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1 hour ago, BlueDaze said:

congratulations @crazyfool1....!

Well deserved for both your skill as a hat maker AND your dedication to the Festival. i will be raising a glass to you later..

I feel sure that this is an omen for even better news after tomorrows fake resale 😁

Thankyou :) might even have a cider myself as is tradition before any sale .... a couple of people mentioned my ticket quest in the tweet so im very appreciative to @Dukeicon and @Big durbs for that ....I think Emily is fully aware by now ... so its fingers crossed time ..... and also really appreciate all the support from everyone on this site too .   

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31 minutes ago, stuie said:

Congratulations @crazyfool1 just saw on Facebook so popped over to say very well deserved! What’s the prize? Hopefully a ticket! 😀 
 

Hope all is well! 

All is as good as can be expected ... so ok ... prize is the Glastonbury book signed by Emily and Michael I presume ... as I’ve already got a copy I’ve asked if it’s possible for it to be autographed by some of the contributers and then hopefully auctioned/raffled  off for charity ... they are contacting Emily so we will see ..

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Fucking beautiful day out there today... Saw my lady Ruby and baby Evie today.. From safe distance.. They came to visit cos lady Ruby had made us a rainbow and cake.. Fucking missing my babes.. 

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25 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

Fucking beautiful day out there today... Saw my lady Ruby and baby Evie today.. From safe distance.. They came to visit cos lady Ruby had made us a rainbow and cake.. Fucking missing my babes.. 

😔 you ain't the only one, things can only get better old son 😎

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I saw this and thought I'd post it here. It's really not that funny, and definitely does go on way too long. However, it does seem to amplify the mixed messages that have been given out.

 

 

Clarification of the lockdown rules:

1. You MUST NOT leave the house for any reason, but if you have a reason, you can leave the house.

2. Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one because it can save lives, but they may not work, but they may be mandatory, but maybe not.

3. Shops are closed, except those shops that are open.

4. You must not go to work but you can get another job and go to work.

5. You should not go to the Doctor's or to the hospital unless you have to go there, unless you are too poorly to go there.

6. This virus can kill people, but don’t be scared of it. It can only kill those people who are vulnerable or those people who are not vulnerable. It’s possible to contain and control it, sometimes, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

7. Gloves won't help, but they can still help so wear them sometimes, or not.

8. STAY HOME, but it's important to go out.

9. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarkets, but there are many things missing. Sometimes you won’t need loo rolls but you should buy some just in case you need some.

10. The virus has no effect on children except those children it affects.

11. Animals are not affected, but there was a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

12. Stay 2 metres away from tigers (see point 11).

13. You will have many symptoms if you get the virus, but you can also get symptoms without getting the virus, get the virus without having any symptoms or be contagious without having symptoms, or be non contagious with symptoms...it's a sort of lucky/unlucky dip.

14. To help protect yourself you should eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand as it's better not to go to the shops, unless you need toilet roll or a fence panel.

15. It's important to get fresh air but don't go to parks but go for a walk. But don’t sit down, except if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant or if you’re not old or pregnant but need to sit down. If you do sit down don’t eat your picnic, unless you've had a long walk, which you are/aren't allowed to do if you're old or pregnant.

16. Don’t visit old people but you have to take care of the old people and bring them food and medication.

17. If you are sick, you can go out when you are better but anyone else in your household can’t go out when you are better unless they need to go out.

18. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house. These deliveries are safe. But groceries you bring back to your house have to be decontaminated outside for 3 hours including frozen pizza.

19. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but they can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

20. You are safe if you maintain the safe social distance when out but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours ... or four hours...or six hours... I mean days, not hours. But it needs a damp environment. Or a cold environment that is warm and dry... in the air, as long as the air is not plastic.

22. Schools are closed so you need to home educate your children, unless you can send them to school because you’re not at home. If you are at home you can home educate your children using various portals and virtual class rooms, unless you have poor internet, or more than one child and only one computer, or you are working from home. Baking cakes can be considered maths, science or art. If you are home educating you can include household chores within their education. If you are home educating you can start drinking at 10am.

