Headliners 2016

[DJ Cull]

And there's your headliner - oh my gawd!

[dj_tim]

Was Amy Winehouse nominated for best female solo artist then?

How? Genuine question.

[GlastoSimon]

2 minutes ago, shoptildrop said:

tbh nobody ever sounds good at the Brit awards, whoever sets up the sound should be shot

Blur in 2012 were a memorable one for that reason, one of their first performances since Hyde Park in 2009 too. 

[somecoolusername]

1 minute ago, GlastoSimon said:

I wanna live in a world where Wolf Alice wins breakthrough act, Aphex Twin/Jamie xx wins male solo, Laura Marling female solo, FJM or Kendrick Lamar for international male solo, Courtney Barnett for female solo.

There is no such world. 

EDIT: Okay, whopper Adele wins female solo. 

Laura Marling actually did win that a few years ago. Sometimes they totally fuck it and actually give the award to the right person 

 

[Nicklord]

3 minutes ago, GlastoSimon said:

I wanna live in a world where Wolf Alice wins breakthrough act, Aphex Twin/Jamie xx wins male solo, Laura Marling female solo, FJM or Kendrick Lamar for international male solo, Courtney Barnett for female solo.

There is no such world. 

EDIT: Okay, whopper Adele wins female solo. 

In that world people would talk about how great Adele, One Direction and Rihanna are. I'm 100% sure.

Edited February 24, 2016 by Nicklord

[GlastoSimon]

Just now, dj_tim said:

Was Amy Winehouse nominated for best female solo artist then?

How? Genuine question.

I didn't get that at all.

[Comfy Bean]

3 minutes ago, Nicklord said:

Who are those two hosts? They are really annoying. (I'm not from UK)

Coldplay were okay

They are off Biker Grove apparantly and they live in an Australian jungle now. Very popular with the youth. They're probably singing on the bowie tribute later.

[DareToDibble]

Just now, dj_tim said:

Was Amy Winehouse nominated for best female solo artist then?

How? Genuine question.

If I remember rightly it's because there was an album released as the soundtrack for the film/documentary "Amy"

[FloorFiller]

1 minute ago, dj_tim said:

Was Amy Winehouse nominated for best female solo artist then?

How? Genuine question.

Dead people get all the big breaks. Can't wait til I'm dead so I can start racking up the awards

[DJ Cull]

Just now, dj_tim said:

Was Amy Winehouse nominated for best female solo artist then?

How? Genuine question.

Goodness knows. Whether you like them or not, at least Ellie Goulding, Ella Eyre & Ella Henderson put music out last year - and are still alive

[Woffy]

Missus AGAIN. To herself:

"I can't express how much Ellie Goulding irritates me"

[Gnomicide]

Just now, Woffy said:

Missus AGAIN. To herself:

"I can't express how much Ellie Goulding irritates me"

I think I love Mrs Woffy.

[Guest]

Just now, somecoolusername said:

Laura Marling actually did win that a few years ago. Sometimes they totally fuck it and actually give the award to the right person 

Remember when they nominated Cat Power? Somebody at Brits HQ was probably sacked for that.

Reason for leaving last position of employment: Accidentally slipping great music into the Brits.

[Woffy]

When's the bit with robot in the shopping centre?

[SwedgeAntilles]

2 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Missus AGAIN. To herself:

"I can't express how much Ellie Goulding irritates me"

Any chance your missus can get a job booking Glastonbury? 

[GlastoSimon]

 

1 minute ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Remember when they nominated Cat Power? Somebody at Brits HQ was probably sacked for that.

Reason for leaving last position of employment: Accidentally slipping great music into the Brits.

[Woffy]

Jesus. Beiber is dressed like Dick Cheese.

Bay is wearing the same clothes he has for the last 2 years. That hat must stink.

[Woffy]

Mrs Woffy:

"Why have they got a fucking BBQ?"

[russycarps]

I think biebers jacket is quite snazzy.

This song is like turd on toast though

[brettredmayne]

@glastofest We all are Beliebers , Justin is our Friday night headliner 

[Gnomicide]

The Biebers dance moves intrigue me. He looks like he's learned them but can't be arsed.

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Any chance your missus can get a job booking Glastonbury? 

I'll ask her.

Although she has just made a daft comment about how it looks like Biebers dancers are lighting their farts.

[JBarbour]

He could not give one fuck about being at the Brits. Jesus that was bad

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

The Biebers dance moves intrigue me. He looks like he's learned them but can't be arsed.

He's just *that* fucking cool.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Fart lighting dancers will go down a storm in Shangri-la hell, get em booked