Headliners 2016

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

All the evil in the world is the result of soggy chips.

And no, I've worked in too many places like that for it to be funny.

Neil that's just wrong. Next you will be telling us you don't like Steak and Kidney puddings.

1 minute ago, justperfect said:

Chip muffin with gravy

 

Proper northern scran

Muffin or Barm?

[FuzzyDunlop]

5 minutes ago, justperfect said:

Chip muffin with gravy

 

Proper northern scran

Tried to upvote this. £2.50 from the Chippy near me for chip muffin and gravy. £3 you get a can of pop too.

Proper prices an all

Edited March 15, 2016 by FuzzyDunlop

[eFestivals]

5 minutes ago, eastynh said:

Neil that's just wrong. Next you will be telling us you don't like Steak and Kidney puddings.

I luuve steak and kidney puddings.

[oneeye]

Also known as 'babies heads' (in my previous life)  

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, oneeye said:

Also known as 'babies heads' (in my previous life)  

Also knows as Easty's head.

[dingbat2]

5 minutes ago, oneeye said:

Also known as 'babies heads' (in my previous life)  

That has an uncanny resemblance to Rita Ora

[Wooderson]

2 hours ago, eastynh said:

I will not lie to you mate, my accent is horrid. My accent is probably pretty similar to Caroline Aherne's, although she is from Wythenshawe and that is the far south of the City. We are all a product of out environment so there is not much I can do about it.

Can I add at this point that no one actually sounds like Liam Gallagher, apart from Liam Gallagher and Perry out of Kevin and Perry.

 

Mrs Merton mixed with Terry Christian.

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

The best head in Manchester (just ask hooky)

I must refrain from commenting on speculative rumours :-)

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

 

Mrs Merton mixed with Terry Christian.

Nooooooo mate. In no way, shape or form am I anything like professional Manc Terry Christian. I would not mind but he's actually from Stockport.

[admscott]

2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Terry Christian's let himself go

Morrisey has let himself go. 

Oh no its easty. 

KD Lang has let herself go.

That 1950's cartoon of a caveman has let himself go.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Terry Christian's let himself go

Morrisey has let himself go. 

Oh no its easty. 

I have let myself go. Sat in the car to come to work and all the crotch on my pants split. 

I am determined to get in shape for Glasto now.

[admscott]

Just now, Scruffylovemonster said:

Russycarps has let himself go. 

Are we just following one another around the forum?

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, admscott said:

Are we just following one another around the forum?

Nowt wrong with that. I'm employed to set up all Scruffs jokes for him.

[admscott]

1 minute ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

You are

Love a bit of forum stalking, me. 

[Woffy]

5 minutes ago, admscott said:

Are we just following one another around the forum?

 

2 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Nowt wrong with that. I'm employed to set up all Scruffs jokes for him.

 

2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

You are

Oh you too, @admscott

[jimmyt]

I've made letting myself go an art form.

[Guest]

Scruffy, Woffy and Easty are like those drunken old farts that just wont accept the fact it's kicking out time and fuck off. The lights are off, the chairs are on the tables, everybody else is gone, they're still sat there going "nahh nahh nahh it's a.. it's.. it's a barm!" "KD Lang's let herself go! HAHAAAAHHAAA!".

[Slugworth]

2 hours ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

Tried to upvote this. £2.50 from the Chippy near me for chip muffin and gravy. £3 you get a can of pop too.

Proper prices an all

Whats a chip muffin? Sorry, southern chap here.

[stuartbert two hats]

16 minutes ago, Slugworth said:

Whats a chip muffin? Sorry, southern chap here.

It's like a chip barm.

[Alan_C]

Chip butty!

[SwedgeAntilles]

Roll and chips. 

[Guest]

38 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Scruffy, Woffy and Easty are like those drunken old farts that just wont accept the fact it's kicking out time and fuck off. The lights are off, the chairs are on the tables, everybody else is gone, they're still sat there going "nahh nahh nahh it's a.. it's.. it's a barm!" "KD Lang's let herself go! HAHAAAAHHAAA!".

I have usually back doored it by last orders and would be found throwing up in the loo :-) 

[Woffy]

44 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Scruffy, Woffy and Easty are like those drunken old farts that just wont accept the fact it's kicking out time and fuck off. The lights are off, the chairs are on the tables, everybody else is gone, they're still sat there going "nahh nahh nahh it's a.. it's.. it's a barm!" "KD Lang's let herself go! HAHAAAAHHAAA!".

What's a 'barm', Lawn?

 

Edit: Google tells me it's 'foam or scum'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit 2: A chip butty? Really? Where is it one of them?

Edited March 15, 2016 by Woffy

[Slugworth]

Oh ok, yeah we have those too. about £4 lol

[Guest]

53 minutes ago, Woffy said:

What's a 'barm', Lawn?

 

Edit: Google tells me it's 'foam or scum'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit 2: A chip butty? Really? Where is it one of them?

Come on man, a barm, or barmcake if you will. That's its name, everybody knows.