23. If you are not home educating children you can also start drinking at 10am.

24. The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don't know how many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that's what they will die of. The people who die of corona who aren’t counted, won’t or will be counted but maybe not.

25. We should stay in locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it’s important we get infected and some don’t get infected.

26. You can join your neighbours for a street party and turn your music up for an outside disco and your neighbours won’t call the police. People in another street are allowed to call the police about your music whilst also having a party which you are allowed to call the police about.

27. No business will go down due to Coronavirus except those businesses that will go down due to Coronavirus.

Hope that makes things clearer for you?

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20 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

I was going to copy and paste that but my data allowance wouldn’t allow large files :) 

That's on your phone, I take it?  I'm working on a laptop type thing, but have been told that it's not actually a laptop. I have no idea about things IT related. Actually that's not quite true - I know that it was way back last year when my computer stopped automatically adding patch repair updates, as there's no further space on the computer for this to happen. I got someone to shift a lot of photos on to an external hard drive for me, but that didn't seem to clear up enough space for these patches to do their thing anyway. 

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Just now, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

That's on your phone, I take it?  I'm working on a laptop type thing, but have been told that it's not actually a laptop. I have no idea about things IT related. Actually that's not quite true - I know that it was way back last year when my computer stopped automatically adding patch repair updates, as there's no further space on the computer for this to happen. I got someone to shift a lot of photos on to an external hard drive for me, but that didn't seem to clear up enough space for these patches to do their thing anyway. 

Sorry yog that was my dodgy sense of humour I’m afraid ... 

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over the past 2 weeks or so ive been suffering  a tight chest which at times has felt worse along with a struggle to keep my blood sugar down .... so Today after much deliberation I contacted the doctor and they did an over the phone triage .... they they told me to come to the surgery and I would need to attend a separate part of the surgery they were using for infections ( anxiety levels increase ) anyway I went in and had an assessment by my Dr in PPE including mask ,they checked my sats or is it stats (never been sure ) and they were all perfectly normal and nothing visibly wrong ... ive been given some antibiotics as a precaution but im bloody glad I contacted the DR as im a bit of a worrier .Moral of the story here guys contact the DR if you have any issues guys thats what they are there for .... 

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40 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

over the past 2 weeks or so ive been suffering  a tight chest which at times has felt worse along with a struggle to keep my blood sugar down .... so Today after much deliberation I contacted the doctor and they did an over the phone triage .... they they told me to come to the surgery and I would need to attend a separate part of the surgery they were using for infections ( anxiety levels increase ) anyway I went in and had an assessment by my Dr in PPE including mask ,they checked my sats or is it stats (never been sure ) and they were all perfectly normal and nothing visibly wrong ... ive been given some antibiotics as a precaution but im bloody glad I contacted the DR as im a bit of a worrier .Moral of the story here guys contact the DR if you have any issues guys thats what they are there for .... 

So pleased you are ok!! Phew! You must be relieved, good job you spoke to your doctor and got checked out :) 

 

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46 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

over the past 2 weeks or so ive been suffering  a tight chest which at times has felt worse along with a struggle to keep my blood sugar down .... so Today after much deliberation I contacted the doctor and they did an over the phone triage .... they they told me to come to the surgery and I would need to attend a separate part of the surgery they were using for infections ( anxiety levels increase ) anyway I went in and had an assessment by my Dr in PPE including mask ,they checked my sats or is it stats (never been sure ) and they were all perfectly normal and nothing visibly wrong ... ive been given some antibiotics as a precaution but im bloody glad I contacted the DR as im a bit of a worrier .Moral of the story here guys contact the DR if you have any issues guys thats what they are there for .... 

Glad you're okay CF, I think we're all a bit twitchy about any little niggle at the moment. Reassuring to see that your GP acted in such a professional manner.

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