with a guitar and a book of quips. He’s been touring regularly for years and isn’t showing any sign of stopping any time soon.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Macca may be getting on a bit but he's less fucked and more in shape to hit the stage than Thomas Bangalter

[Andy0808 v5]

Didn’t Burt Bacharach play a few years ago.. he’s 92 now, must’ve been 86ish when he played.

[henry bear]

Michael Eavis was 80 when he performed the Sex Pistols classic, My Way

[OnlyRevolutions]

David Attenborough was 93 when he took to the pyramid

[CaledonianGonzo]

BB King must have been in his late eighties. Mavis Staples maybe too.

[Hugh Jass]

Ed Sheeran was only 26, and was shite.

[Harry49]

2 hours ago, henry bear said:

So 78’s fine, but not 80? Diana will just get in then.

A valid point of course and every person will age at a different rate but unfortunately time can not be turned back and another 18 months is a long time for people at that age. Hope I am wrong but his ability to play a two hour  headline set will be diminishing at an accelerating rate. 

[nikkic]

48 minutes ago, OnlyRevolutions said:

David Attenborough was 93 when he took to the pyramid

And what a show that was 

[Andy0808 v5]

4 minutes ago, Harry49 said:

A valid point of course and every person will age at a different rate but unfortunately time can not be turned back and another 18 months is a long time for people at that age. Hope I am wrong but his ability to play a two hour  headline set will be diminishing at an accelerating rate. 

At the very least we may get a shorter set of Nanananana’s during ‘Hey Jude’ if he’s a year older.

[Matt42]

4 hours ago, Haan said:

Daft Punk, Taylor Swift and The Strokes 

 

Mary J Blige legend slot

Looks a bit Coachella that. Daft Punk isn’t going to happen.

[henry bear]

14 minutes ago, Harry49 said:

A valid point of course and every person will age at a different rate but unfortunately time can not be turned back and another 18 months is a long time for people at that age. Hope I am wrong but his ability to play a two hour  headline set will be diminishing at an accelerating rate. 

His last full show was in LA in 2019, and he played 38 songs - which is about par for him. When Ed Sheeran last played Glasto he did 15 songs. If Macca does a two hour set we'll be short-changed

[Chawk]

32 minutes ago, nikkic said:

And what a show that was 

i've not seen anyone play an iguana like that since

Edited January 5, 2021 by Chawk

[Suprefan]

9 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Bone doesn't hate The Edge

Just saying how the Live Nations of the world want some big tours to get back on their feet really fast, those are the types theyre banking on. And yeah, Bone forever lol.

[Suprefan]

43 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Looks a bit Coachella that. Daft Punk isn’t going to happen.

Strokes again wouldnt be in the cards. They have a lot of options too, and money for that matter. Daft Punk will happen when it’s meant to happen.

[CaledonianGonzo]

4 minutes ago, Suprefan said:

Just saying how the Live Nations of the world want some big tours to get back on their feet really fast, those are the types theyre banking on. And yeah, Bone forever lol.

Sure - they'll probably throw st s lot of money at Oasis. But Noel will still say no cos he can afford not to spend 6 months cheek to jowl with someone he detests.

[Matt42]

2 hours ago, Suprefan said:

Strokes again wouldnt be in the cards. They have a lot of options too, and money for that matter. Daft Punk will happen when it’s meant to happen.

Daft Punk will never tour again 

[Matt42]

When are The Who due to play again? Seem to like playing every few years.

[incident]

3 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

When are The Who due to play again? Seem to like playing every few years.

They've played literally twice. It's hardly a pattern.

[Hugh Jass]

3 minutes ago, incident said:

They've played literally twice. It's hardly a pattern.

#thereisnopattern

[dentalplan]

Have you ever noticed that all three times Radiohead headlined, and their surprise Park set, the years were all prime numbers?

Edited January 5, 2021 by dentalplan

[Hugh Jass]

2 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Have you ever noticed that all three times Radiohead headlined, and their surprise Park set, the years were all prime numbers?

#oktheremightbeapattern

[dentalplan]

Unofficial Radiohead Glastonbury 2027 t-shirts for everyone!

[dentalplan]

I really love all the wtf videos The Weeknd has been doing on this album and I honestly hope the c**t headlines Pyramid soon.