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2013 Headliners


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I'll say it again. The last 4 years of Dizzee Rascal music sounds like it is a spoof. There's no other way to put it. Some of the most diabolically shit output I have ever heard be successful commercially.

Shame from someone with a lot of talent and awesome first couple of album.

But now? Hell no. I would rather have Take That or 5ive.

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I feel bad for any band going up against the stones, ahah they should probably just have no other headliner that day!

personally I'd say it's a great opportunity for any band.

There was a lot of fear from bands about u2 apparently, but I reckon that fear was unjustified. The Stones will of course be popular to see, but not everyone will want to.

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personally I think neils idea about swapping the dates might be right

I think personally, the lineup is going to be

Mumford & Sons - Arctic Monkeys - The Rolling Stones

Noel - Dizzie Rascal - Florence + The Machine

Other

Chase and status - Smashing Pumpkins - Nick Cave & The Bad seeds.

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I think it would be a shame that it took Dizzee to turn his hand to barking out cliches over summery house tunes to get the bump up, but that's the world we live in unfortunately. He would never have got a look in if he was still doing his grimey stuff, decent as it was

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Definitely backing Bowie and i hope Queen make an appearance in one way or another (the band or the parachuting monarch), gutted couldn't get tickets, will be glued to the BBC coverage instead!

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I watched Radiohead and went the long way around past the West Holts and up to the Pyramid to avoid the Other crowd and got there in plenty of time to catch U2, the crowd seemed pretty sparse further back and i don't think it was that packed at all, the dreadful weather probably had something to do with it. It defeated me and i fled to the tent about 20 mins from the end. Primal Scream pulled in a good crowd from what i could see on the box afterwards, i wish i'd had gone to see them, as i thought U2 a let down really. A like wise act up against the Stones would pull some of the crown away, someone like the Stones Roses. Dizzee Rascal might pull in a fair crowd for the younger crowd up against the Stones who will i'm sure attract the older amoungst us. I may be wrong.

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It would appear your talking about me as the person who started the rumour. And I guess I may have been the first to mention it, but I didn't mention it just to throw his name out there.

We have had info from Neil over the past few weeks that acts have been approached and declined and as of about 2 weeks ago they didn't have the third.

We had the info of a week ago (can't remember) that the stones had been offered a lot more than the usual amount.

There was the fact that Dizzee himself just over a week ago tweeted about Glasto very teasingly.

To me, struggling to get a third, and stones being offered lots more money (meaning the third would need to be cheap ish) plus the little message does give enough info that it could be him.

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