Spindles Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 The people who leave the festival site looking like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morph100 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 This is a depressing topic.. even more so that it has 4 times as many pages as the positive counterpart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonTom Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 This is a depressing topic.. even more so that it has 4 times as many pages as the positive counterpart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Perhaps content yourself with the knowledge that the site has never looked that bad on Monday afternoon since 2009 and that the repeated sharing of that very video clip has contributed greatly to that. The preview pic on that video is from South Park, which was almost 100% better this year, even at 10am it was clear most people were leaving only squares of light coloured grass and memories. Pennards will always be a shit tip because it attracts morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Amazing_Oblong Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 I think we've forgotten tent robbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred quimby Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 I sit on the grass or stand like i would if they weren't there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5co77ie Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 The only person i've ever wished wasn't there was back in the early nineties when the Mrs accused one of the dealers in Babylon of ripping her off proclaiming "that's not a quarter!" ...don't get me wrong it's not the dealer I wish wasn't there, it's his mate who turned up brandishing an 18" machete at her, mind you give her her due, she just wagged her finger at him, and said, "if you think that's going to stop me getting my money's worth, you can think again!" To which the dealer burst out laughing and cut her a bigger lump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windy_miller Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 People who leave piles of laughing gas cannisters littered around the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint northover Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 (edited) The only person i've ever wished wasn't there was back in the early nineties when the Mrs accused one of the dealers in Babylon of ripping her off proclaiming "that's not a quarter!" ...don't get me wrong it's not the dealer I wish wasn't there, it's his mate who turned up brandishing an 18" machete at her, mind you give her her due, she just wagged her finger at him, and said, "if you think that's going to stop me getting my money's worth, you can think again!" To which the dealer burst out laughing and cut her a bigger lump Edited March 13, 2014 by Saint northover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostypaw Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 The only person i've ever wished wasn't there was back in the early nineties when the Mrs accused one of the dealers in Babylon of ripping her off proclaiming "that's not a quarter!" ...don't get me wrong it's not the dealer I wish wasn't there, it's his mate who turned up brandishing an 18" machete at her, mind you give her her due, she just wagged her finger at him, and said, "if you think that's going to stop me getting my money's worth, you can think again!" To which the dealer burst out laughing and cut her a bigger lump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Placid Casual Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 The only person i've ever wished wasn't there was back in the early nineties when the Mrs accused one of the dealers in Babylon of ripping her off proclaiming "that's not a quarter!" ...don't get me wrong it's not the dealer I wish wasn't there, it's his mate who turned up brandishing an 18" machete at her, mind you give her her due, she just wagged her finger at him, and said, "if you think that's going to stop me getting my money's worth, you can think again!" To which the dealer burst out laughing and cut her a bigger lump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 The Barbie and Ken's of this world. Their lack of awareness is crucial as to whether they should be there or not. I admit it's fascistic to attempt to say that there enjoyment is any better than mine, it's purely because I actually happen to know that they are taking the places of many of the unhinged. This is the Brigadoon for the unhinged. This is a sacred place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Dansons Wig Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 For me (and I've moaned about these eejits before) its the Welsh bastards that pissed down the back of our legs during Springsteen in 2009. Then the night after the Welsh bastards who pissed down the back of our legs during Blur. I have nothing against the Welsh (am married to one) and dont know whether its seen as perfectly OK to urinate on others in public places once you cross Severn bridge. They were different Welsh persons - both were equally apologetic and said they just had to go and couldnt get out of the crowd. The difference was the Blur one got chinned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindles Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Don't worry, I have since urinated on 4 welshmen in order to bring the world back into balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5co77ie Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 The Barbie and Ken's of this world. Their lack of awareness is crucial as to whether they should be there or not. I admit it's fascistic to attempt to say that there enjoyment is any better than mine, it's purely because I actually happen to know that they are taking the places of many of the unhinged. This is the Brigadoon for the unhinged. This is a sacred place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 For me (and I've moaned about these eejits before) its the Welsh bastards that pissed down the back of our legs during Springsteen in 2009. Then the night after the Welsh bastards who pissed down the back of our legs during Blur. I have nothing against the Welsh (am married to one) and dont know whether its seen as perfectly OK to urinate on others in public places once you cross Severn bridge. They were different Welsh persons - both were equally apologetic and said they just had to go and couldnt get out of the crowd. The difference was the Blur one got chinned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Stop press! Russy in reasoned and logical argument in defence of moronic behaviour shocker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alframsey Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Those that have a sense of superiority over others who they think are inferior Glasto goers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Dansons Wig Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 was with you until the chinning part. I would have absolutely hated to see that. No need I reckon. Pissed up people do stupid things, and they apologised too. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thearg Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 The Barbie and Ken's of this world. Their lack of awareness is crucial as to whether they should be there or not. I admit it's fascistic to attempt to say that there enjoyment is any better than mine, it's purely because I actually happen to know that they are taking the places of many of the unhinged. This is the Brigadoon for the unhinged. This is a sacred place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alframsey Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Lol, I'm only joking. Although I'd love to take my Canon DSLR with me. But I'm an art student, who owns it for more than taking pretty photos of flowers. Does that help me redeem myself a tad? I also wouldn't ever dare take it, as much I'd love to. It's nothing particularly fancy but still cost me too much to drop in mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 when we went back into Glastonbury proper there was a man at the bar trying to buy a pint with his trousers round his ankles,it was good to get back to normality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alframsey Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 So go and see that band when they're on, it's not difficult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thearg Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) If I was that bar person I'd have been duty bound to have given him that pint for free. Edited March 14, 2014 by Thearg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo18 Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 crowd pissers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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