Crazyfool01 Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, stuie said: 39 years on this earth and I had no idea that scrunching was a thing. This forum gives us all kinds of usefull info but I don’t think this counts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: This forum gives us all kinds of usefull info but I don’t think this counts Genuinely LOL'd at that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyRaver Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Pablo Honey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuttlep Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 On Monday morning will I have any soul left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 minute ago, shuttlep said: On Monday morning will I have any soul left? ive got soul but im not a soldier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 4 hours ago, stuie said: 39 years on this earth and I had no idea that scrunching was a thing. On the (w)hole does it really matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balti-pie Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Scrunch? Ffs. I’m all up for people expressing themselves however they feel, in whatever discipline they want - but scrunchers need to be identified, and they need to be beaten with sticks. Think of your nipsy, people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, balti-pie said: Scrunch? Ffs. I’m all up for people expressing themselves however they feel, in whatever discipline they want - but scrunchers need to be identified, and they need to be beaten with sticks. Think of your nipsy, people! Burn the witches! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grilladelphia Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 19 minutes ago, balti-pie said: Scrunch? Ffs. I’m all up for people expressing themselves however they feel, in whatever discipline they want - but scrunchers need to be identified, and they need to be beaten with sticks. Think of your nipsy, people! I really enjoy that how you choose to fold your toilet paper could be considered "expressing yourself" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balti-pie Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 It’s not that I’m a poop freak (and that’s exactly what a poop freak would say ?) but as far as I’m concerned it’s a very personal art. At Glastonbury for instance, I favour the longdrops at the side of Webbs Ash, just before you go into the woods. They’re cleaned at about 07:30hrs. I get there before 8am - sunshine, rain, whatever - and I’ll find a clean stall, and deposit my previous day’s toxins. I will instantly feel a zillion times better, and can either nip back for more sleep, or go get a tea. Either way, I’ve submitted my offerings to the porcelain gods ?? and all is well with the world. Thank you for reading. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 39 minutes ago, grilladelphia said: I really enjoy that how you choose to fold your toilet paper could be considered "expressing yourself" One of the reasons my visits to the long drops take some time is that I will only wipe my arse with paper that has been exquisitely folded into an origami crane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balti-pie Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 You are an elegant pooper, Quark. I doff my cap to your scatological excellence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pahqman Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 I use scrunched up silk scarves. Can catch me strutting to the long drop looking like Steven Tyler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfAnIdiot Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Quark said: One of the reasons my visits to the long drops take some time is that I will only wipe my arse with paper that has been exquisitely folded into an origami crane. Would that be a paper pangea? ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 18 minutes ago, balti-pie said: It’s not that I’m a poop freak (and that’s exactly what a poop freak would say ?) but as far as I’m concerned it’s a very personal art. At Glastonbury for instance, I favour the longdrops at the side of Webbs Ash, just before you go into the woods. They’re cleaned at about 07:30hrs. I get there before 8am - sunshine, rain, whatever - and I’ll find a clean stall, and deposit my previous day’s toxins. I will instantly feel a zillion times better, and can either nip back for more sleep, or go get a tea. Either way, I’ve submitted my offerings to the porcelain gods ?? and all is well with the world. Thank you for reading. ? Think we've discussed these luxury toilets under the trees on many occasions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, HalfAnIdiot said: Would that be a paper pangea? ? pooper pangea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 I prefer to think of it as a Haipoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.M.V Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 So if you were using crisp £50 notes to wipe your ass, would one scrunch or fold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, H.M.V said: So if you were using crisp £50 notes to wipe your ass, would one scrunch or fold? I've always folded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eFestivals Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, H.M.V said: So if you were using crisp £50 notes to wipe your ass, would one scrunch or fold? if you used a new tenner, it would smear ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grilladelphia Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, eFestivals said: if you used a new tenner, it would smear ? lets not forget about the sharp edges - call that a ringer stinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Quark said: One of the reasons my visits to the long drops take some time is that I will only wipe my arse with paper that has been exquisitely folded into an origami crane. Ah, good for scooping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 I'm sorry I asked now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senor Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 fold or scrunch regardless, you're still just smudging your arsehole semi clean. One receptacle of water, one hand. Pour water across arsehole and clean with aforementioned hand. Result, a nice clean and washed arsehole. Granted you will have a shitty hand, but you can be smug in the knowledge that your arsehole is cleaner than 99% of the population Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashedonmud Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Just browsing and thought I'd have a look and see what I could learn. Thank you one and all. I feel enlightened. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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