CATS

[H.M.V]

So, Cats. Has anyone dared go and see it? How was Taylor? How bad is it really? 

I don't want to go but himself is threatening and wondering how high I'd have to be. 

[Bisque]

I’m not going to watch it until I’ve had 8 gin & tonics, some diazepam & it’s free to watch on IFE on a long flight.

Probably not as bad as it looks in the trailers.

[marathonsteve]

I have seen the show at the theatre a few times over the years which was very good. I think you can still get it on DVDs or stream it.  The film didn't seem to get good reviews by the critics . Maybe there right but then again they may be wrong.

[Matt42]

I thought this was going to be another les Mis so I’ve promised the parents we will go and see it before new year.

Have I committed to a bad thing?

[ian the worm]

Saw it open in 1981 and I know the entire musical line by line as we had the cassette in the car for 10 years.  But I don’t dare to watch this film. Apparently the female cat/people have CGI hairy breasts. 
 

[H.M.V]

It's also got James Corden in it. 

[Bisque]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

It's also got James Corden in it. 

Isn’t he proper fat in it too?

[CaledonianGonzo]

I have seen this movie.

[BlueDaze]

8 hours ago, ian the worm said:

Saw it open in 1981 and I know the entire musical line by line as we had the cassette in the car for 10 years.  But I don’t dare to watch this film. Apparently the female cat/people have CGI hairy breasts. 
 

tbf, we all have the the capability of CGI hairy breasts

Edited December 22, 2019 by BlueDaze
poor grammar!

[BlueDaze]

57 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

It's also got James Corden in it. 

 

56 minutes ago, Bisque said:

Isn’t he proper fat in it too?

I am assuming (per @ian the worm) he is CGI fat...

and besides, Lizzo was fat on West Holts this summer and i dont believe that detracted from her performance...

[priest17]

I haven't ever seen the stage show and I hate musicals. I work in animation though so I've gotta see the car crash and appreciate what goes on. The internet has spoilt themselves getting Sonic redesigned which, despite looking a whole lot better, effectively put the final nail in that studios coffin and shut it down 

[AlParkin03]

I went earlier this afternoon.

 

No comment.

[priest17]

I did go and see star wars though which was so mediocre I wish I had seen cats. I would've needed a second bottle of wine though maybe

[H.M.V]

1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

I have seen this movie.

And? 

[Smeble]

3 hours ago, Bisque said:

Isn’t he proper fat in it too?

What has that got to do with anything?

[Smeble]

2 hours ago, BlueDaze said:

 

I am assuming (per @ian the worm) he is CGI fat...

and besides, Lizzo was fat on West Holts this summer and i dont believe that detracted from her performance...

Why would it? She was also black on west holts, so what!

Edited December 22, 2019 by Smeble

[Bisque]

22 minutes ago, Smeble said:

What has that got to do with anything?

He looks fat in the trailer?

[BlueDaze]

4 hours ago, Smeble said:

Why would it? She was also black on west holts, so what!

i think you answered your own question, and my point, in the post above... Good job! 👍

[BlueDaze]

4 hours ago, Bisque said:

He looks fat in the trailer?

now they are keeping fat people in trailers..... this is getting worse.

[ian the worm]

Hang on, James Cordon plays a cat called Bustopher Jones. The whole point of Bustopher Jones is that he is a fat cat.  Here are the lyrics to his poem....

Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones. In fact, he's remarkably fat. He doesn't haunt pubs, he has eight or nine clubs. For he's the St. James Street cat!

 

He's the cat we all greet as we walk down the street. In his coat of fastidious black. No common-place mousers have such well cut trousers. Or such an impeccable back.

Edited December 22, 2019 by ian the worm

[Suprefan]

 

Edited December 22, 2019 by Suprefan

[BlueDaze]

shoehorning the festival back into this forum....

will this see an end to Idris Elba on the farm.?

[kalifire]

Is this monstrosity one of those ‘so bad you should see it’ turkeys? Or is it actually just shit?

[Sasperella]

5 hours ago, Suprefan said:

 

This is so good. I have no intention of wasting precious hours of my life watching this shit, but I have zero issues with wasting precious hours of my life reading people that I don't know roast the shit out of it

 

 

[Sasperella]

15 hours ago, H.M.V said:

And? 

I feel like a succinct Calgon review really has potential