Headliners 2015

[Fivefingerjohn]

Thought I'd share this with u, be unfair to keep it to myself.

My girlfriends a hairdresser, she cuts James Milners wife's hair.

Apparantly James met Noel Gallagher at the ethihad stadium but Noel hates James cause he's so boring. noel had had a few tipples apparantly and was giving James some shit. James has never tasted alcohol so he doesn't really get the big deal about it, in fact he despises drunk people, and was quite hurt by Noel's comments.

He went and sat by himself in the corner and could feel himself getting green with rage from the inside out. He went to the restroom to splash some water on his face and calm himself down but he bumped into Noel in there. James apparantly uncharacteristically started laying into noel 'u know what Noel, U call me boring, Ur the fucking epitome of boring, Uve been playing that same old guitar strumming shite since 1991, and now u've got the audacity to carry on that same old guitar strumming shite by yourself!'

Noel was taken aback, but also had a glimmer of pride in the outburst, similar to the that of a father when is child beats up the school bully cause he's sick of having his dinner money stole each and every day. But that didn't stop him from reacting...'fuck u James Ur the most boring footballer this fine club has ever seen, piss off back to leeds will ya'. It went back and forth, 'Oasis are shit, blur rule supreme!', 'shut the fuck up James, It goes me and R kid, stone roses and then everyone else', 'stone roses!?! Not even heard of them Noel, Ur fucking dreaming', 'u what James, they are fucking brilliant, they influenced so much of the music U hear today, and il have u know that mani told me they are headlining glastonbury, I heard it straight from his wrinkly old prune mouth, so I'm not fucking dreaming. Now Piss off out of my face James'

James left in a huff, he was so furious, next thing he knew he found himself in a pub for the very first time. He couldn't understand why people like such dark smelly places. He made his way across the sticky floor to the bar, at the same time thinking 'this will be doing my quads some good, manuel will be proud' he got to the bar 'half a shandy please' he sipped on his half shandy for 40 minutes and made his way back to his beige Lexus. He knew it was wrong, he couldn't drive in this state. He was fucking smashed. But after 15 minutes of convincing himself he wasn't pissed he thought fuck it, I'm gonna drive home pissed, I'm fucking crazy.

He drove home with a two pence piece tucked tightly under his tongue, ensuring not to exceed 15 mph at any one point. He arrived home to his wife painting the living room walls. She was hoping to have finished painting by the time James got home so she could watch it dry instead of sitting with James. He stumbled through the door straight to the bathroom where he projectile vomited his half shandy all over the bathroom walls. He didn't make it to the toilet in time. Manuel will not be proud. His wife went in to check on him, 'what's going on James?' He replied'the stone roses are headlining glastonbury and I'm fucked off my tits' it was the most excitement his wife had ever experienced, and she leaped around her newly painted room to the humming tune of Sally cinnamon.

So Ye just Summat I heard, thought I'd share it with u. Not sure if it's true but seems pretty feasible to me. No reason not to believe it really.

[Winslow Leach]

Well that's where you fall down matey, I've no issue with you going anywhere you want I was simply turning your own attitude around on you.....you telling me I should be at download etc and not glasto for example, and no steam believe me but if you want to get personal 'pal' then don't expect no reply esp when your claiming I said crap I never even said (tell me when I mentioned the kardashians again?) how sad do you have to actually be to create an argument when there isn't one like that? Bore off!

Now onto the topic again, I'd like to throw it out there and say it's likely to be someone no one has even mentioned, a total suprise....glasto have managed to keep it so secret for a reason and there's nothing but a lot of straw clutching to suggest ANY of the acts people seem to believe will play actually will......that means the field is open to literally anybody. I'd like to see them pull the wool over everyone's eyes and annouce something completely unexpected not prince, not made, not the roses, not.swift....etc that'd be a legendary announcement!

He never said you should be at Download, he asked if you wouldn't prefer it seeming as you dislike pop and really like heavy rock. You're the one being needlessly aggressive, you massive child.

And it won't be somebody that no one here has guessed, because everyone has been guessed on this thread at some point.

[T-Mouse]

I think Slipknot are the obvious candidates, given how Metallica made everyone last year look like amateurs Metal is what the festival needs. No matter who is announced without Slipknot it will be a flacid weekend.

