Headliners 2016

[russycarps]

2 minutes ago, Kizzie said:

But you see in our family we call unsliced bread 'cutty bread'.

this is mind boggling stuff....

 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Looking forward to this year's forum meet taking place at the onsite bakery and descending into a massive bread-slinging match over whether it's called Eccles cake or Chorley cake.

[LeeGalvin]

Chorley cake? 

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, ICGenie said:

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Well there is a first time for everything :-)

[stuartbert two hats]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Looking forward to this year's forum meet taking place at the onsite bakery and descending into a massive bread-slinging match over whether it's called Eccles cake or Chorley cake.

They're different things you loon!  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorley_cake

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Looking forward to this year's forum meet taking place at the onsite bakery and descending into a massive bread-slinging match over whether it's called Eccles cake or Chorley cake.

I think you would be a fan of the Manchester Tarts :-)

[FuzzyDunlop]

We call unsliced bread "cut loaf" cos you cut it.

Edited March 16, 2016 by FuzzyDunlop

[Gucci Piggy]

1 minute ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

We call unsliced bread "cut loaf" cos you cut it.

That's mental. Surely it's 'cut' in the past tense? Like cooked meat...

[stuartbert two hats]

Cut loaf is, as observed, the incorrect tense. And as for "cutty loaf"?  Well, I wouldn't let my daughter get away with that now she's turned 3! 

Cutting bread would at least makes some sense, but I call it, wait for it... "A loaf of bread"

[dooke10]

I found out recently that my best mate and his family (i'm friends with his brother and sister as well) call peas, like garden peas, "Roly Poly Peas"

He's thirty fucking four

 

[Guest]

If you are moving into loaves of bread, may as well get straight to the point.

The indisputable king of the loaves is.....

[Bradders]

56 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

Bradders obviously didn't get his Radiohead tickets this morning!

Nailed it.

[Gnomicide]

14 minutes ago, eastynh said:

...Manchester Tarts

'Ello Luv.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, dooke10 said:

I found out recently that my best mate and his family (i'm friends with his brother and sister as well) call peas, like garden peas, "Roly Poly Peas"

He's thirty fucking four

 

Nothing wrong with that. I am still partial to a chuckie egg and soldiers.

[russycarps]

13 minutes ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

We call unsliced bread "cut loaf" cos you cut it.

why not uncut loaf? God I dont miss the north one bit.

 

[somecoolusername]

1 hour ago, jimmyt said:

I'm a southerner but there's little I like better than a Cornish pasty sandwich with brown sauce and an egg on top.

Everything tastes better between bread; everything can be improved further with an egg on top.

Sorry but eggs are the worst food in the world 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

'Ello Luv.

Just for you :-)

[russycarps]

Just now, eastynh said:

Just for you :-)

Christ I'd forgotten about them. God I miss the north.

 

[sloseph]

2 minutes ago, eastynh said:

Just for you :-)

is that basically an egg custard with a cherry on top? I think i'm into that idea

[stixmcvix]

Just now, sloseph said:

is that basically an egg custard with a cherry on top? I think i'm into that idea

With jam on the bottom. Sweet jesus this looks good.

[Hugh Jass]

Coldplay would surely be some sort of organic wheat free, gluten free, soy bread. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, sloseph said:

is that basically an egg custard with a cherry on top? I think i'm into that idea

It's custard, jam and coconut.

[eFestivals]

what's all this lowlife slicey stuff about?

Don't you get freshly baked still-warm baguettes from your local French-African bakers?

Must be just me then.

[Guest]

This forums mad. I tell Radiohead fans they need to cheer up (in jest) and people up vote it. Post a pic of a Warbies loaf and people down vote it lol

[Spindles]

1 hour ago, Mandroman said:

Not Canadian by any chance is she? That's their national dish - Poutine.

That stuff looks the bomb.  I have never had any desire to travel to Canada, but to be honest I reckon it would be worth the journey just for that.

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

Coldplay would surely be some sort of organic wheat free, gluten free, soy bread. 

Definitely, something organic, fair trade and utterly devoid of flavour.