FAO posh salt grinder owners/enthusiasts IMPORTANT PLEASE READ

[Kizzie]

Fortuitously I have just nicked a load of salt sachets from a service station.

[CaledonianGonzo]

I make my own.

[bsolxiv]

9 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

I make my own.

Distilled from orphan's tears?

[CaledonianGonzo]

I wish it was that wholesome.

[Tommy101]

Shouldn't be joking about people getting asalted 

[airwaves]

Anyone know where I can get plastic windscreens for my car to replace those dangerous glass ones?

[fightoffyour]

3 hours ago, Smeble said:

All I can say is thank god you can get HP sauce in plastic bottle, bacon just isn't edible without it.

Fruity yeah? The greatest condiment known to man.

[Amy Lawn]

3 hours ago, Kizzie said:

Fortuitously I have just nicked a load of salt sachets from a service station.

Posh salt grinder, shantay you stay. Service station salt, sashay away.

[rinzeanne]

Can we not just take this ban with a grain of salt? Oh, ehm....I get it...

[pie_and_a_pint]

It's OK. My organic artisan Maldon salt comes in a ceramic saltpig so I'm fine.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

 

How in the name of all that is good and holy, do we administer the pepper that goes in to the Bloody Mary's that a lot of nut jobs drink the minute they get up . I mean. there's been times in my life when I'd have sucked piss off a thistle if I knew it to have had an alcoholic content.

Anyway boys and girls. What about a bit of this to get you in the mood;

 

[sheffieldlady]

I hope anyone who wears glasses removes there lenses too.. or i'll be bringing my champagne and salt grinder in protest.

[Havors]

Haha I thought this was a coded thread about grinder grinders.... like the Mary Jane ones ha

I hope they aren't banned! Ha 

[rivalschools.price]

10 hours ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Leave your posh salt grinder at home, they're banned this year.

 

 

I can see tickets being easier to get in the future once people realise you can't bring salt grinders in

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, Havors said:

Haha I thought this was a coded thread about grinder grinders.... like the Mary Jane ones ha

I hope they aren't banned! Ha 

Mary Jane Grinders. I think she went to my primary school, but can't be certain. How can one be certain of anything? 

 

Because you just can, that's why. 

See you all soon.

 

 

[HalfAnIdiot]

Just now, rivalschools.price said:

I can see tickets being easier to get in the future once people realise you can't bring salt grinders in

Nahh. It the ban on half empty/full (take you pick) bottles of HP sauce that will kill the appeal.

This could be as big a mistake as calling a general election with a smug grin on your face.

[rivalschools.price]

4 minutes ago, HalfAnIdiot said:

Nahh. It the ban on half empty/full (take you pick) bottles of HP sauce that will kill the appeal.

This could be as big a mistake as calling a general election with a smug grin on your face.

Maybe it's just not allowed in your hand luggage?

[HalfAnIdiot]

2 minutes ago, rivalschools.price said:

Maybe it's just not allowed in your hand luggage?

Hmmm. Cabin luggage at Glasto. That could work. Where would we put the conveyor? Somewhere near the cider bus would work for me :-)

[rivalschools.price]

11 minutes ago, HalfAnIdiot said:

Hmmm. Cabin luggage at Glasto. That could work. Where would we put the conveyor? Somewhere near the cider bus would work for me :-)

I'm patenting it and taking it to the Dragons.

[HalfAnIdiot]

4 minutes ago, rivalschools.price said:

I'm patenting it and taking it to the Dragons.

If you succeed I'll settle for a lifetime supply of Thatchers Gold.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

16 hours ago, Woffy said:

This whole Salt Travel Ban is fucking disgusting. It's just discrimination of condiments of a mixed elemental constituency in one of their preferred means of outerwear. I bet pure sodium wouldn't have any issues getting in, but - hoh fuckin no - mixed with chloride as an ionic compound and the'man' makes it a scapegoat for every issue under the sun. Appalling. 

I thought we'd seen the back of the days of condimentalism. It's 2017 FFS!

[babyblade41]

problems all solved now 

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

17 hours ago, zico martin said:

Does anyone really prepare enough food by their tent to require condiments and seasoning? Despite my love of a bacon and egg sarnie in the morning, I'm an attempt to cut down I'm now only bringing a kettle for morning cuppas. Hope I don't regret it though!

Where do you plug your kettle in?

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, HotChipWillBreakYourLegs said:

Where do you plug your kettle in?

There's free to use sockets at the Glade monorail terminal. 

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Well that's annoying, I had bought a couple of salt grinders to let off during Radiohead as well.