First night food

[Smeble]

Ketchup on bacon rolls is far worse than no sauce, ketchup is for chips, brown sauce for everything else.

[Quark]

Sauce is a cover up for shit bacon and dry bread. Good bacon just requires butter (come near my bacon sandwich with "spread" and I'll marmalise you) and extra bacon.

And wind your neck in about Kent Scruff!

@Mardy Man o' Kent or Kentish Man?

 

 

[Quark]

Just now, Scruffylovemonster said:

Butter or spread on a bacon or sausage sandwich is just wrong! 

Salad sandwiches fair enough. 

I don't know how we can be friends now. I'm a bit sad.

[Mardy]

Man o' kent, i guess

[Smeble]

Perfect bacon sandwich.

thick crusty white bread

smoked thick back bacon, cooked to perfection( not Cristy like those yanks do theirs)

NO spread

HP sauce 

done.

 

[Amy Lawn]

1 hour ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

You live in the only taboo word in Yorkshire working men's clubs!

The town of itstimetosettleyourtab?

[funkyuk]

2 pills and a slice of brownie

[Quark]

42 minutes ago, Mardy said:

Man o' kent, i guess

Really seems to matter to some people; my grandad was very definitely man of Kent. I'll chalk you in the "not fussed" category as well

36 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

I'm over the moon. 

Top slice of bread dipped in the frying pan makes it moist enough! Lard for preference but I understand oil will be more prevalent down south. 

If bacon grilled just dry bread. 

You do know words can hurt right? Ouch.

I'll let you off for choosing lard though

[stuartbert two hats]

1 hour ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Butter or spread on a bacon or sausage sandwich is just wrong! 

Salad sandwiches fair enough. 

You've never been more wrong. You are a monster. You can add sauce if you like, but butter is wonderful on anything.

[Quark]

9 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

You've never been more wrong. You are a monster. You can add sauce if you like, but butter is wonderful on anything.

Far more my kind of person.

[stuartbert two hats]

13 minutes ago, Quark said:

Far more my kind of person.

I think he must have spread in his fridge instead of butter on the table. Only a fool would compare the two so casually.

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Well if you're using @stuartbert two hats as your main witness for the defense I think deep down you know you're wrong!

I'll use whoever backs up my argument at any given time

[Rubber Soldier]

Tomato sauce is for children. 

 

This is no butter on a bacon sandwich thing is really weird though. 

[Amy Lawn]

marge over butter, every day. And if I were inclined to go down to Holland & Barrett and treat myself to some vegan maple bacon and put that on a sandwich, there'd be marge on it.

[Curlygirl]

No butter, lots of hp. Back in thread, pork spicy noodles at Williams green is and will be again my first meal of the festival. Just beautiful 

[Nikolai1985]

Allways bbq once tents setup alingside drinks!

[balti-pie]

I typically wander down West Holts for a Goan fish curry, which while isn't original is certainly a big tasty bastard of a first meal - but Herself has said it's crumpets first up, from the van in the Avalon field, just round the corner. And what she declares, shall be. So crumpets it is. These are proper though - buttery, rich, baked there, huge great things - of no real resemblance to the circular little discs of acceptability you might find at a supermarket, oh no: these are monsters. The strumpets can keep their crumpets, because this is upper echelon crumpetology. 

[kingbadger]

58 minutes ago, Rubber Soldier said:

Tomato sauce is for children.

Pissing your pants is for children too, but I still do it every Glastonbury 

[___S_o_m_a__]

1 hour ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

marge over butter, every day.

This is wrong like salad cream or incest.

[Smeble]

1 hour ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

vegan maple bacon 

This is wrong like salad cream or incest.

Edited April 2, 2017 by Smeble

[carlosj]

1 hour ago, Curlygirl said:

No butter, lots of hp. Back in thread, pork spicy noodles at Williams green is and will be again my first meal of the festival. Just beautiful 

Nice, which stall is that, marquee side or over the path?

For my part, butter and marg are the devil's work. Much as I'm aware that giant lizards are manipulating Theresa May and boosting our belief that we still live in a democracy, I still claim my eroding right for soft white dry bread, bacon, and ketchup. Or bacon and mushrooms, no sauce. The rest of you can go watch Ed Sheeran.

[morph100]

Gotta put Brie in with your bacon, better than marg or butter

[SighMo]

Oh yes! Brie and bacon baguette....haven't had this for years; tomorrow, yes.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I can no longer look at a tub of Utterley Butterly without thinking about how I was once forced, forced I tell you, to use a dollop of it as a lubricant. Therefore bacon sandwiches must have butter on them. I don't mind a bit of red sauce, brown sauce, or no sauce. 

Back to topic (kind of) -  I once didn't eat from the Wednesday until the Sunday evening. That was a really stupid move, which I don't intend on repeating. It's madness not to eat something when it's your one chance to choose from a very vast menu. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Oh, about the Utterley Butterley thing - I'm sorry but there are some of you who are now never going to look at a tub of the stuff in the same light of day ever again. If I could further influence your shopping 'experience' in any way, it would be to ask that you at least consider Moonwalking down the frozen goods aisle until you get to the frozen sweetcorn, where you break out in to tap while singing 'Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life'.