Headliners 2023

[Gnomicide]

Just now, henry bear said:

Harry Styles is probably the most popular male performer anywhere right now. His stadium shows sell out in no time. Maybe though he could come on as a guest during Reg’s set (waiting for @Gnomicide to say he can’t as he’s in Czech Republic that night)

He has an appointment in a clothes shop in Berlin on the Sunday.

[Jack The Stripper]

17 minutes ago, leath02 said:

And evidently, I, yours 😂 @ing me in two threads

Can’t go bloody anywhere in this place without bumping into you 😂

[Skip997]

2 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

He has an appointment in a clothes shop in Berlin on the Sunday.

TBF he could do with some new threads

[becca_]

Bit of a shame about harry styles, I was kind of looking forward to him! Thought he would have been a fab sub for Elton. Although if the ~leaks~ that were revealed yesterday have any weight it'll be the 1975 which makes less sense but is of course very reliable and true.

[kingbadger]

2 hours ago, NorthernSoul52 said:

Still vaguely wonder when The Libertines will disintegrate. They just appear to be sustaining on pure vibes, which isn't too different to their whole existence in the first place.

Tbh wouldn't mind some new material from them. Anthems For Doomed Youth was actually pretty good all things considered. Though they seem pretty happy doing what they're doing at the moment.

[BenG92]

1 hour ago, becca_ said:

Bit of a shame about harry styles, I was kind of looking forward to him! Thought he would have been a fab sub for Elton. Although if the ~leaks~ that were revealed yesterday have any weight it'll be the 1975 which makes less sense but is of course very reliable and true.

There is a very very marginal chance that Harry sees opening for Elton's final UK show as a high honour and does it anyway, but I wouldn't put £1 on it. 

[philipsteak]

On 2/8/2023 at 10:32 AM, JonSnow said:

I've seen enough Would I Lie to you to know that calling Razorlight to headline the West Holts stage is so far fetched, illogical, bizarre and unlikely that it must be true.

 

If Bob Mortimer told you you would wonder...

[Hugh Jass II]

2 hours ago, Dan :D said:

Sorry if this is a bit random, is there a reason people don’t think Harry Styles can sub Elton, a friend has been told this was happening but I have it in my head that it wasn’t possible but his tour dates seem to be free 

Playing Belgium on the Saturday and isn’t doing back to back in different venues, yet alone countries, anywhere.

[Neil]

13 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Playing Belgium on the Saturday

Have Belgium appointed a new manager since the world cup. 

[sisco]

21 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Playing Belgium on the Saturday and isn’t doing back to back in different venues, yet alone countries, anywhere.

And the fact he’s absolutely massive and would only headline!

[Hugh Jass II]

1 minute ago, sisco said:

And the fact he’s absolutely massive and would only headline!

That too!

[sauceageroll]

Please let it not be Florence. Open to a swerve for the most part but not interested in that headliner at all. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

I wouldn't worry. She's a one and done - bit not for the usual reasons.

[4AssedMonkey]

4 hours ago, Skip997 said:

TBF he could do with some new threads

Rude. I think he looks great. Very 70’s Bowie/Elton/Glam. Not everyone can pull off a blouse, pearls and v-neck sweater but he looks fucking ace in it.

[matrainertje]

On 2/8/2023 at 11:04 AM, BenG92 said:

Not taking it on but if Prodigy / Death Grips / Rosalia clashed I'd have absolutely no idea what to do.

Rosalia.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

4 hours ago, Skip997 said:

TBF he could do with some new threads

Gotta pull you up on this one, Skip. Man is a style icon

[shivroy]

1 hour ago, matrainertje said:

Rosalia.

she's phenomenal live

[shivroy]

6 hours ago, Chrisp1986 said:

Would florence do it again?

I still could see her doing a secret set on the Saturday, maybe they turned it down last year to do it this summer instead?

[Traci]

12 minutes ago, shivroy said:

I still could see her doing a secret set on the Saturday, maybe they turned it down last year to do it this summer instead?

I agree - too soon to headline but an unannounced Park set is perfect for her 

[Hugh Jass II]

With the number of unannounced/secret threads everyone is touting the lineup is just going to be question marks and TBCs.

[FloorFiller]

5 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

With the number of unannounced/secret threads everyone is touting the lineup is just going to be question marks and TBCs.

With Razorlight legging it between stages to do most of them. 

[FloorFiller]

The 1975 and Florence both seem like good candidates to be the ‘big’ secret act of this year, although I was saying exactly the same thing last year and we got Ezra so who knows. Flo’s dates are awfully convenient though.

[sisco]

Just now, FloorFiller said:

The 1975 and Florence both seem like good candidates to be the ‘big’ secret act of this year, although I was saying exactly the same thing last year and we got Ezra so who knows. Flo’s dates are awfully convenient though.

Flo does like getting messed up with her friends at Glasto so might just be that 

[Jack The Stripper]

Have we ruled out Rhianna with a post-Super Bowl announcement?

[FloorFiller]

2 minutes ago, Jack The Stripper said:

Have we ruled out Rhianna with a post-Super Bowl announcement?

Apparently she was in early talks to do Coachella but decided against it so probably unlikely.

Also, the headliners are Arctic Monkeys, Guns N Roses and Elton, so there’s that.