2027 Stage Predictions

[mufcok]

A couple of placements well off but yeah, that's pretty strong.

 

Nicely done

[windowpanes]

On 29/04/2026 at 08:32, mufcok said:

A couple of placements well off but yeah, that's pretty strong.

 

Nicely done

 

Which ones ?

[Ben7amin_]

6 hours ago, windowpanes said:

 

Which ones ?

 

IMO - next time they both Tour the UK - Geese & Magdalana bay will be doing so in Arenas - id say they probably both need to be in a better slots - 

 

For also Me Barry Can't Swim could be a West Holts headliner himself rather than a sub, though i think earlier in this topic theres quite a healthy debate on that lol so al opinions are valid. I actually think given he has popped up at the las 3 in some capacity, maybe perhaps he less likely to play 27? 

 

Also I think Little Dragon are not together anymore but the singer is performing as a solo act so maybe switch them for just Yukimi Nagano........  unless of course you know something on this I dont????

 

 

Edited May 2 by Ben7amin_

[mufcok]

8 hours ago, windowpanes said:

 

Which ones ?

 

Geese most definitely, on the current trajectory.

 

Fat Dog and Fcukers as well.

 

Opinions though innit, and it's far more comprehensive than anything I could come up with!

[nikkic]

It’s a great prediction but you can’t have Chaka Khan clashing with Oasis.

 

I won’t accept it!! 

[nikkic]

Also, Barry Can’t Swim is a WH headliner….

[Skip997]

1 hour ago, nikkic said:

It’s a great prediction but you can’t have Chaka Khan clashing with Oasis.

 

I won’t accept it!! 

Of course you can. Keeps all the nutters away from Chaka 

[sisco]

On 28/04/2026 at 19:29, windowpanes said:

Updated and more filled out prediction:

 

Fri

Py: Raye, Sade, Iggy Pop, Ezra Collective, Travis

OS: Massive Attack, Phoebe Bridgers, Zara Larsson, The Kooks, Wunderhorse

WH: Robyn, Caroline Polachek, JID, Soul II Soul, Daniela Lalita

Wo: Hot Chip, Bonobo, Fakemink, Knucks, Dry Cleaning

Pa: Primal Scream, Belle + Sebastian, Angine De Poitrine, Fcukers, Westside Cowboy

 

Sat

Py: Harry Styles, The xx, Missy Elliott, Lily Allen, Mulatu Astatke

OS: The Chemical Brothers, Deftones, EsDeeKid, Tyla, Big Thief

WH: Kano, Dijon, Slayyyter, Geordie Greep, Jill Scott

Wo: My Bloody Valentine, Super Furry Animals, The Last Dinner Party, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon

Pa: Nia Archives, Boards of Canada, Little Dragon, Labi Siffre, Witch

 

Sun

Py: Oasis, Stereophonics, Sombr, Cher, Lianne La Havas

OS: Rosalía, PinkPantheress, Limp Bizkit, Viagra Boys, Geese

WH: Chaka Khan, Barry Can't Swim, De La Soul, Flo, Obongjayar

Wo: Alabama Shakes, Laufey, Klaxons, The Wombats, American Football

Pa: Young Fathers, Patti Smith, Jim Legxacy, Waxahatchee, Fat Dog

Ending a night with The XX and then Kano! Yes please 

[northernangel]

On 28/04/2026 at 19:29, windowpanes said:

Updated and more filled out prediction:

 

Fri

Py: Raye, Sade, Iggy Pop, Ezra Collective, Travis

OS: Massive Attack, Phoebe Bridgers, Zara Larsson, The Kooks, Wunderhorse

WH: Robyn, Caroline Polachek, JID, Soul II Soul, Daniela Lalita

Wo: Hot Chip, Bonobo, Fakemink, Knucks, Dry Cleaning

Pa: Primal Scream, Belle + Sebastian, Angine De Poitrine, Fcukers, Westside Cowboy

 

