Thread for the drunkards

[Crazyfool01]

5 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Congratulations, it’s an amazing feeling!   

Incredible that a thread for drunkards suddenly becomes a thread for a birth announcement! 

perhaps one preceded the other  in real life .... Congratulations @JoeyT

[Crazyfool01]

if anyone wants to drink any mallets on behalf of the resale team im sure it will be appreciated  

 

https://www.glastofestfeed.com/latest/news/mallets-cider-glastonbury-2020-ticket-competition/

[semmtexx]

21 hours ago, JoeyT said:

Thanks all.

Well at 9.45pm last night a beautiful baby girl entered this world. 

Currently asleep in my arms.

Speechless.

Congratulations. It's a pretty mind blowing feeling huh. Hope Mrs JoeyT is all good.

[kingbadger]

Great night drinking the most craft of craft beer. Back at the flat rewatching 2017 Radiohead - has any headliner gone from the brilliant energy of Myxamotisis to the low key perfection of Exit Music before? Even watching back it's such an epic set. 

[Crazyfool01]

I started typing a post put my phone in my pocket and by mistake it posted something so I’m going to have to think of something now to fill this post pretending someone like @Yoghurt on a Stick hasn’t seen anything or quoted me 

Edited January 18, 2020 by crazyfool1

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

2 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

I’m had my 

Fill?

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Fill?

Pocket post !! Possibly 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

37 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

Pocket post !! Possibly 

Oh, I thought you were trying to express a certain level of inebriation after your night out. 

[mashedonmud]

I'm drunk, my partner is mocking me, as i wobbled back to the fridge to claim my next bottle she asked;

"What's wrong with your legs."

"Theyre fucking lightweights" i said, trying to remain steady and somewhat manly.

"Your not joking" she replied. "That's alcohol free lager your drinking"

Gotta hand it to her. She knows how to mess with ya head. Anyhow label checked and I'm fully entitled to list in motion. 

 

(I chose this path Yog 😜🙃🤪)

Edited January 19, 2020 by mashedonmud

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

58 minutes ago, mashedonmud said:

I'm drunk, my partner is mocking me, as i wobbled back to the fridge to claim my next bottle she asked;

"What's wrong with your legs."

"Theyre fucking lightweights" i said, trying to remain steady and somewhat manly.

"Your not joking" she replied. "That's alcohol free lager your drinking"

Gotta hand it to her. She knows how to mess with ya head. Anyhow label checked and I'm fully entitled to list in motion. 

 

(I chose this path Yog 😜🙃🤪)

I kind of thought that might be the way it was going to go. It's what I would have advised, but it wasn't my place to do so. 

[mashedonmud]

Yep.😂

[Ayrshire Chris]

my son in law in Hobsonville, Auckland sent me this picture of a beer that’s brewed by The little creatures brewery. Kiwis on the ball as usual!  

I suppose, like Brexit, once we’ve really experienced it we will be left regretful with a bad after taste! 

[cheesey_toastie]

9 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

my son in law in Hobsonville, Auckland sent me this picture of a beer that’s brewed by The little creatures brewery. Kiwis on the ball as usual!  

I suppose, like Brexit, once we’ve really experienced it we will be left regretful with a bad after taste! 

Does that say it's a Belgian style beer?

[Ayrshire Chris]

14 minutes ago, cheesey_toastie said:

Does that say it's a Belgian style beer?

Yes, pretty ironic isn’t it?  Belgian blonde! Can’t see Farage drinking it ! 

Edited January 29, 2020 by Ayrshire Chris

[cheesey_toastie]

17 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Yes, pretty ironic isn’t it?  Belgian blonde! Can’t see Farage drinking it ! 

Boris Johnson might find a few hundred grand of funding to have IT lesson from it though.

[gmb1992]

I've been doing dry January and can safely say I cannot wait to have a beer on Saturday!

I'll probably be drunk after one and will get a pounding headache but I still can't wait! 

[John the Moth]

14 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

my son in law in Hobsonville, Auckland sent me this picture of a beer that’s brewed by The little creatures brewery. Kiwis on the ball as usual!  

I suppose, like Brexit, once we’ve really experienced it we will be left regretful with a bad after taste! 

I can confirm this is a thing, Belgian Blonde did make me chuckle when I saw it. I’m there again Sunday for Mrs Moths gig so I’ll sample it this time.

[Ayrshire Chris]

2 minutes ago, John the Moth said:

I can confirm this is a thing, Belgian Blonde did make me chuckle when I saw it. I’m there again Sunday for Mrs Moths gig so I’ll sample it this time.

If there is an Englishman with a Scottish wife and their two kids tell them it’s bloody freezing back home! Enjoy the beer! 

[MrZigster]

I've just spent a good hour replying to replies, typing out good advice, giving witty bants, and asking genuine questions regards posts in the Volunteering 2020 thread, only to drunkenly fuck it all up.

Balls.

Time for bed.

[John the Moth]

5 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

If there is an Englishman with a Scottish wife and their two kids tell them it’s bloody freezing back home! Enjoy the beer! 

I’m half Irish so I’ll bring a Welshman to complete the set

Edited January 29, 2020 by John the Moth
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[Bisque]

January sober so far! It’s rubbish.

[gmb1992]

On 1/30/2020 at 12:07 AM, Bisque said:

January sober so far! It’s rubbish.

Same! I'm giving up tonight though, January 31st is good enough for me... Get me to the pub! 

[Ayrshire Chris]

On 1/29/2020 at 11:41 PM, John the Moth said:

I’m half Irish so I’ll bring a Welshman to complete the set

There was a thread on here about Tom Jones, get him! 

[Bisque]

11 hours ago, gmb1992 said:

Same! I'm giving up tonight though, January 31st is good enough for me... Get me to the pub! 

My parents & a good friend of mine passed away today. I was tempted to take them down the pub with other friends but I’ll do it tomorrow.

[gmb1992]

On 1/31/2020 at 8:28 PM, Bisque said:

My parents & a good friend of mine passed away today. I was tempted to take them down the pub with other friends but I’ll do it tomorrow.

Sad to hear that :( 

If there was ever a good enough reason to give up on dry Jan that would be it.