Mightily impressive. We get 1200 odd pages into it and were still getting new suggestions! This would obviously never happen but could or would Slipknot ever play? Would be brave of the festival whatever the stage and circumstances

[The Nal]

i believe Marr and Morrissey don't have much of a problem with each other, it's the hangover from that court case 25 years ago that is preventing any reunion. I think Morrissey would be loathed to hand them any more money!

The issue is that Moz has said hes the only one whos kept up his profile and done any sort of decent work since they broke up and seeing them cashing in on his solo career isn't an option.

And the fact that it wouldn't be the same. 100% against a Smiths reunion. Some things are better off left alone.

[ImGonnaLive4eva]

From reading quite a lot on the subject, it seems to be Marr who is against the idea of the Smiths reforming. I think Morrisey would agree to playing with Marr again in a heartbeat. Whether that also include Joyce and Rourke is anyone's guess.

I do honestly believe Marr and Morrisey will play together on stage again at some point.

Didn't morrissey say he would rather eat his own testicles than play with him again? Pretty sure he also said that he'd never reform because the other band members have done nothing since they split and wouldn't deserve the money!

[adamg1602]

A hell of a lot worse

Yeah.. Emeli Sande

[fatyeti24]

Thought I'd share this with u, be unfair to keep it to myself.

My girlfriends a hairdresser, she cuts James Milners wife's hair.

Apparantly James met Noel Gallagher at the ethihad stadium but Noel hates James cause he's so boring. noel had had a few tipples apparantly and was giving James some shit. James has never tasted alcohol so he doesn't really get the big deal about it, in fact he despises drunk people, and was quite hurt by Noel's comments.

He went and sat by himself in the corner and could feel himself getting green with rage from the inside out. He went to the restroom to splash some water on his face and calm himself down but he bumped into Noel in there. James apparantly uncharacteristically started laying into noel 'u know what Noel, U call me boring, Ur the fucking epitome of boring, Uve been playing that same old guitar strumming shite since 1991, and now u've got the audacity to carry on that same old guitar strumming shite by yourself!'

Noel was taken aback, but also had a glimmer of pride in the outburst, similar to the that of a father when is child beats up the school bully cause he's sick of having his dinner money stole each and every day. But that didn't stop him from reacting...'fuck u James Ur the most boring footballer this fine club has ever seen, piss off back to leeds will ya'. It went back and forth, 'Oasis are shit, blur rule supreme!', 'shut the fuck up James, It goes me and R kid, stone roses and then everyone else', 'stone roses!?! Not even heard of them Noel, Ur fucking dreaming', 'u what James, they are fucking brilliant, they influenced so much of the music U hear today, and il have u know that mani told me they are headlining glastonbury, I heard it straight from his wrinkly old prune mouth, so I'm not fucking dreaming. Now Piss off out of my face James'

James left in a huff, he was so furious, next thing he knew he found himself in a pub for the very first time. He couldn't understand why people like such dark smelly places. He made his way across the sticky floor to the bar, at the same time thinking 'this will be doing my quads some good, manuel will be proud' he got to the bar 'half a shandy please' he sipped on his half shandy for 40 minutes and made his way back to his beige Lexus. He knew it was wrong, he couldn't drive in this state. He was fucking smashed. But after 15 minutes of convincing himself he wasn't pissed he thought fuck it, I'm gonna drive home pissed, I'm fucking crazy.

He drove home with a two pence piece tucked tightly under his tongue, ensuring not to exceed 15 mph at any one point. He arrived home to his wife painting the living room walls. She was hoping to have finished painting by the time James got home so she could watch it dry instead of sitting with James. He stumbled through the door straight to the bathroom where he projectile vomited his half shandy all over the bathroom walls. He didn't make it to the toilet in time. Manuel will not be proud. His wife went in to check on him, 'what's going on James?' He replied'the stone roses are headlining glastonbury and I'm fucked off my tits' it was the most excitement his wife had ever experienced, and she leaped around her newly painted room to the humming tune of Sally cinnamon.

So Ye just Summat I heard, thought I'd share it with u. Not sure if it's true but seems pretty feasible to me. No reason not to believe it really.

yeah i heard all that too

[feline]

Thought I'd share this with u, be unfair to keep it to myself.