Sat

Py: Harry Styles, The xx, Missy Elliott, Lily Allen, Mulatu Astatke

OS: The Chemical Brothers, Deftones, EsDeeKid, Tyla, Big Thief

WH: Kano, Dijon, Slayyyter, Geordie Greep, Jill Scott

Wo: My Bloody Valentine, Super Furry Animals, The Last Dinner Party, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon

Pa: Nia Archives, Boards of Canada, Little Dragon, Labi Siffre, Witch

 

Sun

Py: Oasis, Stereophonics, Sombr, Cher, Lianne La Havas

OS: Rosalía, PinkPantheress, Limp Bizkit, Viagra Boys, Geese

WH: Chaka Khan, Barry Can't Swim, De La Soul, Flo, Obongjayar

Wo: Alabama Shakes, Laufey, Klaxons, The Wombats, American Football

Pa: Young Fathers, Patti Smith, Jim Legxacy, Waxahatchee, Fat Dog

 

Robyn, Harry and Oasis finishing. Slimmer pickings that what I woukd like but some good bookings. Cher definitely the best booking on there.

[CantWaitForGlasto22]

I’d take this! As others have said I think Geese would have a bigger slot if playing, and probably same true for Wunderhorse rather than first on OS. I’d like to flip the Park headliners for Friday and Sunday though as would love to see Young Fathers get a headline slot but against Oasis I’d be struggling. 

[sfroml]

On 28/04/2026 at 19:29, windowpanes said:

Updated and more filled out prediction:

 

Fri

Py: Raye, Sade, Iggy Pop, Ezra Collective, Travis

OS: Massive Attack, Phoebe Bridgers, Zara Larsson, The Kooks, Wunderhorse

WH: Robyn, Caroline Polachek, JID, Soul II Soul, Daniela Lalita

Wo: Hot Chip, Bonobo, Fakemink, Knucks, Dry Cleaning

Pa: Primal Scream, Belle + Sebastian, Angine De Poitrine, Fcukers, Westside Cowboy

 

Sat

Py: Harry Styles, The xx, Missy Elliott, Lily Allen, Mulatu Astatke

OS: The Chemical Brothers, Deftones, EsDeeKid, Tyla, Big Thief

WH: Kano, Dijon, Slayyyter, Geordie Greep, Jill Scott

Wo: My Bloody Valentine, Super Furry Animals, The Last Dinner Party, Magdalena Bay, Jacob Alon

Pa: Nia Archives, Boards of Canada, Little Dragon, Labi Siffre, Witch

 

Sun

Py: Oasis, Stereophonics, Sombr, Cher, Lianne La Havas

OS: Rosalía, PinkPantheress, Limp Bizkit, Viagra Boys, Geese

WH: Chaka Khan, Barry Can't Swim, De La Soul, Flo, Obongjayar

Wo: Alabama Shakes, Laufey, Klaxons, The Wombats, American Football

Pa: Young Fathers, Patti Smith, Jim Legxacy, Waxahatchee, Fat Dog

I mean, if Boards of Canda are on the bill that's the ticket price alone worth paying! 😀 

[westholtschic]

On 02/05/2026 at 09:37, nikkic said:

It’s a great prediction but you can’t have Chaka Khan clashing with Oasis.

 

I won’t accept it!! 

Snap

[westholtschic]

Massive Attack

Chemical Brothers

Chaka Khan

great set of headliners for me.

[Skip997]

1 hour ago, westholtschic said:

Massive Attack

Chemical Brothers

Chaka Khan

great set of headliners for me.

