Secret resales 2015

[p.pete]

Just now, Chazwozza said:

Who's there?

 

Knob

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, Brownie30 said:

Knob jokes?

They are always the best, in my opinion.

[Breeze]

1 minute ago, gmoon said:

I am also de-lurking, for support purposes. This is excruciating.

Welcome.

[Brownie30]

We all knob this forum

[PillingerClan]

Forgive me resale thread for I have sinned ......... I fell asleep pressing refresh!!!! 

Given myself a severe telling off and back on it. 

[Beaver89]

Everyday when my alarm goes off in the morning it's a real blur.

Except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustman.

[Breeze]

1 minute ago, p.pete said:

Knob

Knob who?

 

Edit: This was an knock knock joke right?!

Edited May 12, 2017 by Breeze

[Hutchmaster]

Just now, p.pete said:

Any knob will do

Joseph and His Amazing Technicolour Knob

[moheetoes]

i'm out again @cb4747

I give in, i'm terrible at this competition.

[Prophet6]

The Cult - Knob Removal Machine

[gmoon]

2 minutes ago, Breeze said:

Welcome.

Thanks. I'm pretty sure I'm about to puke.

[beefykoala]

I don't think it's happening today.

yes, I'm just saying that to tempt fate.

[Breeze]

This is not a Knob Song - PiL

[p.pete]

2 minutes ago, Breeze said:

Knob who?

 

Edit: This was an knock knock joke right?!

More of an knob knob joke - without an ending - that's how people like them, right?

[supasum]

Fucking text from dominos pizza 

never buying from there again 

[themuel]

If anyone notices my question on the last page it would be appreciated. It's hidden among all the other stuff. 

[majormajormajor]

I'm a 20th century man but I don't wanna be here.

[eFestivals]

me, i'm hoping for later and not earlier.

The later it happens, the more chance there is of more people being on the way home/pub/brothel/etc to enjoy their weekend.

 

[majormajormajor]

8 minutes ago, themuel said:

Slight aside - when booking tickets for a fully grown human who intends to take a fledgling human with them do I need to tick any boxes to say said fledgling will be there? 

Nah, kids are free under 12.

[Robinn]

I'm gonna blast me some metal and run through the living room, maybe that helps to reduce the stress.

Edited May 12, 2017 by Robinn

[Alking]

9 minutes ago, themuel said:

Slight aside - when booking tickets for a fully grown human who intends to take a fledgling human with them do I need to tick any boxes to say said fledgling will be there? 

You don't need to do anything. just bring them along, or don't, whichever you prefer 

Edited May 12, 2017 by Alking

[Nobody Interesting]

Lots of media outlets have been running  a story over the last 30 minutes about secret resales. Are they telling us something?

[Breeze]

This is intense. If it doesn't happen today I think I'll sit in the garden and drink cider all evening.

[mjsell]

2 minutes ago, p.pete said:

More of an knob knob joke - without an ending - that's how people like them, right?

There's a joke here, there's a joke here, there's a joke here. 

Nope I've got nothing

[Brownie30]

Just now, Nobody Interesting said:

Lots of media outlets have been running  a story over the last 30 minutes about secret resales. Are they telling us something?

Have they? Where's that?