Bikini Quality

[bizarre beach]

If you are a women aged 16-30 please spare 2 minutes of your time to answer a questionnaire on improving bikini quality...https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/98ZLJR7

[mashedonmud]

No

[Quark]

How old are you madam? 31 you say? NO, no bikinis for you!!  You disgust me with your oldness.  Go and cover yourself immediately!!!  UUUURRRRGGGGHH!!!!

[kalifire]

I am not 16-30, or a woman. But in the interests of inclusivity, I've gone ahead and taken your survey anyway.

[Quark]

3 minutes ago, kalifire said:

I am not 16-30, or a woman. But in the interests of inclusivity, I've gone ahead and taken your survey anyway.

YOU'RE SPOILING THE RESULTS!!!

[Hugh Jass]

Worst. Dissertation. Ever.

[Gnomicide]

Done. Good luck, be sure to come back and share your results.

[H.M.V]

This smells fishy

 

 

[Quark]

I now have a mental image of Gnomicide in a bikini.  This is not sitting well with me.

[H.M.V]

Wonder which stage the OP is at?

 

 

[Quark]

22 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

Wonder which stage the OP is at?

 

 

Put Spongebob first and that's my 3 stages of drinking.

[Hugh Jass]

Am I the only one who saw this thread title and thought "band names are getting shitter these days"?

[Crazyfool01]

from nurses uniforms to bikinis (fallow year boredom ?)  .... and I didn't even start these threads 

[stuartbert two hats]

1 hour ago, Hugh Jass said:

Am I the only one who saw this thread title and thought "band names are getting shitter these days"?

They're 3rd from the top in William's Green on the Saturday.

[Gnomicide]

2 hours ago, Quark said:

I now have a mental image of Gnomicide in a bikini.  This is not sitting well with me.

I like to wear the thong backwards.

 

 

Still covers me up which is a little disappointing. 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

2 hours ago, Hugh Jass said:

Am I the only one who saw this thread title and thought "band names are getting shitter these days"?

NME are already running an article on their website: 

"Bikini Quality debut album: everything we know so far"

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I've filled out the survey, but am not a woman, nor am I between the ages of 16 - 30, but like Kalifire, thought it necessary to be included in the survey process. Should you wish to discount my survey on these grounds, I'm the one that says that states that my current supply of bikinis was actually not bought for, but obtained from neighbours washing lines. 

All the best with your survey, you two piece swim suited aficionado. 

[semmtexx]

Just wondering. Is there a link between going to festivals and wearing bikinis? Should I be wearing a bikini to my next festival?

I remember a group of lifeguards in speedos a few years ago (?2016) and, to be fair, they looked pretty good - so the missus said anyhow! ?

Edited August 7, 2018 by semmtexx

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

2 hours ago, semmtexx said:

Just wondering. Is there a link between going to festivals and wearing bikinis? Should I be wearing a bikini to my next festival?

I remember a group of lifeguards in speedos a few years ago (?2016) and, to be fair, they looked pretty good - so the missus said anyhow! ?

Oh, perleeease, do get with the program semmtexx - yes, of course, you should be sporting a bikini next Glasto. 

[Quark]

The great eFests bikini meet of 2019...

[Crazyfool01]

a quick bum p  before this drops off the bottoms 

[henry bear]

I wonder what he intends doing with this information - there seems to be no indication. I have my suspicions...

[ian the worm]

Luckily I am happy to lie about my gender and can chose my own age (29.999).

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

6 hours ago, henry bear said:

I wonder what he intends doing with this information - there seems to be no indication. I have my suspicions...

Just to be a pedant, for a moment - there is no indication that he is a he or a she - or even any of the other gender categories that appear to the uneducated eye as increasing everyday. 

[henry bear]

Sorry, for 'he' read 'this person'. The point still stands though.