2024 Headliners

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

Already rocketing towards the ‘too big to agree to the paycheck’ territory that Taylor once occupied and Bruno Mars still does. Emily needs to pull some strings and get it done. 

Bruno Mars? 😂 I don’t think Glasto would be that arsed 

[northernangel]

3 hours ago, Neil said:

corrected for you, there's nowt lower than this year's dross.

Why did you go then after whinging for so long about it?, and then be like....oooh thanks for the ticket!

Thank god you've passed this forum onto someone else as you continue to try and suck the life out of it. 

[Neil]

1 minute ago, northernangel said:

Why did you go then after whinging for so long about it?, and then be like....oooh thanks for the ticket!

i locked  myself in (before i'd realised -  and like most of my visits to the farm,  I swerved the pyramid headliners.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, northernangel said:

Thank god you've passed this forum onto someone else as you continue to try and suck the life out of it. 

which you do my not allowing genuine comment.

[Neil]

17 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Bruno Mars? 😂 I don’t think Glasto would be that arsed 

they're happy o book shite, we all know it. 😛 

[Rose-Colored Boy]

19 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Bruno Mars? 😂 I don’t think Glasto would be that arsed 

Maybe not but he’s the best male pop star on the planet in a live setting, other than Justin Timberlake whose time has almost certainly been and gone.  

[Neil]

5 minutes ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

he’s the best male pop star

the sort of act Glastonbury hasn't chosen to have as headliner.

Edited September 19, 2023 by Neil

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

Maybe not but he’s the best male pop star on the planet in a live setting, other than Justin Timberlake whose time has almost certainly been and gone.  

What about The Weeknd

[Rose-Colored Boy]

1 minute ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

What about The Weeknd

I prefer to pretend he doesn’t exist for the sake of my sanity but yes he’s up there too. Anyway Liv is headed towards that tier at bullet train speed, is my point. 2025 might end up being too late. 

[GrumpyRaver]

10 hours ago, Neil said:

which you do my not allowing genuine comment.

Like ripping into anyone who posts a genuine comment about thinking GnR aren’t the worst band that have ever existing and constantly shouting them down?

[aj6658]

10 hours ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

I prefer to pretend he doesn’t exist for the sake of my sanity but yes he’s up there too. Anyway Liv is headed towards that tier at bullet train speed, is my point. 2025 might end up being too late. 

Two albums, one tour under her belt so far

 

Can we stop with this hyperbole 

[Hugh Jass II]

Me: "You know, I've not read the eFests headliner thread for a while. Might look in and see what's being said...."

See Foals chat.

<Logs out again>

Edited September 20, 2023 by Hugh Jass II

[Neil]

2 hours ago, GrumpyRaver said:

Like ripping into anyone who posts a genuine comment about thinking GnR aren’t the worst band that have ever existing and constantly shouting them down?

r'n'r  are the worst band to headline glasto, the rest is your projection.

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

18 hours ago, crumbler said:

Think this would probably be the worst set of headliners since 2002

Yeah, was more of a parody-predo. Think one punt is fine, e.g. Dave or O-Rod, but together it seems very weak. Foals I don't think would be asked unless Glasto was desperate and no other options were available. 

Dave/Coldplay/Dua, or, O-Rod/Rhianna/Dua would be better, or something along those lines would be better.

[stuie]

4 minutes ago, Neil said:

r'n'r  are the worst band to headline glasto, the rest is your projection.

Jesus Christ man. Are you still going on about gnr? 😂

[Neil]

1 minute ago, stuie said:

Jesus Christ man. Are you still going on about gnr? 😂

you still denying they're l dreadful?

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

GnR were awesome fun. Elton was an all-timer.

Only Arctics objectively lived up to their reputation as being dross, going through the motions etc.

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

12 hours ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

Maybe not but he’s the best male pop star on the planet in a live setting, other than Justin Timberlake whose time has almost certainly been and gone.  

Weeknd, Harry Styles, heck, even Robbie Williams would go down better than BM.

[thatTFBguy]

19 minutes ago, MEGATRONICMEATWAGON said:

GnR were awesome fun. Elton was an all-timer.

Only Arctics objectively lived up to their reputation as being dross, going through the motions etc.

I skipped GnR for Lana Del Late and missed Elton for Phoenix (no regrets!), so seems a really drew the short straw seeing catching such a subpar AM! 

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

10 minutes ago, thatTFBguy said:

I skipped GnR for Lana Del Late and missed Elton for Phoenix (no regrets!), so seems a really drew the short straw seeing catching such a subpar AM! 

Difficult decisions require bold calls. Just a shame LDR was late!

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

2 hours ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Me: "You know, I've not read the eFests headliner thread for a while. Might look in and see what's being said...."

See Foals chat.

<Logs out again>

Wait until Tame Impala's name gets thrown into the ring, lol.

[El Weirdo]

1 hour ago, stuie said:

Jesus Christ man. Are you still going on about gnr? 😂

No, it's rest and recuperation he's after now.

[danbailey80]

Wow. Haven't bothered reading here for a while. I come on and it's still the same....

Foals (not) headlining and GnR being sh*t. 

🥱🥱🥱🥱

 

 

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, danbailey80 said:

Wow. Haven't bothered reading here for a while. I come on and it's still the same....

Foals (not) headlining and GnR being sh*t. 

🥱🥱🥱🥱

 

 

for about 5 pages hardly a disaster in the scheme of things although the GNR thing has been well and truly overdone now ... as its this years thread and they aren't coming back so kind of not relevant ?!!  suggestions for this year though you are more than welcome to make 

[maelzoid]

2 hours ago, Neil said:

r'n'r  are the worst band to headline glasto, the rest is your projection.

They weren't even the worst band to headline in '23...

[northernangel]

20 hours ago, Neil said:

i locked  myself in (before i'd realised -  and like most of my visits to the farm,  I swerved the pyramid headliners.

 

 

 

which you do my not allowing genuine comment.

Absolute bullshit! You don't lock yourself into anything. If you decide you're not going then there is a ticket date for that regardless of where you are on site. Stop talking trash!

 

Your second comment makes no sense. 

Glastonbury and this forum will be a lot better moving forward without you involved.