Snap 

[Ben7amin_]

Massive Attack, Chemical Brothers, Young Fathers for me 

[Jack H]

Had a go at updating mine now - 

 

Friday

Pyramid Stage -

Olivia Dean, Dave, Ezra Collective, The Last Dinner Party, Kacey Musgraves, Johnny Marr

Other - Deftones, Geese, Chvrches, SOMBR, Marina, Interpol, Sigrid, MUNA

West Holts - Barry Cant Swim, Cleo Sol, Clipse, Blood Orange, Anna Van Hausswolf, Jasmine Sullivan,

Woodsies - Super Fury Animals, Hayley Williams, Modest Mouse, Baxter Dury, Annahstasia, Antony Szmierek

Park - Manic Street Preachers, TOMORA, Westside Cowboy, Aldous Harding, Yaya Bey, Dove Elis

 

Saturday

Pyramid Stage - Foo Fighters, Phoebe Bridges, TBA (Flo and Machines), Alabama Shakes, Belle and Sebastian

Other - Massive Attack, Zara Larsson, Arlo Parks, Placebo,  Holly Humberstone, Ravyn Lerae, Rachel Chinouri

West Holts - David Bryne, Thundercat, Angine de Poitrine, Tinariwen, Altin gun, Elmiene,

Woodsies -  My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Cribs, Dry Cleaning, Keo, Sasha Keable

Park - Ethel Cain, The Pogues, Cameron Winter, Sea Power, Lauren Auder, TTSSFU

 

Sunday

Pyramid Stage - Harry Styles, The XX Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, The Lumineers, Gabriel’s

Other - Rosalia, Addison Rae, Counting Crows, Tate McRae, Mac Demarco, Anna Calvi

West Holts - Robyn, De La Soul, Jim Legxacy, Beverly Copeland, Nubiyan Twist, Joshua Idehen

Woodsies - Mitski, Nia Archives, Slayyter, Knocked Loose, Die Spitz, Lime Garden

Park - Young Fathers, Spiritualised, Haute and Freddy, Caroline, My New Band Believe, Hamish Hawk

[windowpanes]

5 hours ago, CantWaitForGlasto22 said:

I’d take this! As others have said I think Geese would have a bigger slot if playing, and probably same true for Wunderhorse rather than first on OS. I’d like to flip the Park headliners for Friday and Sunday though as would love to see Young Fathers get a headline slot but against Oasis I’d be struggling. 

 

For clarity, I'm not predicting Geese or anyone else 5th down on my prediction to be opening the stage - I'm predicting them to be 5th from top. Just can't be bothered trying to think of a load of smaller artists for each stage each day.

 

5th from top Other stage is roughly 4pm. Same slot as Wet Leg, Weezer and Joy Crookes in 2025.

[Ben7amin_]

For me I'd put Geese as Other stage sub right now. 

 

 

[northernangel]

4 hours ago, Jack H said:

Had a go at updating mine now - 

 

Friday

Pyramid Stage -

Olivia Dean, Dave, Ezra Collective, The Last Dinner Party, Kacey Musgraves, Johnny Marr

Other - Deftones, Geese, Chvrches, SOMBR, Marina, Interpol, Sigrid, MUNA

West Holts - Barry Cant Swim, Cleo Sol, Clipse, Blood Orange, Anna Van Hausswolf, Jasmine Sullivan,

Woodsies - Super Fury Animals, Hayley Williams, Modest Mouse, Baxter Dury, Annahstasia, Antony Szmierek

Park - Manic Street Preachers, TOMORA, Westside Cowboy, Aldous Harding, Yaya Bey, Dove Elis

 

Saturday

Pyramid Stage - Foo Fighters, Phoebe Bridges, TBA (Flo and Machines), Alabama Shakes, Belle and Sebastian

Other - Massive Attack, Zara Larsson, Arlo Parks, Placebo,  Holly Humberstone, Ravyn Lerae, Rachel Chinouri

West Holts - David Bryne, Thundercat, Angine de Poitrine, Tinariwen, Altin gun, Elmiene,

Woodsies -  My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Cribs, Dry Cleaning, Keo, Sasha Keable

Park - Ethel Cain, The Pogues, Cameron Winter, Sea Power, Lauren Auder, TTSSFU

 

Sunday

Pyramid Stage - Harry Styles, The XX Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, The Lumineers, Gabriel’s

Other - Rosalia, Addison Rae, Counting Crows, Tate McRae, Mac Demarco, Anna Calvi

West Holts - Robyn, De La Soul, Jim Legxacy, Beverly Copeland, Nubiyan Twist, Joshua Idehen

