Fake Poster Thread

[Harmonic Prospector]

On 18/01/2016 at 11:26 PM, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

The line-up itself is incredible for me, there as never been one that good in the history of festivals, even with 3 trash Pyramid headliners. Aesthetically, it's also lovely.

Joanna Newsom AND Sleater Kinney AND Kendrick Lamar AND LCD Soundsystem AND Sufjan Stevens, and I'm only scratching the surface. Get off my dick, fake line-up.

I concur. I counted 37 acts I would have gladly gone and watched from that poster. The clash potential would have been unbelievable. 

[Fabrizzo]

5 of 5

[FloorFiller]

people on Glasto Chat are getting more and more sure that this poster is real as each name announced is taken from it  

[verrymerry]

It's like we were sent a sign (or poster) from the future

[pie_and_a_pint]

18 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

people on Glasto Chat are getting more and more sure that this poster is real as each name announced is taken from it  

And still no New Order. I remain steadfast that they will play and I will get to drunkenly shout TUTTI FRUTTI.

[Fabrizzo]

3 hours ago, pie_and_a_pint said:

And still no New Order. I remain steadfast that they will play and I will get to drunkenly shout TUTTI FRUTTI.

No New Order and No Undeworld..i'm a bit disturbed

[Earthwindandfire2205]

On 2 March 2016 at 9:48 PM, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

And people say Devon is behind the times. Look, they're on the internet and everything!

We have only just got electric down here though! 

[admscott]

On 18/01/2016 at 5:33 PM, Matt42 said:

So... never seen this before for Glastonbury but someone has made a fake poster!

What do we think? Clearly the repeats and big acts being billed quite low makes me think this is a little bit of a messy job.

Interesting to see a full on attempt of a lineup though

also hans zimmer and the darkness lol

(found on Glasto Chat)

PJ Harvey isn't centered properly. Really bugging me. 

[Guest]

31 minutes ago, admscott said:

PJ Harvey isn't centered properly. Really bugging me. 

I think it's some sort of aesthetic choice rather than a mistake, the space between the two Zs is smaller than the space between the second Z and Top as well.

[John the Moth]

The Weekend is spelt wrong too 

[TheSilence]

14 minutes ago, John the Moth said:

The Weekend is spelt wrong too 

Dunno if you're looking for bites but The Weeknd isnt spelt wrong

[stuartbert two hats]

6 minutes ago, TheSilence said:

Dunno if you're looking for bites but The Weeknd isnt spelt wrong

Fairly sure that was meant to be an obvious joke, not even looking for bites.

[John the Moth]

17 minutes ago, TheSilence said:

Dunno if you're looking for bites but The Weeknd isnt spelt wrong

 

10 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Fairly sure that was meant to be an obvious joke, not even looking for bites.

There was a smiley! Didn't you see the smiley? 

All meant  in good fun of course 

[admscott]

3 hours ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

I think it's some sort of aesthetic choice rather than a mistake, the space between the two Zs is smaller than the space between the second Z and Top as well.

No, it's too far to the right. Look where the Y in Harvey ends in comparison to the Os above and below it. I don't know why my brain notices these things...

[Boozy]

I could pick 20 bands from this poster alone. Not holding any hopes though. 

[thewayiam]

2 hours ago, Boozy said:

I could pick 20 bands from this poster alone. Not holding any hopes though. 

I could pick 6 lol....a lot will be there. I was forgetting BP so along with Catfish that is probably a JP header. 

[gerardfenton18]

Well i see James has self confirmed for Friday and they're not on the fake poster...... so can we confirm that this poster has no value and merely just got its credibility, if any from the 3 headliner predictions, which lets be honest everyone knew??

[grayfitz]

Just now, gerardfenton18 said:

Well i see James has self confirmed for Friday and they're not on the fake poster...... so can we confirm that this poster has no value and merely just got its credibility, if any from the 3 headliner predictions, which lets be honest everyone knew??

The Other Stage opener wouldn't be on any posters, so we can continue to believe the fake posters mythical ability to predict the future I reckon.

[justperfect]

5 minutes ago, gerardfenton18 said:

Well i see James has self confirmed for Friday and they're not on the fake poster...... so can we confirm that this poster has no value and merely just got its credibility, if any from the 3 headliner predictions, which lets be honest everyone knew??

You sound a right barrel of laughs 

[SwedgeAntilles]

The inclusive Kendrick, Sigur Ros and Ft John Misty exhibit the posters true origins. Which is a shame as they'd be good bookings 

 

[maelzoid]

On ‎19‎/‎03‎/‎2016 at 8:40 PM, admscott said:

PJ Harvey isn't centered properly. Really bugging me. 

Not as much as its bugging me.

By a freaking mile!!!

Did I mention I was drinking at the time...

[maelzoid]

On ‎20‎/‎03‎/‎2016 at 0:44 AM, admscott said:

No, it's too far to the right. Look where the Y in Harvey ends in comparison to the Os above and below it. I don't know why my brain notices these things...

Dude, I know! I know!

And Shaddow is spelt wrong!!

And it should be Years & Years, but my natural aversion to ampersands got the better of me!!!

 

[maelzoid]

1 hour ago, gerardfenton18 said:

Well i see James has self confirmed for Friday and they're not on the fake poster...... so can we confirm that this poster has no value and merely just got its credibility, if any from the 3 headliner predictions, which lets be honest everyone knew??

We can agree it's fake.  But no value? It has some value, at least in its ability to fool unwitting friends and sections of the larger internet community.  It made the North Devon Journal I'll have you know.

 

[eFestivals]

1 hour ago, gerardfenton18 said:

Well i see James has self confirmed for Friday and they're not on the fake poster...... so can we confirm that this poster has no value and merely just got its credibility, if any from the 3 headliner predictions, which lets be honest everyone knew??

Except ....

If they were the secret Friday opener they wouldn't be on the poster.

 

[Fabrizzo]

2 hours ago, eFestivals said:

Except ....

If they were the secret Friday opener they wouldn't be on the poster.

 

right! And isn't an official announcement!