BRIT Awards 2019

[Doug85]

Tom Walker changed his outfit to perform this? 

[danmarks]

So basically no one was available at any point ever. Like a shit leaving do with someone you sort of feel obliged to buy a pint for but rhink youll just pop in then realise youre tbe only one ehos turned up until the next person does the same and you leg it to the bogs

[Quark]

I want that shirt

[mashedonmud]

Just now, scaryclaireyfairy said:

Something about Whitehall's posture and his jacket make him look like he's subtly squeezing one out.

The silver spoon he was born with is kept up his arse. Quite a talent holding it in.

[Gnomicide]

Good to see The Cube back on TV.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Right, I've got a rum and coke in my hand, what have I missed? 

[chris_nre]

Just now, Quark said:

why has binman got a model train track round his neck?

He also has a child’s drawing of a tripod from War of The Worlds on his face.

[H.M.V]

One hit wonders unite for one last swirl before they all end up working in Poundland

[fatyeti24]

1 minute ago, JoBalls said:

What exactly does Calvin Harris do during a “performance”? Press play on his CD player?

it's all mp3s these days

[Quark]

Just now, danmarks said:

So basically no one was available at any point ever. Like a shit leaving do with someone you sort of feel obliged to buy a pint for but rhink youll just pop in then realise youre tbe only one ehos turned up until the next person does the same and you leg it to the bogs

welcome to the brits

[srb]

Is Calvin Harris going golfing after this or something? 

[Doug85]

Just now, SwedgeAntilles said:

Right, I've got a rum and coke in my hand, what have I missed? 

About 9 rum and cokes 

[Crazyfool01]

surely this is the worst bit ?

[morph100]

Just now, Quark said:

I want that shirt

I’m looking forward to a desirable shirt in an hour #plusone 

[CJTM]

George Michael tribute night

[H.M.V]

Just now, SwedgeAntilles said:

Right, I've got a rum and coke in my hand, what have I missed? 

Latex fetishist, Paloma wearing a refurbed tent, stuff that sounds the same and not much else. Drink fast and true friend. 

[jyoung]

Sam Smith sassing out with Winnie Harlow whats good????

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

I want that shirt

i will sort it ... fancy dress thread  

[Quark]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

surely this is the worst bit ?

 

[fatyeti24]

Calvin Harris Medley is the new Chris Martin Supergroup

[Doug85]

Calvin Harris w*nkathon shit going on here. 

There's some things that even rum can't help me with 

[morph100]

Any glasto hints yet? 

[Tranquility of Solitude]

Dua’s garden needs work.

[Keithy]

Calvin Harris is the semi skimmed milk of music. Bland, bit watery, goes with anything but nobody really likes it.

[zico martin]

Who's this lass? Is she famous like?