Amy Lawn Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 He name-checks The Cure, I bet you he only knows Friday I'm In Love, The Lovecats and Boys Don't Cry. He'd piss himself if he was ever confronted with Seventeen Seconds or Pornography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eFestivals Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 I wonder how many people who signed this Kanye petition also signed the one to bring back Clarkson about 100%, with all of that 100% from within the same 15% who'll be voting UKIP...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willutalk Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Neil Lonsdale is a narrow minded person who is also an attention seeker. Possibly more of a tool that Kanye himself. He has made the most ludicrous assumption that he has to watch the Saturday night Pyramid headliner. What a mare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Leach Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) He'd piss himself if he was ever confronted with Pornography. He'd probably be confused by The Cure's album, too. Edited March 17, 2015 by Winslow Leach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt42 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 http://whitepeopleangryaboutkanye.tumblr.com oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willutalk Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 http://whitepeopleangryaboutkanye.tumblr.com oh dear It's all pretty dire isn't it. Immature. It's making me a bit fed up of social media and the interweb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Leach Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 I wonder how many people who signed this Kanye petition also signed the one to bring back Clarkson There's also a notable overlap with Oasis fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Int: Glastonbury Festival Office, Day. Camera Pans Round The Office To Where Emily Eavis is sitting at a PC Close up of Emily smiling Cut to: Close Up Of Screen of Monitor Cut to Close up of Emily laughing quietly Cut to: Close Up Of Screen of Monitor, Now Focusing On Two Words of Text. Screen Reads: "Neil Lonsdale" Cut to Close up of Emily laughing, this time out loud Screen Reads: "Confirm Cancellation of Booking?" Cut to Close up of a hand hovering over a mouse button * Click * Screen Reads: "Cancellation Confirmed" Sound of Laughter; Cut To Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Lawn Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 http://whitepeopleangryaboutkanye.tumblr.com oh dear "Everybody deserves the chance to be heard" big talk from somebody sharing a petition to ban a musician from performing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonTom Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 http://whitepeopleangryaboutkanye.tumblr.com oh dear Do you get bonus points if you find someone who isn't white angry about Kanye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topmarksbri Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Kanye West headlining? It's PC GONE MAD IF YOU ASK ME #bringbackclarkson #britishjobsforbritishpeople Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 http://whitepeopleangryaboutkanye.tumblr.com oh dear Ugh. As entertaining as that is; why does it have to be solely attributed to 'white people'? 'White people' probably make up the larger portion of his fanbase too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloseph Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 It's all pretty dire isn't it. Immature. It's making me a bit fed up of social media and the interweb! at least take faith in the fact the internet is also great enough to find joy in collating all the ridiculous comments into one handy place for you to laugh/despair at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topmarksbri Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Ugh. As entertaining as that is; why does it have to be solely attributed to 'white people'? 'White people' probably make up the larger portion of his fanbase too. You don't think there's a racist element to why *some* people don't want him to headline? look at the alternatives people are suggesting on there, not very diverse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Vern Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) Kanye West is a complete and utter c**t, there's no debating that. Personally I won't be watching him, horses for courses and all that. I'm surprised more on here though aren't disappointed with him as a booking, purely because he is a complete and utter fucking jeb end who thinks he is the second coming. He is the polar opposite of the Glastonbury ethos. Kim will no doubt be selling her perfume and fashion range from the side of the stage, assuming he isnt parading her fat naked arse all over the stage. I actually like a lot of his output, especially the early albums, but him on stage live, preaching and telling us how great he is, no thanks, I'll leave him to the whitest audience he's ever had. Edited March 17, 2015 by Big Vern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Kanye West is a complete and unter c**t, there's no debating that. Personally I won't be watching him, horses for courses and all that. I'm surprised more on here though aren't disappointed with him as a booking, purely because he is a complete and utter fucking jeb end who thinks he is the second coming. He is the polar opposite of the Glastonbury ethos. Kim will no doubt be selling her perfume and fashion range from the side of the stage, assuming he isnt parading her fat naked arse all over the stage. I actually like a lot of his output, especially the early albums, but him on stage live, preaching and telling