Headliners 2015

[LisaNeedsBraces7]

Fabian Delph to headline the JP - he is the future,

Harry Kane to sub. What a night in the JP.

[jpeee]

Suplex city bitch !

Suplex City Bitch !

Edited March 31, 2015 by jpeee

[The 38 year old virgin]

seems a bit libellous

would it be better if he said 'allegedly'

[WS_Jack_III]

would it be better if he said 'allegedly'

yeah

for him at least.

Poor Emily. No need for that.

Edited March 31, 2015 by III

[Mr November]

Townsend scores, The Who to headline!

[MEGABOWL]

I refer you all to Bill Hicks 'nearly broke my back' speech.

'Ladies.....you'd be sitting here alone tonight....watching an empty stage'

[Purple aki squat]

The fact that you sat through that has amused me highly. Couldn't think of anything much worse. I really think you're barking up the wrong tree here. They knew Kanye wouldn't go down overly well, and whether or not you think Maradonas a legend or not, I don't think she'd be greatly received by the masses. Unless the majority is my sister. And a Glasto full of my sisters would not be fun....

And no, before anyone asks, no pictures.

Maradona was class

[alibear]

Harry Kane to sub. What a night in the JP.

Andy Townsend in the Speakers' tent, stating the bleeding obvious.

[rubenz]

Andy Townsend in the Speakers' tent, stating the bleeding obvious.

Someone needs to tell him its not possible to "hit the ball too well" and not score, it makes no fecking sense and he says it every game!

[Wooderson]

Candy Flip...

"Week-endaah".

[monkey1989]

So did Madonna say she wasn't headlining or just that it wasn't mentioned .

[swede]

Didn't Michael Eavis say in an interview months ago that the lineup would be announced April 1st

[Woffy]

"Week-endaah".

Wasn't that Flowered Up.

Or am I getting confused?

[Wooderson]

Wasn't that Flowered Up.

Or am I getting confused?

Same ballpark. Shite but evocative.

[LisaNeedsBraces7]

So did Madonna say she wasn't headlining or just that it wasn't mentioned .

It wasn't mentioned but as she wouldn't even talk about her tour coming up I think it's assumed she won't headline and spoil the stage show for the people that bought tickets to her tour.

[jarviscocker]

Quoted it earlier but got lost in talk of boring madonna and boring england but a hotel near Glastonbury posted this to their facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/thecrossways/posts/902848856444930?fref=nf

[alibear]

Someone needs to tell him its not possible to "hit the ball too well" and not score, it makes no fecking sense and he says it every game!

How he still has a job I'll never know,full of absolute drivel!

Back on topic... I actually shed small tear of joy at the thought of Mr Rogers Nelson headlining - it has to happen in my lifetime! If it's Flo or Sheeran I'll kick off.

(Or I'll just be happy to have a couple more hours' wandering-while-getting-shitfaced time).

[Matt42]

Didn't Michael Eavis say in an interview months ago that the lineup would be announced April 1st

Thank god tomorrow is April 1st because I swear someone posts this EVERY DAY

[Woffy]

So did Madonna say she wasn't headlining or just that it wasn't mentioned .

They discussed the school run.

She refused to give details of how the tour would look on the basis that Matt42 will tell everyone in advance what he thinks will happen and spoil it.

Apparently she reads eFests.

And she didn't speak very highly of you Monkey, due to your name associations with those Baggy4Benefits and BoneheadBraindead 'dudes'.

But i'm sure you're lovely.

[Woffy]

Same ballpark. Shite but evocative.

You must be 40ish Wooderson, i'm guessing.

I seem to recall weekender went on for about 15 minutes.

But i inbibed differently in those days.

[Gnomicide]

So to summon up today:

Line up guess now 'leaked line up'

Shoo-bi-boobee-doo-wop, it's all around you. Talk about...

Matt42 dismissing entirely feasible pyramid clue, out of hand.

There's a bloke works down the chip shop, swears it's tomorrow.

Matt43 is born

Nodonna

More of the same tomorrow? OR IS TOMORROW THE DAY???!!!???

For the record, Warning by Green Day is my favourite pop album.

[mb'satglasto]

Someone needs to tell him its not possible to "hit the ball too well" and not score, it makes no fecking sense and he says it every game!

Being afraid of your freedom

I should have added to that having nothing better to do.

[deebeedoobee]

They discussed the school run.

She refused to give details of how the tour would look on the basis that Matt42 will tell everyone in advance what he thinks will happen and spoil it.

Apparently she reads eFests.

And she didn't speak very highly of you Monkey, due to your name associations with those Baggy4Benefits and BoneheadBraindead 'dudes'.

But i'm sure you're lovely.

Being rubbished by Madonna - such notoriety

[monkey1989]

Quoted it earlier but got lost in talk of boring madonna and boring england but a hotel near Glastonbury posted this to their facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/thecrossways/posts/902848856444930?fref=nf

Ok excited again and Eavis did say the 1st

[Wooderson]

You must be 40ish Wooderson, i'm guessing.

I seem to recall weekender went on for about 15 minutes.

But i inbibed differently in those days.

38. And yeh, the full version is about 15 minutes long.