chatty Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, The Nal said: I can see that you're fifteen years old, no I don't want your ID.... Bet your mama don't know you scream like that, I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that... Not hard to guess who that one's about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 The version on Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out is even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigpusher Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Nal said: I can see that you're fifteen years old, no I don't want your ID.... Bet your mama don't know you scream like that, I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that... Amazing how morality changes in that respect. I remember when Bill Wyman started dating Mandy Smith the newspapers ran the story with the headline gold digger. I'm pretty sure if it happened now that wouldn't be the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, chatty said: Not hard to guess who that one's about. Dunno. Do you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 20 hours ago, Room to sway said: Completely off-topic, but what's happening with Ryan Adams these days? He's gotten strung out on lasagne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 16 hours ago, Mardy said: Allow me tie together the key themes of this thread - Music, Allo Allo and dubious sexual practices Tough call - but the gateaux from the chateau has to be the funniest moment in Allo Allo history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Dunno. Do you know? One of those famous groupies? Don't know the names... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 Seems to me it's just a more risque version of an old blues trope rather than about anything specific. Stones hadn't toured America in a few years when they cut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 I think it was a groupie tribute of sorts more than anything. Although it probably about Wyman. The creepy old goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, The Nal said: I think it was a groupie tribute of sorts more than anything. Although it probably about Wyman. The creepy old goat. The chicks just couldn't resist him. Edited June 11, 2019 by Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 'Sports casual' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 The biggest band in existence once came out with this little ditty: Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girlThan to be with another manYou better keep your head, little girlOr you won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girlHide your head in the sand, little girlCatch you with another manThat's the end'a little girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 The biggest band in existence in the 90s came out with this little ditty: You live for your toys, even though they make noise Have you ever played with plastercine Or even tried a trampoline 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said: The biggest band in existence once came out with this little ditty: Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girlThan to be with another manYou better keep your head, little girlOr you won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girlHide your head in the sand, little girlCatch you with another manThat's the end'a little girl I'm guessing John Lennon probably wrote that one then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Nal said: The biggest band in existence in the 90s came out with this little ditty: You live for your toys, even though they make noise Have you ever played with plastercine Or even tried a trampoline That is worse to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 20 hours ago, Homer said: Avi Buffalo. He's playing Williams Green on Sunday. I was considering leaving Slaves early to go see him as I like his first album (it's very good). I'd go see him if you like his music. The allegations are unproven so innocent until proven guilty and all that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 Just now, Thunderstruck said: I'd go see him if you like his music. The allegations are unproven so innocent until proven guilty and all that! Thanks - that's the conclusion I've come to (in an extremely roundabout way - it's been a bit of a rollercoaster!). It's a double-whammy of delight too - as I'm going to celebrate the innocent until proven guilty principle by dusting off all my old Jim Davidson live VHS tapes and watching them all back-to-back tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chatty Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Dunno. Do you know? Sounds like Lori Mattix fits those lyrics just nicely around that time.e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, chatty said: Sounds like Lori Mattix fits those lyrics just nicely around that time.e None of those super groupies came on the scene until a few years later. Stray Cat Blues was written in early 68. Lets assume it wasn't literal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.M.V Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 Remember back in the day and right there on page 3 you would have 16 year old girls with their tits out and a little bio about them. Remember thinking they're not much older than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Homer said: It's a double-whammy of delight too - as I'm going to celebrate the innocent until proven guilty principle by dusting off all my old Jim Davidson live VHS tapes and watching them all back-to-back tonight. I thought he actually was guilty though? Seeing that the offensive things he said were in front of paying audiences or on the telly and he admitted domestic violence against one of his wives too. Plus he's a kipper who chipped off to avoid a tax bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Leach Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Homer said: I'm guessing John Lennon probably wrote that one then. Kind of wild it never comes up more that one of the Beatles' most beloved songs is about John burning a woman's house down cos she won't sleep with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balti-pie Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, H.M.V said: Remember back in the day and right there on page 3 you would have 16 year old girls with their tits out and a little bio about them. Remember thinking they're not much older than me. I remember a big countdown in the papers with Linsey Dawn McKenzie coming up to her 16th birthday - some teaser photos, and then the big reveal on the day. She’s finally legal! Different times barely even covers it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.M.V Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, balti-pie said: I remember a big countdown in the papers with Linsey Dawn McKenzie coming up to her 16th birthday - some teaser photos, and then the big reveal on the day. She’s finally legal! Different times barely even covers it ? Fucking vile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 42 minutes ago, clarkete said: I thought he actually was guilty though? Seeing that the offensive things he said were in front of paying audiences or on the telly and he admitted domestic violence against one of his wives too. Plus he's a kipper who chipped off to avoid a tax bill. Was he? Bah - that’s my evening absolutely ruined then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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