The i hate xmas thread

[guypjfreak]

im having some real good chats with my 4 year old grandaughter about this ....even tho she is only 4 she KNOWS I HATE XMAS and i have asked her if we can go to malta for it and ill build her a sand man BUT NO ....she says she likes the cold [ nobody likes the cold ] and wants a snowman lol she even said she would buy me gloves so i stay warm lol

 

 

any ways I DO HATE XMAS and the cold so this is my i hate xmas thread .........well thats about all there is to it really lol

[justperfect]

The I hate Christmas thread seems to be getting earlier every year

[pauladam]

I hate any time other than late June

[Wellyboot]

Aw I love crimbly! But I would have definitely taken you up on the Malta offer if I was your grandaughter! 

On the plus side, once Xmas is over its not long until Glastonbury!

[Trout Mask Replica]

I find it easier to bear if I prefix every mention of Christmas with 'f**king'.

Hence f**king Christmas cards, f**king Christmas presents and f**king Christmas tree etc etc. You get the idea.

 

[themuel]

I'm also not a fan of Christmas. 

[Curlygirl]

Guy I'm with you Old Son!! I'm a very generous person In everyday life but Christmas makes me feel mean, as everyone are ungrateful barstewards, and I'm normally working all day, and no one actually celebrates the true meaning of it etc etc!! Fair enough if all my family went to church and all that, I'd be happy to buy them a celebratory gift. But they don't!! I don't even put decorations or a tree up. 

[Amy Lawn]

I love Christmas. This thread is great work though.

[guypjfreak]

30 minutes ago, justperfect said:

The I hate Christmas thread seems to be getting earlier every year

i agree old son but the shops have started and so have the film channels .....its horrible

[nikkic]

Ebenezer? That you? 

[Curlygirl]

6 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

i agree old son but the shops have started and so have the film channels .....its horrible

Yeah, fecking selection boxes and chocolate tree decorations is the same aisle as Halloween stuff!! Really??

[CaledonianGonzo]

"There's more of gravy than of grave about you, old son."

[Amy Lawn]

Halloween is the really egregious one, can fuck right off.

[Untz]

There's only one (plus 69) more sleep(s) til Christmas!

[Skoo]

I love Christmas! The day itself is usually a massive anti-climax, but I love the build up, all the decorations, boozy lunches, love the festive tunes and dodgy jumpers. Makes me feel all warm inside!

I'm already on the mulled wine. My Xmas tree from last year is still in my living room I'm ashamed to say.

It's completely dead - only 2 foot tall though before you all go judgey on me!

 

[arcade fireman]

Christmas is pretty much exactly halfway until Glasto. So there's that...

[CaledonianGonzo]

 

2 minutes ago, Untz said:

There's only one (plus 69) more sleep(s) til Christmas!

When Paul Williams is on the Acoustic Stage doing that and It Feels Like Christmas it's going to make the Penguins' Annual Xmas Skating Party look like amateurs hour.

[Untz]

Just now, CaledonianGonzo said:

 

When Paul Williams is on the Acoustic Stage doing that and It Feels Like Christmas it's going to make the Penguins' Annual Xmas Skating Party look like amateurs hour.

I have never been into the field the Acoustic Stage is in, let alone the actual tent. I look forward to losing my Acoustic virginity in style.

[CaledonianGonzo]

[Gucci Piggy]

Christmas is shite. I don't think I enjoy any holidays tbh. I think I'm just a joyless bastard, though.

[Skoo]

1 minute ago, Will-2609 said:

Christmas is shite. I don't think I enjoy any holidays tbh. I think I'm just a joyless bastard, though.

What about the carols? You can't beat a bit of Deck The Halls.

Or if you prefer something more contemporary, there's always a bit of Cliff.

Mistletoe & Wine is a classic.

 

[jparx]

24 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Halloween is the really egregious one, can fuck right off.

That's my birthday  

[zero000]

31 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Ebenezer? That you? 

??
 

 

[CaledonianGonzo]

After Ronnie Spector smashing seven bells out of it this year, would it be too much to ask that 2017 brings us:

Edited October 16, 2016 by CaledonianGonzo

[Untz]

6 minutes ago, Skoo said:

What about the carols? You can't beat a bit of Deck The Halls.

 Let me refer you to Carol of the Bells.