Woodsies - Mitski, Nia Archives, Slayyter, Knocked Loose, Die Spitz, Lime Garden

Park - Young Fathers, Spiritualised, Haute and Freddy, Caroline, My New Band Believe, Hamish Hawk

 

Manics, Harry and Foos would be decent. It wouldn't be a lineup though that would make me gutted not to have a ticket

[foolee]

19 hours ago, Jack H said:

Had a go at updating mine now - 

 

Friday

Pyramid Stage -

Olivia Dean, Dave, Ezra Collective, The Last Dinner Party, Kacey Musgraves, Johnny Marr

Other - Deftones, Geese, Chvrches, SOMBR, Marina, Interpol, Sigrid, MUNA

West Holts - Barry Cant Swim, Cleo Sol, Clipse, Blood Orange, Anna Van Hausswolf, Jasmine Sullivan,

Woodsies - Super Fury Animals, Hayley Williams, Modest Mouse, Baxter Dury, Annahstasia, Antony Szmierek

Park - Manic Street Preachers, TOMORA, Westside Cowboy, Aldous Harding, Yaya Bey, Dove Elis

 

Saturday

Pyramid Stage - Foo Fighters, Phoebe Bridges, TBA (Flo and Machines), Alabama Shakes, Belle and Sebastian

Other - Massive Attack, Zara Larsson, Arlo Parks, Placebo,  Holly Humberstone, Ravyn Lerae, Rachel Chinouri

West Holts - David Bryne, Thundercat, Angine de Poitrine, Tinariwen, Altin gun, Elmiene,

Woodsies -  My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Cribs, Dry Cleaning, Keo, Sasha Keable

Park - Ethel Cain, The Pogues, Cameron Winter, Sea Power, Lauren Auder, TTSSFU

 

Sunday

Pyramid Stage - Harry Styles, The XX, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, The Lumineers, Gabriel’s

Other - Rosalia, Addison Rae, Counting Crows, Tate McRae, Mac Demarco, Anna Calvi

West Holts - Robyn, De La Soul, Jim Legxacy, Beverly Copeland, Nubiyan Twist, Joshua Idehen

Woodsies - Mitski, Nia Archives, Slayyter, Knocked Loose, Die Spitz, Lime Garden

Park - Young Fathers, Spiritualised, Haute and Freddy, Caroline, My New Band Believe, Hamish Hawk

Would be very happy with this! 

[archiegow]

Few small updates:

 

Friday:

Pyramid - Olivia Dean, YUNGBLUD, TBA (Florence + The Machine), Jessie Ware, Billy Ocean, Kingfishr

Other - Massive Attack, Zara Larsson, Geese, Interpol, Arlo Parks, Sigrid

West Holts - Run The Jewels, Clipse, FLO, Tinie Tempah, Sudan Archives, Sasha Keable

Woodsies - Suede, CHVRCHES, Slayyyter, Lambrini Girls, The Warning, Keo, Ninajirachi

The Park - Ethel Cain, The Beta Band, Patti Smith, SIENNA SPIRO, Westside Cowboy, Florence Road, Brogeal 

 
Saturday:

Pyramid - Harry Styles, The XX, Phoebe Bridgers, Laufey, The Last Dinner Party, Skye Newman

Other - Rosalia, Deftones, Beck, Addison Rae, The Wombats, Holly Humberstone

West Holts - Robyn, Magdalena Bay, De La Soul, Kojey Radical, Mabel, Jill Scott, Daniela Lalita

Woodsies - The War On Drugs, Klaxons, TOMORA, Maisie Peters, MUNA, South Arcade, Oklou

The Park - Super Furry Animals, Dijon, Yard Act, Lykke Li, Gurriers, Wednesday, Erin LeCount

Sunday:

Pyramid - Oasis, Stereophonics, Lily Allen, Robbie Williams, Kacey Musgraves, Jessie J

Other - Tame Impala, Sombr, Limp Bizkit, Alabama Shakes, EsDeeKid, Wunderhorse

West Holts - Barry Can't Swim, Baby Keem, Jim Legxacy, Angine de Poitrine, Femi Kuti, Rose Gray

Woodsies - Mitski, Hayley Williams, The Cribs, Knocked Loose, fakemink, Die Spitz

The Park - Belle & Sebastian, Boards of Canada, Snail Mail, Jacob Alon, Labi Siffre, Overpass 

[Ben7amin_]

Took advantage of a slow week at work to have a go!  its quite tough filling these out - thrown a few absolutely wild suggestions in their lol.