My girlfriends a hairdresser, she cuts James Milners wife's hair.

Apparantly James met Noel Gallagher at the ethihad stadium but Noel hates James cause he's so boring. noel had had a few tipples apparantly and was giving James some shit. James has never tasted alcohol so he doesn't really get the big deal about it, in fact he despises drunk people, and was quite hurt by Noel's comments.

He went and sat by himself in the corner and could feel himself getting green with rage from the inside out. He went to the restroom to splash some water on his face and calm himself down but he bumped into Noel in there. James apparantly uncharacteristically started laying into noel 'u know what Noel, U call me boring, Ur the fucking epitome of boring, Uve been playing that same old guitar strumming shite since 1991, and now u've got the audacity to carry on that same old guitar strumming shite by yourself!'

Noel was taken aback, but also had a glimmer of pride in the outburst, similar to the that of a father when is child beats up the school bully cause he's sick of having his dinner money stole each and every day. But that didn't stop him from reacting...'fuck u James Ur the most boring footballer this fine club has ever seen, piss off back to leeds will ya'. It went back and forth, 'Oasis are shit, blur rule supreme!', 'shut the fuck up James, It goes me and R kid, stone roses and then everyone else', 'stone roses!?! Not even heard of them Noel, Ur fucking dreaming', 'u what James, they are fucking brilliant, they influenced so much of the music U hear today, and il have u know that mani told me they are headlining glastonbury, I heard it straight from his wrinkly old prune mouth, so I'm not fucking dreaming. Now Piss off out of my face James'

James left in a huff, he was so furious, next thing he knew he found himself in a pub for the very first time. He couldn't understand why people like such dark smelly places. He made his way across the sticky floor to the bar, at the same time thinking 'this will be doing my quads some good, manuel will be proud' he got to the bar 'half a shandy please' he sipped on his half shandy for 40 minutes and made his way back to his beige Lexus. He knew it was wrong, he couldn't drive in this state. He was fucking smashed. But after 15 minutes of convincing himself he wasn't pissed he thought fuck it, I'm gonna drive home pissed, I'm fucking crazy.

He drove home with a two pence piece tucked tightly under his tongue, ensuring not to exceed 15 mph at any one point. He arrived home to his wife painting the living room walls. She was hoping to have finished painting by the time James got home so she could watch it dry instead of sitting with James. He stumbled through the door straight to the bathroom where he projectile vomited his half shandy all over the bathroom walls. He didn't make it to the toilet in time. Manuel will not be proud. His wife went in to check on him, 'what's going on James?' He replied'the stone roses are headlining glastonbury and I'm fucked off my tits' it was the most excitement his wife had ever experienced, and she leaped around her newly painted room to the humming tune of Sally cinnamon.

So Ye just Summat I heard, thought I'd share it with u. Not sure if it's true but seems pretty feasible to me. No reason not to believe it really.

what is going on

[TechGuy83]

Thought I'd share this with u, be unfair to keep it to myself.

My girlfriends a hairdresser, she cuts James Milners wife's hair.

Apparantly James met Noel Gallagher at the ethihad stadium but Noel hates James cause he's so boring. noel had had a few tipples apparantly and was giving James some shit. James has never tasted alcohol so he doesn't really get the big deal about it, in fact he despises drunk people, and was quite hurt by Noel's comments.

He went and sat by himself in the corner and could feel himself getting green with rage from the inside out. He went to the restroom to splash some water on his face and calm himself down but he bumped into Noel in there. James apparantly uncharacteristically started laying into noel 'u know what Noel, U call me boring, Ur the fucking epitome of boring, Uve been playing that same old guitar strumming shite since 1991, and now u've got the audacity to carry on that same old guitar strumming shite by yourself!'

