Headliners 2015

[eFestivals]

Neil, can you just say something else. It doesn't have to be something bed related. You could, for example, say "sit by your fridges". And we would be none the wiser

Take the goldfish for a walk

[Djb.com]

I'm skeptical of this but I need to know

[Mouseboy11]

Take the goldfish for a walk

[ChrisTGA]

Take the goldfish for a walk

Genuinely confused by that haha. Could mean anything.

[Mezhyp1]

Mezhy....must you live so relentlessly in the real world?

I have just given up on getting excited every half hour that the line up is on the way Matt, I am as hopeful as everyone that we get it soon

Just trying to remain calm as possible

[merago]

Hmm, strummer77 may possibly have asked Michael Eavis about the lineup announcement this afternoon, and now Neil is hinting there may be some movement soon...coincidence?

*fans the flames a bit*

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

In truth, if I was Neil, I would be drip feeding cryptic nonsense for ages

[Squonk]

Love it!

[FloorFiller]

the frustration of this thread is worth it for this post alone

[jobleakley1]

Take the goldfish for a walk

How long for?

Back before 10 perhaps?

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

I have just given up on getting excited every half hour that the line up is on the way Matt, I am as hopeful as everyone that we get it soon

Just trying to remain calm as possible

In the words of our oracle Mike99... patience, calm

[Dave1.1]

Take the goldfish for a walk

Because nothing is happening?

[GlastoSimon]

Take the goldfish for a walk

Rest of eFests:

We shall now dissect this, word by word, until we can decipher it as something which vaguely represents something which could lead to a line-up announcement.

[brettredmayne]

Well neil is on the forum at this time which doesn't normally happen

[Squonk]

You wouldnt want to walk a goldfish for too long.

My god, the red wine is really working tonight

[thewayiam]

I have just given up on getting excited every half hour that the line up is on the way Matt, I am as hopeful as everyone that we get it soon

Just trying to remain calm as possible

I've been in the boat that if it isn't announced by 9am in the morning I don't look really or expect it.

[brettredmayne]

I think this is a marketing ploy to make me buy something from the eFestivals camping shop

[Icewulf]

Take the goldfish for a walk

[GlastoSimon]

You wouldnt want to walk a goldfish for too long.

My god, the red wine is really working tonight

Dear god, that's fantastic

[FirsG]

Brilliant.

[ChrisTGA]

What if you don't have a goldfish? Or you cannot walk?!

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

I think this is a marketing ploy to make me buy something from the eFestivals camping shop

Hah, I'm going to be in fresh mugs for years

[liamglastocrowhurst1]

goldfish- gold digger - kanye west.......shit! we have been given that one

[mandolin]

Maybe Neil has become as irritated with the debate as I have and is toying with us for his own amusement? I frigging would if I had the power.

[stuartbert two hats]

I'm not even going this year and I'm on the edge of my seat Neil, you bugger!