 

PYRAMID FRI

FONTAINS DC, DAVE, LILLY ALLEN, CATFISH & THE BOTTLEMEN, CYPRESS HILL ,SKYE NEWMAN, BASTILE

 

OTHER FRI 

ROSALIA, BABY KEEM, JESSIE REYEZ, LEON BRIDGES, LOTTERY WINNERS, SHAME, REEF, MEUTE

 

WEST HOLTS FRI 

SIGUR ROS, STEFFLON DON, DELTRON 3030, KENYA GRACE, OBONGJAYAR, JOSHUA, IDEAN, PROTOJE, UNCLE WAFFLES

 

WOODSIES FRI

PENDULUM, ASHINIKKO, MARIAH THE SCIENTIST, SLAYYYTER, FUJI KAZE, PURESSENCE, BIG SPECIAL, TYLER BALLGAME, LIP CRITIC

 

PARK FRI

FKA TWIGGS, CLIPSE, METRIC, MICHAEL SHANNON & JASON NARDUCY, 

DRY CLEANING, STEREOLAB, YUKIMI NAGANO, ADULT DVD, LITTLE GRANDAD

 

PYRAMID SAT

HARRY STYLES, THE XX, TBA (FLORENCE & THE MACHINE), BILLY OCEAN, SUGARBABES, JOAN JETT, THE CHARLATANS

 

OTHER SAT

CHASE & STATUS (LIVE), SEX PISTOLS WITH FRANK CARTER, TEMS, KINGFISHR, VIAGRA BOYS, WHITE LIES, GRACE IVES, SHE"S GOT BRASS

 

WEST HOLTS  SAT

CENTRAL CEE, EVE, SAMPA THE GREAT, HOLLY COOK, KWN, IBBIO SOUND MACHINE, DANIELA LALITA, ORCHESTRA BAOBAB

 

WOODSIES SAT

INTERPOL, THE BIG PUSH, THE RAPTURE, EVERYTHING EVERYTHING, YONAKA, LEIGH ANNE PINNCOCK, GO GO PENGUIN, LIME GARDEN, TOOTH

 

PARK SAT

MADGALANA BAY, PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCASTING, ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, L'ENTERLOUP, NEW DAD, RATBOYS, HEARTWORMS, ISHMAEL ENSEMBLE, THE UNTHANKS

 

PYRAMID SUN

SABRINA CARPENTER, DURAN DURAN, MOBY, STEVIE NICKS, ZARA LARRSON, THE MARIAS, ALEX JAMES BRIT POP CLASSICAL

 

OTHER SUN 

DEFTONES, GEESE, SOMBR, SUKI WATERHOUSE, TRAVIS, THE ENEMY, LUVCAT, GRIFF

 

WEST HOLTS SUN

ROBYN, ROYKSOPP, ANGINE DE POTRINE, ODEAL, BCUC, DIGABLE PLANETS, SHABAKA HUTCHINGS, JAMZ SUPERNOVA

 

WOODSIES SUN

 FOSTER THE PEOPLE, KLAXONS, HAYLEY WILLIAMS, ANNA CALVI, FLORENCE ROAD, JENNY BETH, MAN/WOMAN/CHAINSAW, HOTWAX, EMERGING TALENT COMPETITION WINNERS

 

PARK SUN

SUEDE, BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB, DANIEL AVERY (LIVE FULL BAND), LOS BITCHOS, WEDNESDAY, BETH ORTON, VIOLET GROHL, PANIC SHACK

Edited May 7 by Ben7amin_

[mufcok]

6 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

Took advantage of a slow week at work to have a go!  its quite tough filling these out - thrown a few absolutely wild suggestions in their lol.