Noel was taken aback, but also had a glimmer of pride in the outburst, similar to the that of a father when is child beats up the school bully cause he's sick of having his dinner money stole each and every day. But that didn't stop him from reacting...'fuck u James Ur the most boring footballer this fine club has ever seen, piss off back to leeds will ya'. It went back and forth, 'Oasis are shit, blur rule supreme!', 'shut the fuck up James, It goes me and R kid, stone roses and then everyone else', 'stone roses!?! Not even heard of them Noel, Ur fucking dreaming', 'u what James, they are fucking brilliant, they influenced so much of the music U hear today, and il have u know that mani told me they are headlining glastonbury, I heard it straight from his wrinkly old prune mouth, so I'm not fucking dreaming. Now Piss off out of my face James'

James left in a huff, he was so furious, next thing he knew he found himself in a pub for the very first time. He couldn't understand why people like such dark smelly places. He made his way across the sticky floor to the bar, at the same time thinking 'this will be doing my quads some good, manuel will be proud' he got to the bar 'half a shandy please' he sipped on his half shandy for 40 minutes and made his way back to his beige Lexus. He knew it was wrong, he couldn't drive in this state. He was fucking smashed. But after 15 minutes of convincing himself he wasn't pissed he thought fuck it, I'm gonna drive home pissed, I'm fucking crazy.

He drove home with a two pence piece tucked tightly under his tongue, ensuring not to exceed 15 mph at any one point. He arrived home to his wife painting the living room walls. She was hoping to have finished painting by the time James got home so she could watch it dry instead of sitting with James. He stumbled through the door straight to the bathroom where he projectile vomited his half shandy all over the bathroom walls. He didn't make it to the toilet in time. Manuel will not be proud. His wife went in to check on him, 'what's going on James?' He replied'the stone roses are headlining glastonbury and I'm fucked off my tits' it was the most excitement his wife had ever experienced, and she leaped around her newly painted room to the humming tune of Sally cinnamon.

So Ye just Summat I heard, thought I'd share it with u. Not sure if it's true but seems pretty feasible to me. No reason not to believe it really.

spot on mate. knew it was happening. neil wheres my job at?

[feline]

my friends think i'm nuts - i keep saying "oh it's definitely this person or that person" and then changing my mind the next day.

you've all infected me with this indecision and panic

[Bonehead> Clapton]

Thought I'd share this with u, be unfair to keep it to myself.

My girlfriends a hairdresser, she cuts James Milners wife's hair.

Apparantly James met Noel Gallagher at the ethihad stadium but Noel hates James cause he's so boring. noel had had a few tipples apparantly and was giving James some shit. James has never tasted alcohol so he doesn't really get the big deal about it, in fact he despises drunk people, and was quite hurt by Noel's comments.

He went and sat by himself in the corner and could feel himself getting green with rage from the inside out. He went to the restroom to splash some water on his face and calm himself down but he bumped into Noel in there. James apparantly uncharacteristically started laying into noel 'u know what Noel, U call me boring, Ur the fucking epitome of boring, Uve been playing that same old guitar strumming shite since 1991, and now u've got the audacity to carry on that same old guitar strumming shite by yourself!'

Noel was taken aback, but also had a glimmer of pride in the outburst, similar to the that of a father when is child beats up the school bully cause he's sick of having his dinner money stole each and every day. But that didn't stop him from reacting...'fuck u James Ur the most boring footballer this fine club has ever seen, piss off back to leeds will ya'. It went back and forth, 'Oasis are shit, blur rule supreme!', 'shut the fuck up James, It goes me and R kid, stone roses and then everyone else', 'stone roses!?! Not even heard of them Noel, Ur fucking dreaming', 'u what James, they are fucking brilliant, they influenced so much of the music U hear today, and il have u know that mani told me they are headlining glastonbury, I heard it straight from his wrinkly old prune mouth, so I'm not fucking dreaming. Now Piss off out of my face James'

James left in a huff, he was so furious, next thing he knew he found himself in a pub for the very first time. He couldn't understand why people like such dark smelly places. He made his way across the sticky floor to the bar, at the same time thinking 'this will be doing my quads some good, manuel will be proud' he got to the bar 'half a shandy please' he sipped on his half shandy for 40 minutes and made his way back to his beige Lexus. He knew it was wrong, he couldn't drive in this state. He was fucking smashed. But after 15 minutes of convincing himself he wasn't pissed he thought fuck it, I'm gonna drive home pissed, I'm fucking crazy.

