2023 Stage Predictions

[Gnomicide]

This fella may be onto something. Maybe because he's selling (probably dodgy) hospitality tickets, he's in the know.

Good to see Pixies getting two slots and One Direction reforming.

[Matt42]

3 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

This fella may be onto something. Maybe because he's selling (probably dodgy) hospitality tickets, he's in the know.

Good to see Pixies getting two slots and One Direction reforming.

@ Somerset live

[VCK]

9 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

This fella may be onto something. Maybe because he's selling (probably dodgy) hospitality tickets, he's in the know.

Good to see Pixies getting two slots and One Direction reforming.

Death Grips? At Glastonbury? When there's no evidence of them doing anything next year?

[FloorFiller]

7 hours ago, VCK said:

Death Grips? At Glastonbury? When there's no evidence of them doing anything next year?

Yes, that’s the unrealistic thing about that poster. 

[GrumpyRaver]

Brian Eno (dj set) and Chemical Brothers b2b Orbital… 😂

[Guest]

 

18 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

This fella may be onto something. Maybe because he's selling (probably dodgy) hospitality tickets, he's in the know.

Good to see Pixies getting two slots and One Direction reforming.

lol at the Sun Kil Moon first announced back after being outed as a rapist to be Glastonbury. it's almost as if this mock up went out if its way to wrong 

[GrumpyRaver]

38 minutes ago, scatteredscreens said:

 

lol at the Sun Kil Moon first announced back after being outed as a rapist to be Glastonbury. it's almost as if this mock up went out if its way to wrong 

He only wants to rip off idiots, not genuine Glastoheads. Clearly loved the farm.

[gfa]

Chems b2b Orbital would be absolutely class! Would love to see some dance headlining the pyramid jokes aside

[Guest]

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Jorja Smith, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Wet Leg
OS: Lizzo, Rosalía, Paloma Faith, Suede, Holly Humberstone
WH: Loyle Carner, Mahalia, Floating Points (Live)
JP: PJ Harvey, Alabama Shakes, Everything Everything
Pa: Fred Again, 100 Gecs, Marcus Mumford

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Paolo Nutini, Erykah Badu, Becky Hill
OS: J Hus, Lewis Capaldi, Camila Cabello, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rina Sawayama
WH: LCD Soundsystem, Young Fathers, Danny Brown
JP: Lily Allen, Willow, PinkPantheress
Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Goldfrapp, Hiatus Kaiyote

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, BlackPink, Roxy Music, Michael Kiwanuka
OS: The Prodigy, London Grammar, The War on Drugs, Aitch, DMAs
WH: FKA twigs, Buddy Guy, Sault
JP: Two Door Cinema Club, Maggie Rogers, Alvvays
Pa: Sharon Van Etten, Bauhaus, Noname

[Matt42]

22 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Jorja Smith, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Wet Leg
OS: Lizzo, Rosalía, Paloma Faith, Suede, Holly Humberstone
WH: Loyle Carner, Mahalia, Floating Points (Live)
JP: PJ Harvey, Alabama Shakes, Everything Everything
Pa: Fred Again, 100 Gecs, Marcus Mumford

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Paolo Nutini, Erykah Badu, Becky Hill
OS: J Hus, Lewis Capaldi, Camila Cabello, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rina Sawayama
WH: LCD Soundsystem, Young Fathers, Danny Brown
JP: Lily Allen, Willow, PinkPantheress
Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Goldfrapp, Hiatus Kaiyote

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, BlackPink, Roxy Music, Michael Kiwanuka
OS: The Prodigy, London Grammar, The War on Drugs, Aitch, DMAs
WH: FKA twigs, Buddy Guy, Sault
JP: Two Door Cinema Club, Maggie Rogers, Alvvays
Pa: Sharon Van Etten, Bauhaus, Noname

Tbh this would be nice. I’d take it. Although some of the days where the entire other stage is female acts doesn’t look that likely. 

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

28 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Jorja Smith, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Wet Leg
OS: Lizzo, Rosalía, Paloma Faith, Suede, Holly Humberstone
WH: Loyle Carner, Mahalia, Floating Points (Live)
JP: PJ Harvey, Alabama Shakes, Everything Everything
Pa: Fred Again, 100 Gecs, Marcus Mumford

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Paolo Nutini, Erykah Badu, Becky Hill
OS: J Hus, Lewis Capaldi, Camila Cabello, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rina Sawayama
WH: LCD Soundsystem, Young Fathers, Danny Brown
JP: Lily Allen, Willow, PinkPantheress
Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Goldfrapp, Hiatus Kaiyote

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, BlackPink, Roxy Music, Michael Kiwanuka
OS: The Prodigy, London Grammar, The War on Drugs, Aitch, DMAs
WH: FKA twigs, Buddy Guy, Sault
JP: Two Door Cinema Club, Maggie Rogers, Alvvays
Pa: Sharon Van Etten, Bauhaus, Noname

These headliner clashes each day would be traumatically unfair. 

