Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

[The Nal]

Slash in town March/April

https://www.slashonline.com/tour/

  

10 minutes ago, Padjeq said:

Run Saffron

Jesus you forget how sh*t was Britpop was sometimes.

One for @Mardy though. Get the bucket hat out.

 

Edited October 17, 2023 by The Nal

[Mardy]

9 minutes ago, Padjeq said:

Run Saffron

I haven't got enough words for how angry this makes me. I thought Hacienda Classical was the nadir of popular culture, then I saw that Shiiine Weekender, which makes me want to join Al Queda and fight for the end of Western civilisation.. And now this. A new low.

[The Nal]

Hehehehe

[CaledonianGonzo]

Pyramid Opener confirmed.  Mass flashmob to Are You Blue Or Are You Blind?

[The Nal]

[Mardy]

Look at that photo. Look at the depths of despair in all of their eyes. Beaten. Defeated. Like a Labrador on a daytime telly RSPCA advert.

How do you think yer man from the Levellers would have reacted to being called Britpop in 1994? That shows all you all you need to know about their integrity. A medium sized back of cash and he'll willingly sh*t on his past. There's only one way of life, and that's your mortgage company's.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Leon from Northern Uproar must have been out at the shops when they called up.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Though I will defend the Boo Radleys from any adverse chat.

A Great Bunch of Lads.

[Skip997]

13 minutes ago, Mardy said:

How do you think yer man from the Levellers would have reacted to being called Britpop in 1994? That shows all you all you need to know about their integrity. A medium sized back of cash and he'll willingly sh*t on his past. There's only one way of life, and that's your mortgage company's.

It's absolutely staggering.

That's his cred destroyed and reasonable accusations of hypocrisy can now be raised.

[CaledonianGonzo]

The Levellers Cred

[Skip997]

25 minutes ago, The Nal said:

Add me to that list

[zahidf]

Mark Morris was accused of domestic abuse by his ex: guess that wasn't taken into account!

[CaledonianGonzo]

40 minutes ago, zahidf said:

Mark Morris was accused of domestic abuse by his ex: guess that wasn't taken into account!

I'm sure they knew

[Wooderson]

On 10/16/2023 at 1:02 PM, balti-pie said:

Pumpkins and Weezer both at glastonbury would be looooovely 👍

Were awful the last time.

[Skip997]

3 hours ago, Mardy said:

I haven't got enough words for how angry this makes me. I thought Hacienda Classical was the nadir of popular culture, then I saw that Shiiine Weekender, which makes me want to join Al Queda and fight for the end of Western civilisation.. And now this. A new low.

Just got to say, this is possibly the best post on here since I joined. 

[Ayrshire Chris]

4 hours ago, Mardy said:

Look at that photo. Look at the depths of despair in all of their eyes. Beaten. Defeated. Like a Labrador on a daytime telly RSPCA advert.

How do you think yer man from the Levellers would have reacted to being called Britpop in 1994? That shows all you all you need to know about their integrity. A medium sized back of cash and he'll willingly sh*t on his past. There's only one way of life, and that's your mortgage company's.

Suggesting that could result in getting a didgeridoo rammed up yer arse

[stuie]

4 hours ago, Mardy said:

I haven't got enough words for how angry this makes me. I thought Hacienda Classical was the nadir of popular culture, then I saw that Shiiine Weekender, which makes me want to join Al Queda and fight for the end of Western civilisation.. And now this. A new low.

 

1 hour ago, Skip997 said:

Just got to say, this is possibly the best post on here since I joined. 

Post made me laugh but I got bought a ticket to Hacienda Classical for my birthday and despite dreading it, had one of the best nights of the year. I think I’m the perfect age range for it though! 

[Crazyfool01]

17 minutes ago, stuie said:

 

Post made me laugh but I got bought a ticket to Hacienda Classical for my birthday and despite dreading it, had one of the best nights of the year. I think I’m the perfect age range for it though! 

Loved them on the Pyramid perfect way to start the day and shake the hangover 

[Mardy]

I'm going to try and keep relatively restrained here on my views on the inherent classism in taking something life changing and beautiful and astounding and culturally vital, which those dance tracks were/are, and then playing them on 'proper' instruments in an attempt to give it some form of faux legitimacy and meaning. It is genuinely barbaric in the true sense of the word - It's absolutely artistically bankrupt and anti-creativity.

I tell you had bad it is, and this is some f**king statement, but I'd rather listen to an hour of Liam Gallagher's witless bellowing than one minute of Hacienda classical.

Now look what you've made me do there. I'm off to scrub my brain clean. Hope you're happy now.

[Mardy]

38 minutes ago, stuie said:

 

Post made me laugh but I got bought a ticket to Hacienda Classical for my birthday and despite dreading it, had one of the best nights of the year. I think I’m the perfect age range for it though! 

Peace brother, I hate the game, not the player. 

(I'm entirely in their demographic too, which makes me push back against it even more, I think - and I tell you what, I bet those Hacienda Classical c**ts use words like 'demographic' in their marketing plan)

[Wooderson]

Enjoyed the original "Classical House" thingy - Pete Tong's shindig. But this Britpop thing looks turgid.

Tong's choice of tracks (at least on the original one which I saw live) on his house vehicle was ace and the performances made people grin from ear to ear - me most of all. An' I don't smile that much innit.

[Mardy]

11 hours ago, Wooderson said:

An' I don't smile that much innit.

Get away skipper, you've a cheeky grin spread across your mooey most of the time. And it's a joy to behold.

[Mardy]

hahaha, poor old Mark Chadwick. Even Ticketmaster/the Apollo can't get his name right. Fame is a fickle mistress, right Mike?

 

 

 

[Quark]

17 hours ago, Mardy said:

Look at that photo. Look at the depths of despair in all of their eyes. Beaten. Defeated. Like a Labrador on a daytime telly RSPCA advert.

How do you think yer man from the Levellers would have reacted to being called Britpop in 1994? That shows all you all you need to know about their integrity. A medium sized back of cash and he'll willingly sh*t on his past. There's only one way of life, and that's your mortgage company's.

Seeing Mark on there has genuinely made me sad.

[Ayrshire Chris]

Couple of Tickets secured for Liam Gallacher. Going by my past experiences this means he will be at Glastonbury! Happens every year to us😉😊.