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2 hours ago, Euphoricape said:

Just seen this on Reddit. LoL to Sunday night headlinerScreenshot_20260316-175543.thumb.png.31b5f983d7c4a5107bc098d8580c841e.png

I think the Sunday headliner is the least of its problems! 
 

It’s those type of people who will then say the lineup is weak when it’s announced 

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10 hours ago, sisco said:

I think the Sunday headliner is the least of its problems! 
 

It’s those type of people who will then say the lineup is weak when it’s announced 

 

 

That's an intrinsic problem to the fake lineup posters.

 

On the one hand they're a bit of harmless fun that shouldn't be taken at all seriously, but on the other hand they can set expectations too high amongst people who don't follow the actual likelihoods too closely - and I do feel for Emily and Nick if they see them and think 'FFS who on earth still thinks that Sam Fender and Olivia Dean arent bill toppers?'

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21 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Will be a dark day if the farm goes down the AI route.

 

It's already scaring me how with less work than ever needed, the usual cretins are going to be even more active in trying to convince people that some fake poster is actually leaked.

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Very Slapdash and please excuse the spelling mistakes but a lil update to my prediction based on new music releases and lineups 

 

Friday

Pyramid Stage - Olivia Dean, Dave, Duran Duran, Patti Smith, The Last Dinner Party, Johnny Marr

Other - Deftones, Barry Can’t Swim, Chvrches, Marina, Interpol, Sigrid, MUNA

West Holts - Sault, Cleo Sol, Clipse, Blood Orange, Jasmine Sullivan, Annahstasia

Woodsies - Run the Jewels, Hayley Williams, Modest Mouse, Baxter Dury Antony Szmireck,

Park - Geese, TOMORA, Aldous Harding, Anna Van Hausswolf, Yaya Bey, Dove Elis,

 

Saturday

Pyramid Stage - Foo Fighters, Phoebe Bridges, Skepta, TBA (Flo and Machines), Richard Ashcroft, Alabama Shakes, Belle and Sebastian

Other - Massive Attack, Arlo Parks, Placebo,  Holly Humberstone, Gabriels, Ravyn Lerae, Rachel Chinouri

West Holts - Chaka Khan, Thundercat, Dry Cleaning, Tinariwen, Altin gun, Elmiene, Angine de Poitrine

Woodsies -  My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Cribs, Band of Horses, Sasha Keable

Park - Ethel Cain, Clairo, The Pogues, Cameron Winter, Mandy Indiana, Sea Power, Lauren Auder, TTSSFU

 

Sunday

Pyramid Stage - Harry Styles, The XX, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Bloc Party, Gabrielle 

Other - Little Simz, Robyn, Addison Rae, Counting Crows, Tate McRae, Mac Demarco, Anna Calvi

West Holts - David Byrne, Jim Legxacy, Beverly Copeland, Kojey Radical, Nubiyan Twist, Joshua Idehen

Woodsies - Mitski, Nia Archives, Viagra Boys, Knocked Loose, Lime Garden, Ninjarachi

Park - Super Fury Animals, Spiritualised, Saint Etienne, caroline, The Twilight Sad, Haute and Freddy

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13 minutes ago, Jack H said:

Very Slapdash and please excuse the spelling mistakes but a lil update to my prediction based on new music releases and lineups 

 

Friday

Pyramid Stage - Olivia Dean, Dave, Duran Duran, Patti Smith, The Last Dinner Party, Johnny Marr

Other - Deftones, Barry Can’t Swim, Chvrches, Marina, Interpol, Sigrid, MUNA

West Holts - Sault, Cleo Sol, Clipse, Blood Orange, Jasmine Sullivan, Annahstasia

Woodsies - Run the Jewels, Hayley Williams, Modest Mouse, Baxter Dury Antony Szmireck,

Park - Geese, TOMORA, Aldous Harding, Anna Van Hausswolf, Yaya Bey, Dove Elis,

 

Saturday

Pyramid Stage - Foo Fighters, Phoebe Bridges, Skepta, TBA (Flo and Machines), Richard Ashcroft, Alabama Shakes, Belle and Sebastian

Other - Massive Attack, Arlo Parks, Placebo,  Holly Humberstone, Gabriels, Ravyn Lerae, Rachel Chinouri

West Holts - Chaka Khan, Thundercat, Dry Cleaning, Tinariwen, Altin gun, Elmiene, Angine de Poitrine

Woodsies -  My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Cribs, Band of Horses, Sasha Keable

Park - Ethel Cain, Clairo, The Pogues, Cameron Winter, Mandy Indiana, Sea Power, Lauren Auder, TTSSFU

 

Sunday

Pyramid Stage - Harry Styles, The XX, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Bloc Party, Gabrielle 

Other - Little Simz, Robyn, Addison Rae, Counting Crows, Tate McRae, Mac Demarco, Anna Calvi

West Holts - David Byrne, Jim Legxacy, Beverly Copeland, Kojey Radical, Nubiyan Twist, Joshua Idehen

Woodsies - Mitski, Nia Archives, Viagra Boys, Knocked Loose, Lime Garden, Ninjarachi

Park - Super Fury Animals, Spiritualised, Saint Etienne, caroline, The Twilight Sad, Haute and Freddy

 

Nice Id take this -    

 

Its a developing situation and very hard too call at the movement - but Id probably say Geese are now too big for a park headliner if not now they will be by next year,  the trajectory they are on i think maybe Other sub might be the place for them iMO.  