[Guest]

16 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Tbh this would be nice. I’d take it. Although some of the days where the entire other stage is female acts doesn’t look that likely. 

None of them are entirely women? 

[Matt42]

Just now, SomeoneListeningIn said:

None of them are entirely women? 

Must have glanced over Suede

[Guest]

Just now, Matt42 said:

Must have glanced over Suede

Just swap Paloma Faith and The War on Drugs round, that’s probs a bit more realistic/spread out.

[VCK]

FRIDAY
PYRAMID: Arctic Monkeys / Halsey / Royal Blood / Jorja Smith / Michael Kiwanuka / Passenger / Hayseed Dixie
OTHER: Lizzo / Yungblud / Joy Crookes / DMAs / The Gaslight Anthem
WEST HOLTS: Anderson .Paak 
JOHN PEEL: Aitch
PARK: Manic Street Preachers

SATURDAY
PYRAMID: Guns N' Roses / Paramore / Lil Nas X / Dermott Kennedy / Rina Sawayama / Gary Clark Jr
OTHER: The Prodigy / KSI / Bastille / Beabadoobee / Holly Humberstone
WEST HOLTS: Mabel
JOHN PEEL: The Wombats
PARK: Yeah Yeah Yeahs

SUNDAY
PYRAMID: Elton John / Pulp / Gwen Stefani / Roxy Music / Phoebe Bridgers / Seasick Steve / The Wurzels
OTHER: Queens Of The Stone Age / Courteeners / Central Cee / Sigrid / Pale Waves
WEST HOLTS: Nas
JOHN PEEL: Bloc Party
PARK: Pavement

Edited October 29, 2022 by VCK

[leath02]

@VCK KSI will never play glasto 

[gfa]

33 minutes ago, leath02 said:

@VCK KSI will never play glasto 

I would be a lot of money that he plays next year or 2024 - potentially even both.

[leath02]

11 minutes ago, gfa said:

I would be a lot of money that he plays next year or 2024 - potentially even both.

He is not a serious act 

[gfa]

50 minutes ago, leath02 said:

He is not a serious act 

1. thats your opinion, plenty of people would take him seriously (not fussed myself to be honest, would never see him)

2. does that even matter? non 'serious' acts have been booked before

[Skip997]

6 hours ago, gfa said:

1. thats your opinion, plenty of people would take him seriously (not fussed myself to be honest, would never see him)

2. does that even matter? non 'serious' acts have been booked before

This is very true and plenty of them.

[MaxPower]

2 hours ago, Skip997 said:

This is very true and plenty of them.

Yeah the festival is absolutely not opposed to an unserious act - in 2022 we had Kurupt FM on Arcadia and (no offence to those who celebrate…) Sleaford Mods on West Holts.

And that’s not even what KSI is anymore (even if he’s shite) - he’s a big act with Gen Z in the UK with two back to back UK number 1 albums and 7 UK top 10 singles.

Edited October 30, 2022 by MaxPower

[gfa]

7 minutes ago, MaxPower said:

Yeah the festival is absolutely not opposed to an unserious act - in 2022 we had Kurupt FM on Arcadia and (no offence to those who celebrate…) Sleaford Mods on West Holts.

And that’s not even what KSI is anymore (even if he’s shite) - he’s a big act with Gen Z in the UK with two back to back UK number 1 albums and 7 UK top 10 singles.

KSI has big songs with reputable artists too - kurupt fm certainly cannot say they have that

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

9 hours ago, gfa said:

KSI has big songs with reputable artists too - kurupt fm certainly cannot say they have that

You don't need big songs when you have the greatest MC in the galaxy 

[Skip997]

10 hours ago, MaxPower said:

Yeah the festival is absolutely not opposed to an unserious act - in 2022 we had Kurupt FM on Arcadia and (no offence to those who celebrate…) Sleaford Mods on West Holts.

And that’s not even what KSI is anymore (even if he’s shite) - he’s a big act with Gen Z in the UK with two back to back UK number 1 albums and 7 UK top 10 singles.

The most serious act about at the moment.

[Guy Incognito]

20 hours ago, leath02 said:

@VCK KSI will never play glasto 

They booked him in Silver Hayes one of the years before covid. Pulled out becusse he felt like he deserved a bigger stage.