2019 Headliners

[dentalplan]

thewonderwayiam

[the wonderwhy]

oh ffs 

[Gucci Piggy]

[email protected]

[Guest]

of course this is pure speculation, but I'm thinking something like

Pyr: U2 // Paolo Nutini

Oth: Vampire Weekend

 

Pyr: Arctic Monkeys // Stormzy

Oth: The Chemical Brothers

 

Pyr: Madonna // Queens of the Stone Age

Oth: Disclosure

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Don't much fancy the idea of a Homme masterclass being wasted on a pre-Madge crowd.

[Matt42]

U2 are surely a band for 2020

U2, Arctic Monkeys, Sam Smith would be an interesting trio though

[Guest]

7 hours ago, dentalplan said:

It’s about time Arctic Monkeys played nothing pre-2008. 

Nah, soz, there's literally nothing you can say about the Arctic Monkeys that will score you any indie points.

[the wonderwhy]

5 hours ago, Will-2609 said:

[email protected]

would be [email protected] ACTUALLY 

[Gucci Piggy]

12 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

would be [email protected] ACTUALLY 

I actually tried to find the original post using the search function cause I couldn't remember what it was

[addicted2noise]

3 hours ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Nah, soz, there's literally nothing you can say about the Arctic Monkeys that will score you any indie points.

I prefer their early demos personally

[Gnomicide]

6 hours ago, Matt42 said:

U2 are surely a band for 2020

U2, Arctic Monkeys, Sam Smith would be an interesting trio though

Sam Smith crysinging for an hour and a half. It's what 50th anniversaries are meant for.

[dentalplan]

A contender throws their hat into the ring.

[fightoffyour]

9 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

A contender throws their hat into the ring.

I might as well throw my hat into the ring as well then.

[the wonderwhy]

I see Ozzy is saying his tour is going to last until 2020. I wonder if he could do the legends slot or 70's rock/Royal Blood slot either year? 

[dentalplan]

34 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

I might as well throw my hat into the ring as well then.

Can't be much worse than Wales' answer to Catfish and the Bottlemen.

8 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

I see Ozzy is saying his tour is going to last until 2020. I wonder if he could do the legends slot or 70's rock/Royal Blood slot either year? 

I don't see him playing non-headline slots or accepting non-headline fees.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

54 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

A contender throws their hat into the ring.

"The Glastonbury thing" wow man sounds dead keen

[priest17]

1 minute ago, dentalplan said:

Can't be much worse than Wales' answer to Catfish and the Bottlemen.

 

Aren't Catfish and the Bottlemen Wales' answer to Catfish and the Bottlemen?

[the wonderwhy]

2 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

I don't see him playing non-headline slots or accepting non-headline fees.

Come on man, it's Glastonbury! 

[dentalplan]

1 minute ago, priest17 said:

Aren't Catfish and the Bottlemen Wales' answer to Catfish and the Bottlemen?

No they're from Levenshulme.

1 minute ago, the wonderwhy said:

Come on man, it's Glastonbury! 

[priest17]

3 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

No they're from Levenshulme.

Huh, thought they were north Welsh, I'll take your word for it.

That 192 route is producing some lame bands, someone needs to go and collect all the guitars from Hazel Grove ASAP.

[dentalplan]

1 hour ago, priest17 said:

Huh, thought they were north Welsh, I'll take your word for it.

That 192 route is producing some lame bands, someone needs to go and collect all the guitars from Hazel Grove ASAP.

Give it time, someone will.

[Matt42]

Bets on Kelela taking a big slot at WH

This album is cracking

 

[Madyaker]

Stereophonics would maybe be a better other headliner than Pyramid? I don't think U2 would have any interest in doing it again, I get the feeling that like Metallica they did it once so they could cross it off their bucketlist and that's it. It's all about the money for those boys. 

Arctic Monkeys and Kendrick seem like safe bets to me. Sam Smith would be an utterly dissapointing choice for headliner, I struggle to think of a more boring "musician".

[FloorFiller]

4 minutes ago, Madyaker said:

Stereophonics would maybe be a better other headliner than Pyramid? I don't think U2 would have any interest in doing it again, I get the feeling that like Metallica they did it once so they could cross it off their bucketlist and that's it. It's all about the money for those boys. 

Arctic Monkeys and Kendrick seem like safe bets to me. Sam Smith would be an utterly dissapointing choice for headliner, I struggle to think of a more boring "musician".

The only slot Stereophonics could hope for is something like third down the Pyramid, but even that seems a reach after years of not being booked. Maybe they could also be the secret Other opener as to not take up a proper slot. They'd be ideal for that.

I'm not too convinced on U2 returning, although their last headline slot was far from a triumph so they may want to amend that.

Don't think Kendrick will be at Glastonbury for a long while. Reading/Leeds next year - possibly Glastonbury come the next album, although more likely further down the road.

Sam Smith seems like the obvious choice following on from Adele and Ed Sheeran, although he'd be a pretty shit choice aye.

[Madyaker]

Sam Smith is not on Adele's or Ed's level either artistically or in terms of popularity imo but I guess a lot hinges on the next album. I already know what it's going to sound like and that's not a good sign is it?