 

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Jack H said:

Very Slapdash and please excuse the spelling mistakes but a lil update to my prediction based on new music releases and lineups 

 

Friday

Pyramid Stage - Olivia Dean, Dave, Duran Duran, Patti Smith, The Last Dinner Party, Johnny Marr

Other - Deftones, Barry Can’t Swim, Chvrches, Marina, Interpol, Sigrid, MUNA

West Holts - Sault, Cleo Sol, Clipse, Blood Orange, Jasmine Sullivan, Annahstasia

Woodsies - Run the Jewels, Hayley Williams, Modest Mouse, Baxter Dury Antony Szmireck,

Park - Geese, TOMORA, Aldous Harding, Anna Van Hausswolf, Yaya Bey, Dove Elis,

 

Saturday

Pyramid Stage - Foo Fighters, Phoebe Bridges, Skepta, TBA (Flo and Machines), Richard Ashcroft, Alabama Shakes, Belle and Sebastian

Other - Massive Attack, Arlo Parks, Placebo,  Holly Humberstone, Gabriels, Ravyn Lerae, Rachel Chinouri

West Holts - Chaka Khan, Thundercat, Dry Cleaning, Tinariwen, Altin gun, Elmiene, Angine de Poitrine

Woodsies -  My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Cribs, Band of Horses, Sasha Keable

Park - Ethel Cain, Clairo, The Pogues, Cameron Winter, Mandy Indiana, Sea Power, Lauren Auder, TTSSFU

 

Sunday

Pyramid Stage - Harry Styles, The XX, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Bloc Party, Gabrielle 

Other - Little Simz, Robyn, Addison Rae, Counting Crows, Tate McRae, Mac Demarco, Anna Calvi

West Holts - David Byrne, Jim Legxacy, Beverly Copeland, Kojey Radical, Nubiyan Twist, Joshua Idehen

Woodsies - Mitski, Nia Archives, Viagra Boys, Knocked Loose, Lime Garden, Ninjarachi

Park - Super Fury Animals, Spiritualised, Saint Etienne, caroline, The Twilight Sad, Haute and Freddy


Issues with this: clash between Massive Attack and Chaka Khan, David Byrne doesn’t fit the WH Sunday night dance act/electronic act/ party.

 

Solution; get David Byrne on a more suitable stage/slot and move Chaka Khan to Sunday 

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2 hours ago, Skip997 said:


Issues with this: clash between Massive Attack and Chaka Khan, David Byrne doesn’t fit the WH Sunday night dance act/electronic act/ party.

 

Solution; get David Byrne on a more suitable stage/slot and move Chaka Khan to Sunday 

And move Massive Attack to Friday night would be prefect for me 😃

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On 19/03/2026 at 13:27, Jack H said:

Very Slapdash and please excuse the spelling mistakes but a lil update to my prediction based on new music releases and lineups 

 

Friday

Pyramid Stage - Olivia Dean, Dave, Duran Duran, Patti Smith, The Last Dinner Party, Johnny Marr

Other - Deftones, Barry Can’t Swim, Chvrches, Marina, Interpol, Sigrid, MUNA

West Holts - Sault, Cleo Sol, Clipse, Blood Orange, Jasmine Sullivan, Annahstasia

Woodsies - Run the Jewels, Hayley Williams, Modest Mouse, Baxter Dury Antony Szmireck,

Park - Geese, TOMORA, Aldous Harding, Anna Van Hausswolf, Yaya Bey, Dove Elis,

 

Saturday

Pyramid Stage - Foo Fighters, Phoebe Bridges, Skepta, TBA (Flo and Machines), Richard Ashcroft, Alabama Shakes, Belle and Sebastian

Other - Massive Attack, Arlo Parks, Placebo,  Holly Humberstone, Gabriels, Ravyn Lerae, Rachel Chinouri

West Holts - Chaka Khan, Thundercat, Dry Cleaning, Tinariwen, Altin gun, Elmiene, Angine de Poitrine

Woodsies -  My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Cribs, Band of Horses, Sasha Keable

Park - Ethel Cain, Clairo, The Pogues, Cameron Winter, Mandy Indiana, Sea Power, Lauren Auder, TTSSFU

 

Sunday

Pyramid Stage - Harry Styles, The XX, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Bloc Party, Gabrielle 

Other - Little Simz, Robyn, Addison Rae, Counting Crows, Tate McRae, Mac Demarco, Anna Calvi

West Holts - David Byrne, Jim Legxacy, Beverly Copeland, Kojey Radical, Nubiyan Twist, Joshua Idehen

Woodsies - Mitski, Nia Archives, Viagra Boys, Knocked Loose, Lime Garden, Ninjarachi

Park - Super Fury Animals, Spiritualised, Saint Etienne, caroline, The Twilight Sad, Haute and Freddy

 

I dont think these will play that low, given a couple of then have been available to book a few times over now, I'd imagine they would all want higher slots than offered. In FATM case too, I'm not sure why they would accept 4th down Pyramid in a special slot or not, all the recent one's have been 3rd down lowest so 4th starts getting into Burt/Costello territory or extra Legend slot almost rather than a slot known as what say Foos and Pulp took for an hour. I think Glastonbury did wonders getting Pulp in 3rd.

