Headliners 2023

[Sketchead]

Personally think The Car would've been a much stronger album if it was majority like Sculptures.

Mirrorball and Sculptures are great. Hello You and Perfect Sense are good. The rest is totally forgettable, sadly. A couple of tracks are even, in my mind, absolutely mindbogglingly woeful.

And I'm saying this as a huge fan that's seen them live more times than I can remember!

Edited February 4, 2023 by Sketchead

[1MessageAgainDoneLeak]

I work within the industry and saw a leak yesterday, shocked myself, will answer what questions I can:

this is from memory so there may be some minor day mistakes, but every act is playing 

 

FRIDAY 

Main/Arctics - Pulp - The Black Keys

 

Other/Sam Smith 

 

WH/Aitch 

 

John Peel/ Royal Blood 

 

SATURDAY

Main/GNR - Lewis Capaldi - Lizzo-Becky Hill

 

 

Other/Prodigy-Pendulum

 

WH/Death Grips

 

John Peel/Rosalia

 

SUNDAY

Main/Elton - The 1975 - Tom Grennan - The Spice Girls

 

 

Other/Queens Of The Stone Age 

 

WH/Razorlight

 

 

John Peel/ Iggy Pop

 

 

ARCADIA 

Fred Again…-Skrillex -Four Tet 

[Pr0paneNightm4re]

Yeah, definitely no

[Havors]

Razorlight on West Holts? 😄 

[gfa]

10 minutes ago, 1MessageAgainDoneLeak said:

 

I work within the industry and saw a leak yesterday, shocked myself, will answer what questions I can:

this is from memory so there may be some minor day mistakes, but every act is playing 

 

FRIDAY 

Main/Arctics - Pulp - The Black Keys

 

Other/Sam Smith 

 

WH/Aitch 

 

John Peel/ Royal Blood 

 

SATURDAY

Main/GNR - Lewis Capaldi - Lizzo-Becky Hill

 

 

Other/Prodigy-Pendulum

 

WH/Death Grips

 

John Peel/Rosalia

 

SUNDAY

Main/Elton - The 1975 - Tom Grennan - The Spice Girls

 

 

Other/Queens Of The Stone Age 

 

WH/Razorlight

 

 

John Peel/ Iggy Pop

 

 

ARCADIA 

Fred Again…-Skrillex -Four Tet 

Makes zero sense it would be 4/5 main stages and then arcadia lol

Tom Grennan 3rd down 😂

[Hugh Jass II]

Spice Girls are not playing.

As has been previously discussed there is absolutely no way Mel C would be allowed to fly to Romania and back for a DJ set on the eve of them doing the biggest gig of their careers.

[4AssedMonkey]

6 minutes ago, Havors said:

Razorlight on West Holts? 😄 

Yep, that's the obvious deal breaker on this info.  Some of it's a stretch but no way on earth is this happening.

[Quark]

The thought of Iggy Pop vs Elton makes me sad.

[Hugh Jass II]

Just now, Quark said:

The thought of Iggy Pop vs Elton makes me sad.

Good job it hasn't happening then...

[TGCarr]

That fake is to good to be true

[gfa]

4 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Spice Girls are not playing.

As has been previously discussed there is absolutely no way Mel C would be allowed to fly to Romania and back for a DJ set on the eve of them doing the biggest gig of their careers.

Is she defo playing saturday in Romania? i tried their website when it was first announced but couldn't figure out the day

[MrRadioactiveCake]

Not a chance they’d clash Royal Blood with Arctics either 

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Good job it hasn't happening then...

If stuff that was never going to happen other than in my head didn't make me sad, I would be a far happier soul 😄 

[BenG92]

Not taking it on but if Prodigy / Death Grips / Rosalia clashed I'd have absolutely no idea what to do.

Edited February 8, 2023 by BenG92

[Hugh Jass II]

1 minute ago, gfa said:

Is she defo playing saturday in Romania? i tried their website when it was first announced but couldn't figure out the day

Even if it’s the Thursday or Friday would she really take that gig if SG were playing GF Sunday?

Pretty sure their management wouldn’t allow it.

[Havors]

3 minutes ago, MrRadioactiveCake said:

Not a chance they’d clash Royal Blood with Arctics either 

Yeah more likely to sub for them tbh.... i bloody hope so anyway! what a shitter of a clash that would be 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

These industry insiders with one post do get the conversation going though, don't they? 

Of course the placements are all well-off, but I reckon the vast majority of names are correct and I'd be happy with the ones that are realistic.

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

These industry insiders with one post do get the conversation going though, don't they? 

Of course the placements are all well-off, but I reckon the vast majority of names are correct and I'd be happy with the ones that are realistic.

Let's be honest, it's far more constructive chat when things like this pop up. Even if they do prove to be nonsense it's far preferable to, y'know, some of the other stuff.

Edited February 8, 2023 by Quark

[leath02]

Amazed how seriously people are taking this

[Guest]

nothing to see here folks

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

Let's be honest, it's far more constructive chat when things like this pop up. Even if they do prove to be nonsense it's far preferable to, y'know, some of the other stuff.

Totally agree.

We'll soon find out within the next month or so. Knowing who's touring and who's already ruled out, it's relatively easy to determine who's likely to appear across the weekend. It's the stage and slot that is the difficult part to predict! Of course there'll be a few curveballs in there too! Another few weeks and we move into exciting territory...

[leath02]

The fact this person is calling The Pyramid Stage, 'Main' 

 

[Crazyfool01]

Yeah like that jp editors stuff … I’ve since found out from 2 people that there was little/ no interaction with the crowd and from what they heard nothing mentioning glastonbury … however there is a reasonable chance they appear so if take the placement with a pinch of salt tbh 

[leath02]

this smacks of someone just reading the forums and just posting the acts which are being discussed and no one outside of those

which then kinda acts as a confirmation bias and makes it look reasonably believable 

there's no way we've guessed all the top line names
 

[JonSnow]

I've seen enough Would I Lie to you to know that calling Razorlight to headline the West Holts stage is so far fetched, illogical, bizarre and unlikely that it must be true.

Much like Kevin Bridges accidently buying that horse