2013 Headliners

[Walter Sobchak]

I can not abide Gaga everything about her is fake, she rips off Madonna (amongst others) & claims to be the height of originality. Not to mention her fans are worse than Radiohead fans. Nah I'd much prefer Rihanna, she may be 'manufactured' but at least she's not falsely claiming otherwise all the time.

On the topic of female pop singers though, I think Madonna would kill it given the chance.

[fatyeti24]

GaGa is Illuminati too. DUM DUM DUM.

[Morse Code]

so am i.

and, i'd suspect, are most others on here. in fact, efestivals only exists as part of an elaborate plot just to trick you into giving us your money and freedom.

[BlackHole2006]

Neil is definitely Illuminati.

[mike46]

Although the reports say she's playing Sunday If Glasto are still struggling for a headliner, but have Arctics tied down - could Eavis not just ask Alex and Co to swap to Sunday freeing the Friday for Rihanna?

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

What is your problem with Radiohead fans?

[thesecretingredientiscrime]

Although the reports say she's playing Sunday If Glasto are still struggling for a headliner, but have Arctics tied down - could Eavis not just ask Alex and Co to swap to Sunday freeing the Friday for Rihanna?

[Role Model]

No, as Eavis has to consider the locals, and I can't imagine many Pilton residents being happy with Arctic Monkeys on their day. I also simply can't see Arctics closing it.

[willutalk]

Oh my god, it's true! The triangles! So many triangles! What do they all mean?

Edited February 17, 2013 by willutalk

[thesecretingredientiscrime]

Why not? They're commercial and very very radio friendly.

Edited February 17, 2013 by thesecretingredientiscrime

[willutalk]

Wait, have I just killed the thread...

[mungo57]

Just spoke to Rihannas bodyguard who says the camp have no idea where these rumours are coming from about Glasto - of course he could be bullshitting but it seems we can consign this Riri rumour to the dustbin lol

[Ed209]

Wait, have I just killed the thread...

[Zero_Newnab]

Soooo.... Arcade Fire, Daft Punk, Fleetwood Mac for 2014 anyone?

[rexclark]

Just spoke to Rihannas bodyguard who says the camp have no idea where these rumours are coming from about Glasto - of course he could be bullshitting but it seems we can consign this Riri rumour to the dustbin lol

[mungo57]

No came for a cigarette I had to escort him on and off site - believe what you want about what I said its totally upto you!

Also I can't stand stick thin women like her so no chance of me being down her undies! Lol

[CaledonianGonzo]

Actually, I believe it was River Island.

[mungo57]

Touche

[GlastoSimon]

Rihanna had 39 different writers on her latest album, no contribution from herself in ANY of the songs (aside from singing lyrics written by somebody else of course). Her image is the only reason she is where she is for me, basically an advertising tool too - didn't she give away phones at one of her gigs last year?

I'd rather see Mumford & Sons, who have actually written some music in their musical career! Wouldn't go and see them, but at least they've worked hard to get where they are to be fair to them. Also have a history at Glastonbury.

Nothing against her type of pop music by the way (however awful half of it is), just against her having a massive team behind her success while she takes most of the credit.

[The Nal]

The "hot ticket package" for her gigs cost 150 quid. You get the ticket, a tour programme and a tour laminate. Thats it.

She really is the worst person. Nothing redeeming about her whatsoever. She (and the team of business people who pull the strings as Simon said) are all low points in the evolution of us all as a species. I actually feel embarrassed for myself sharing similar DNA with this woman.

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

Just because Rihanna doesn't write her own music doesn't mean she didn't have to work hard to get to the top... all that corporate dick doesn't suck itself.

[Guest]

No came for a cigarette I had to escort him on and off site - believe what you want about what I said its totally upto you!

Also I can't stand stick thin women like her so no chance of me being down her undies! Lol

[mungo57]

In response to getoffmylawn yeah, that's why I said he may be shitting me, I doubt its a valid rumour tbh.

I would love to see Mumfords again (saw em support Arcade Fire at Hyde but the sound was atrocious) but I think its a year too soon for them to headline.

[WillyVWade]

I doubt hired muscle are consulted on her tour dates

Edited February 17, 2013 by WillyVWade

[Guest]

Plus she has a really irritating, nasal voice.