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Found this posted on Reddit earlier. Some great shouts on this one and gives me the false confidence to put Limp Bizkit in my next predictions (get them on the Other Stage next year it would be fantastic).

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5 hours ago, archiegow said:

Found this posted on Reddit earlier. Some great shouts on this one and gives me the false confidence to put Limp Bizkit in my next predictions (get them on the Other Stage next year it would be fantastic).

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Plenty on there for me, I’d take it 

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1 hour ago, Euphoricape said:

Sugar have dates in the UK this year. Where would they fit at Glastonbury if they play? 

Husker Du went down well on the Pyramid in 1986(?), so why not?

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On 04/04/2026 at 16:00, archiegow said:

Found this posted on Reddit earlier. Some great shouts on this one and gives me the false confidence to put Limp Bizkit in my next predictions (get them on the Other Stage next year it would be fantastic).

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Not much into headliners but this is a pretty solid undercard

 

Obviously Witch Fever are far more Leftfield or Strummerville but quite like the idea after they opened up on the struggles of getting a promotion to a slot opening woodsied and a place on the poster.

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From what I saw from the Coachella livestream, I would absolutely love to see the XX, Dijon, Ethel Cain, Slayyyter and Ninajirachi all on the farm next year. I’d even take Sabrina as a potential headliner, she knows how to put on a show!

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On 11/04/2026 at 14:31, archiegow said:

From what I saw from the Coachella livestream, I would absolutely love to see the XX, Dijon, Ethel Cain, Slayyyter and Ninajirachi all on the farm next year. I’d even take Sabrina as a potential headliner, she knows how to put on a show!

 

I thought Slayyyter was really good on the coachella stream 

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29 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

I thought Slayyyter was really good on the coachella stream 

Absolutely, Woodsies would be perfect for her! Also after watching Sombr I’d love to see him on the other stage, he was genuinely terrific!

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On 19/03/2026 at 13:27, Jack H said:

Very Slapdash and please excuse the spelling mistakes but a lil update to my prediction based on new music releases and lineups 

 

Friday

Pyramid Stage - Olivia Dean, Dave, Duran Duran, Patti Smith, The Last Dinner Party, Johnny Marr

Other - Deftones, Barry Can’t Swim, Chvrches, Marina, Interpol, Sigrid, MUNA

West Holts - Sault, Cleo Sol, Clipse, Blood Orange, Jasmine Sullivan, Annahstasia

Woodsies - Run the Jewels, Hayley Williams, Modest Mouse, Baxter Dury Antony Szmireck,

Park - Geese, TOMORA, Aldous Harding, Anna Van Hausswolf, Yaya Bey, Dove Elis,

 

Saturday

Pyramid Stage - Foo Fighters, Phoebe Bridges, Skepta, TBA (Flo and Machines), Richard Ashcroft, Alabama Shakes, Belle and Sebastian

Other - Massive Attack, Arlo Parks, Placebo,  Holly Humberstone, Gabriels, Ravyn Lerae, Rachel Chinouri

West Holts - Chaka Khan, Thundercat, Dry Cleaning, Tinariwen, Altin gun, Elmiene, Angine de Poitrine

Woodsies -  My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Cribs, Band of Horses, Sasha Keable

Park - Ethel Cain, Clairo, The Pogues, Cameron Winter, Mandy Indiana, Sea Power, Lauren Auder, TTSSFU

 

Sunday

Pyramid Stage - Harry Styles, The XX, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Bloc Party, Gabrielle 

Other - Little Simz, Robyn, Addison Rae, Counting Crows, Tate McRae, Mac Demarco, Anna Calvi

West Holts - David Byrne, Jim Legxacy, Beverly Copeland, Kojey Radical, Nubiyan Twist, Joshua Idehen

Woodsies - Mitski, Nia Archives, Viagra Boys, Knocked Loose, Lime Garden, Ninjarachi

Park - Super Fury Animals, Spiritualised, Saint Etienne, caroline, The Twilight Sad, Haute and Freddy

I feel Foos / Massive attack clashing, then Harry Styles and Little Simz makes not much sense. I'd swap MA and Little Simz I think!

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13 hours ago, archiegow said:

Björk just self confirmed a new album for next year, potential West Holts headliner?

 

I think someone like Björk might have the potential to pull a mega size crowd,  id speculate she would have to be a Pyramid afternoon slot. 

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West Holts is probably about the right size for her these days but I suspect she'd want a fairly hefty bag.

 

Pyramid would be a bad idea given she'd have very little chance of entertaining folk who just want to hear the hits like It's Oh So Quiet.

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