 

PYRAMID FRI

FONTAINS DC, DAVE, LILLY ALLEN, CATFISH & THE BOTTLEMEN, CYPRESS HILL ,SKYE NEWMAN, BASTILE

 

OTHER FRI 

ROSALIA, BABY KEEM, JESSIE REYEZ, LEON BRIDGES, LOTTERY WINNERS, SHAME, REEF, MEUTE

 

WEST HOLTS FRI 

SIGUR ROS, STEFFLON DON, DELTRON 3030, KENYA GRACE, OBONGJAYAR, JOSHUA, IDEAN, PROTOJE, UNCLE WAFFLES

 

WOODSIES FRI

PENDULUM, ASHINIKKO, MARIAH THE SCIENTIST, SLAYYYTER, FUJI KAZE, PURESSENCE, BIG SPECIAL, TYLER BALLGAME, LIP CRITIC

 

PARK FRI

FKA TWIGGS, CLIPSE, METRIC, MICHAEL SHANNON & JASON NARDUCY, 

DRY CLEANING, STEREOLAB, YUKIMI NAGANO, ADULT DVD, LITTLE GRANDAD

 

PYRAMID SAT

HARRY STYLES, THE XX, TBA (FLORENCE & THE MACHINE), BILLY OCEAN, SUGARBABES, JOAN JETT, THE CHARLATANS

 

OTHER SAT

CHASE & STATUS (LIVE), SEX PISTOLS WITH FRANK CARTER, TEMS, KINGFISHR, VIAGRA BOYS, WHITE LIES, GRACE IVES, SHE"S GOT BRASS

 

WEST HOLTS  SAT

CENTRAL CEE, EVE, SAMPA THE GREAT, HOLLY COOK, KWN, IBBIO SOUND MACHINE, DANIELA LALITA, ORCHESTRA BAOBAB

 

WOODSIES SAT

INTERPOL, THE BIG PUSH, THE RAPTURE, EVERYTHING EVERYTHING, YONAKA, LEIGH ANNE PINNCOCK, GO GO PENGUIN, LIME GARDEN, TOOTH

 

PARK SAT

MADGALANA BAY, PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCASTING, ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, L'ENTERLOUP, NEW DAD, RATBOYS, HEARTWORMS, ISHMAEL ENSEMBLE, THE UNTHANKS

 

PYRAMID SUN

SABRINA CARPENTER, DURAN DURAN, MOBY, STEVIE NICKS, ZARA LARRSON, THE MARIAS, ALEX JAMES BRIT POP CLASSICAL

 

OTHER SUN 

DEFTONES, GEESE, SOMBR, SUKI WATERHOUSE, TRAVIS, THE ENEMY, LUVCAT, GRIFF

 

WEST HOLTS SUN

ROBYN, ROYKSOPP, ANGINE DE POTRINE, ODEAL, BCUC, DIGABLE PLANETS, SHABAKA HUTCHINGS, JAMZ SUPERNOVA

 

WOODSIES SUN

 FOSTER THE PEOPLE, KLAXONS, HAYLEY WILLIAMS, ANNA CALVI, FLORENCE ROAD, JENNY BETH, MAN/WOMAN/CHAINSAW, HOTWAX, EMERGING TALENT COMPETITION WINNERS

 

PARK SUN

SUEDE, BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB, DANIEL AVERY (LIVE FULL BAND), LOS BITCHOS, WEDNESDAY, BETH ORTON, VIOLET GROHL, PANIC SHACK

 

BRMC. Stop that right now!

 

The dream

[Ben7amin_]

4 minutes ago, mufcok said:

 

BRMC. Stop that right now!

 

The dream

 

It been 24 years since they last played - I think they are due 😉

Edited May 7 by Ben7amin_

[AVALON.G]

1 hour ago, mufcok said:

 

BRMC. Stop that right now!

 

 

 

SINGS......     "We don't know where to stop"