He drove home with a two pence piece tucked tightly under his tongue, ensuring not to exceed 15 mph at any one point. He arrived home to his wife painting the living room walls. She was hoping to have finished painting by the time James got home so she could watch it dry instead of sitting with James. He stumbled through the door straight to the bathroom where he projectile vomited his half shandy all over the bathroom walls. He didn't make it to the toilet in time. Manuel will not be proud. His wife went in to check on him, 'what's going on James?' He replied'the stone roses are headlining glastonbury and I'm fucked off my tits' it was the most excitement his wife had ever experienced, and she leaped around her newly painted room to the humming tune of Sally cinnamon.

So Ye just Summat I heard, thought I'd share it with u. Not sure if it's true but seems pretty feasible to me. No reason not to believe it really.

Hahaha brilliant

[Tdiz]

I'm not sure Slipknot are currently available following the small matter of a family knife fight.

Thought he was ok after that as they are still playing Download

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Edited March 31, 2015 by Tdiz

[JoeyT]

Good story but it's no ninja break in story.

[Guest]

The issue is that Moz has said hes the only one whos kept up his profile and done any sort of decent work since they broke up and seeing them cashing in on his solo career isn't an option.

And the fact that it wouldn't be the same. 100% against a Smiths reunion. Some things are better off left alone.

I am not too sure about that fella. Johnny Marr has been pretty prolific since the split, he has just kept himself out the limelight. I know this will not go down too well on here but I think the 1st two Electronic albums are far far better than anything Morrisey has come up with since the Smiths. I also think Marrs solo stuff is better than Mozzas recent output.

Maybe I am just going through an anti Mozza stage after being left pretty disappointed, after seeing him for the 1st time on Friday night.

I understand what you mean about some things being left alone but they have too many classic tunes for them not to be played live again.

[neil999]

yes...

it's much better that someone's dead than for someone else to run the risk of experiencing someone they don't like on the Pyramid

yep...thought it be obvious i was joking, oh well

[FloorFiller]

any ideas?

i'm fairly certain they've all been mentioned in the past 1140 pages - the ones we've narrowed it down to now (Prince, Madonna, Swift, Flo) have been narrowed down for a reason. if it isn't one of them, then fuck me!

[The Nal]

fuck me all this because I dared to slag off pop music eh?

No. All this because you don't know what pop music is and are making no attempt to understand what it is.

Seems like you think "pop" is basically just 1D or XFactor.

[neil999]

i'm fairly certain they've all been mentioned in the past 1140 pages - the ones we've narrowed it down to now (Prince, Madonna, Swift, Flo) have been narrowed down for a reason. if it isn't one of them, then fuck me!

hopefully some of them will die so we can rule a few more out...

[Wooderson]

The issue is that Moz has said hes the only one whos kept up his profile and done any sort of decent work since they broke up and seeing them cashing in on his solo career isn't an option.

And the fact that it wouldn't be the same. 100% against a Smiths reunion. Some things are better off left alone.

Id love to see Marr and Moz perform together chief.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

He arrived home to his wife painting the living room walls. She was hoping to have finished painting by the time James got home so she could watch it dry instead of sitting with James.

[rebus]

i'm fairly certain they've all been mentioned in the past 1140 pages - the ones we've narrowed it down to now (Prince, Madonna, Swift, Flo) have been narrowed down for a reason. if it isn't one of them, then fuck me!

I guess we can narrow it down even more after Madonnas interview on Jo Whileys show tonight.

[The Nal]

Id love to see Marr and Moz perform together chief.

Maybe Marr guesting at a Steve gig yeah. But a full blown Smiths reunion would stink of cashing in. Kicking their legacy in the bollocks. Particularly Steves.

[sloseph]

what's Phil Collins up to?

[Wooderson]

Maybe Marr guesting at a Steve gig yeah. But a full blown Smiths reunion would stink of cashing in. Kicking their legacy in the bollocks. Particularly Steves.

Smiths reunion makes no sense. Moz doing perfectly well on his own. Theres a romance about hearing him play with Maher again tho.

[feline]

I'm sorry, I know I've said this before (broken record), but what about the Libertines..? They're in Russia on the Saturday which gives them time to get to Glasto for Sunday.. They love the festival, and they're not exclusives anywhere else.

I'm of the strong opinion that they're going to be somewhere and it would fit with the idea that they're not a big-name headliner, so everything would be announced at once, with the rest of the lineup compensating for the fact that it's not a huge act..