us how great he is, no thanks, I'll leave him to the whitest audience he's ever had. tbh, that's been said about me more than once and i've been going over 20 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 You don't think there's a racist element to why *some* people don't want him to headline? look at the alternatives people are suggesting on there, not very diverse Oh aye, of course. Especially with people suggesting that because Kanye's a knob, a rap headliner it should be... Eminem? I just think it paints a picture of white people being mad at Kanye playing when also a lot of white people are happy about it! You could say the same about Metallica. Kim will no doubt be selling her perfume and fashion range from the side of the stage, assuming he isnt parading her fat naked arse all over the stage. BREAK THE MONORAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Sir Robin Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 This article in response to the Kanye furore amused me: Glastonbury to unveil ‘second stage’ at 2015 festival BY WES ⋅ MARCH 17, 2015 ⋅ POST A COMMENT FILED UNDER FESTIVAL, GLASTONBURY, KANYE WEST, LIES Announcement comes in wake of complaints about Pyramid headliners It’s an aspect of the festival as famous as the mud, the Pyramid, the various ways to alter your consciousness and the loos: if people know one thing about Glastonbury, it’s that it only has one stage. And since the first festival in 1970, it has been so: a single stage, featuring one act at a time, with little else to do on site but trudge to the cider bus and back. This has meant that whenever the festival has announced acts for its line-up, a storm of outrage has been provoked from its followers, who are keenly aware of the lack of alternative entertainment options at the event. They say you can’t please all of the people all of the time, and Glastonbury’s stubborn policy of booking international megastars such as Beyonce, Jay-Z and Metallica for the coveted headline slot has proven that several times over. Now in 2015, ticket-buyers have been outraged all over again by the news that they’ll be forced to watch one of the world’s best-selling and most-awarded artists of all time – the critically acclaimed Kanye West – or return to their tent and read a book by torchlight. Now we can exclusively reveal that in a few months’ time, the festival will make history again by becoming the world’s first multiple-stage event. “It’s like when they launched Channel 5”, explained a festival spokesperson. “At the time it was a big deal. But we soon got used to it. To be honest, by June I don’t think there’ll be any fuss. I wonder whether people will even remember that the second stage is there”. At this point it’s unknown what kind of acts might be booked for this ‘other’ stage, with proposals including a specialist world music stage, a circus showcase, folk, dance or even theatre – “none of which anybody would ever have imagined could have happened at Glastonbury until now”, a music industry insider told us. But the proposal has already upset some ticket holders, who fear that they will now be unable to see everything at the festival. “There are bound to be clashes. I will either have to miss Kanye or miss whatever is on at this new stage. It’s going to be the worst festival ever.” said one unhappy punter. Another told us, “I don’t buy a ticket to watch things on weaker stages. It’s Kanye or nothing. And I hate Kanye. So I’m still going to complain. No matter what.” It’s rumoured that plans are afoot for a third or even fourth stage at some point in the future. Could it happen? We’ll believe it when we see it. http://www.universal-horse.com/glastonbury-to-unveil-second-stage-at-2015-festival/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewayiam Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 I will just point out, the headlining of Kanye would in no way force me to sell my ticket and I fully understand I can be elsewhere that night but I believe for the festival it's a really bad move and the shit well and truly hit last night in that reaction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Vern Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 You don't think there's a racist element to why *some* people don't want him to headline? look at the alternatives people are suggesting on there, not very diverse theres no racist element at all, he's a cock, end of. The fact that he is black has no relevance at all. There'll be plenty of fantastic artists of all ethnicities there, nobody is raving against them. Where's the outcry against Lionel Ritchie? There isnt one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloorFiller Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) ^^^ haha love that edit: in response to Brave Sir Robin's post Edited March 17, 2015 by FloorFiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Vern Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Really, people, you cannot wait for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 theres no racist element at all, he's a cock, end of. The fact that he is black has no relevance at all. There'll be plenty of fantastic artists of all ethnicities there, nobody is raving against them. Where's the outcry against Lionel Ritchie? There isnt one. Well, the guy who started the petition called Kanye's BRITS performance 'just threatening'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FloorFiller Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) no matter how many times i see these things they are always hilarious "in the pit off my face on shrooms with Stalin" hahahaha Edited March 17, 2015 by FloorFiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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