Headliners 2015

[kalifire]

right folks...

the official word of the festival is that the announcement is unlikely to be this month.

And relax.

Thanks! Won't stop me checking at 7pm tonight, though

[mr gumby]

right folks...

the official word of the festival is that the announcement is unlikely to be this month.

And relax.

Cue 50 pages of people debating the word 'unlikely'!

[greenArmy12]

Right. We need the positive vibes back in here!

I'm going for Line-Up announcement tonight at 7pm.

Radiohead and The Purple One co-headline with Stone Roses supporting!

Wow there's positivity, ambitious then there is that!

[WS_Jack_III]

right folks...

the official word of the festival is that the announcement is unlikely to be this month.

And relax.

For 6 days!

[Tdiz]

Cue 50 pages of people debating the word 'unlikely'!

unlikely (ʌnˈlʌɪkli/)

adjective

adjective: unlikely; comparative adjective: unlikelier; superlative adjective: unlikeliest

1. not likely to happen, be done, or be true; improbable.

   "an unlikely explanation"

   synonyms: improbable, not likely, doubtful, dubious, unexpected, beyond belief, implausible

[eFestivals]

How long have you known that and kept schtm to keep the page views up for this thread I wonder?

for about five minutes before I posted it, but don't let that stop you making up your own conspiracy theory.

[klipper]

unlikely (ʌnˈlʌɪkli/)

adjective

adjective: unlikely; comparative adjective: unlikelier; superlative adjective: unlikeliest

1. not likely to happen, be done, or be true; improbable.

   "an unlikely explanation"

   synonyms: improbable, not likely, doubtful, dubious, unexpected, beyond belief, implausible

I'm gonna go with unexpected, but since when has a glasto announcement been expected!?

Announcement tonight confirmed.

[st dan]

Right then - back to the 3rd headliner then ... Where were we before the madness began? Who's in the driving seat now do we think?

[FuzzyDunlop]

Unlikely.... Which would mean definitely not tonight.

[eFestivals]

Cue 50 pages of people debating the word 'unlikely'!

"unlikely to be this month" was the exact wording we are asked to use.

[neil999]

a likely story! its deffo tonight, emily will not put me off the scent...

[neil999]

"unlikely to be this month" was the exact wording we are asked to use.

i would think that means they wanna release it in april, but might have to release it early if a leak happens..

[feline]

"unlikely to be this month" was the exact wording we are asked to use.

I find that so amusing - if they'd just said "NOT going to be this month" we'd all just get on with our lives, but now we're still panicking JUST IN CASE something pops up

[Fivefingerjohn]

It's not about the third headliner for me and I suspect a lot of people it's about the lack of acts annouced so far in General.....also if they do have a crap headliner but the rest of the fest is quite strong surly that would help them out to release the info to calm people down?

For a lot of people t's abut the festival regardless who plays where. They will buy them whatever. For a lot of people it's about the music across all stages. There's always gonna be good music to everyone's taste somewhere, so they will buy them. The rest are in it for the big name headliners, they are the ones who won't buy regardless

[FloorFiller]

for a second there i was outraged like 'not this month!? what!? but that's a whole month away!?' but then i realised we have less than a week left of March. i'll stick with April 2nd then

[mr gumby]

"unlikely to be this month" was the exact wording we are asked to use.

I know, I'm just messin! It's funny how every word gets analysed, especially words that aren't 100% concrete!

[neil999]

for a second there i was outraged like 'not this month!? what!? but that's a whole month away!?' but then i realised we have less than a week left of March. i'll stick with April 2nd then

its still ages...AGES...this is worse than waiting for xmas when your child, hopefully this will be less disappointing than the great xmas dissappointment of '92, bike lights i got...

.bike lights ffs

[Mr November]

We were told April ages ago, I don't know why people got so excited yesterday.

[JoeyT]

I'm also in the 2nd April club.

[kalifire]

I'm also in the 2nd April club.

Sign me up, too. Sigh.

[Fivefingerjohn]

Why is everyone April 2nd? Would the 1st make more sense?

[Tdiz]

#Team1stApril

[FloorFiller]

Why is everyone April 2nd? Would the 1st make more sense?

why would it make more sense? i think everybody's thinking is that they wouldn't do it on April Fool's... which doesn't hold much ground really. I've just had the 2nd in my head for a while so i'm gonna stick with it. i'm in work until 9 that day too so it'd be typical

[Little Andy]

So, back to who we reckon will headline Sunday?

My current top 5 names, in order of most likely to least likely, is ...

Prince

Taylor Swift

Stone Roses

Radiohead

Florence & The Machine

[Fivefingerjohn]

I can't imagine they would think 'o shit it's Aprils fools we can't release on that day, everyone's gonna think it's a joke' Unles April fools day is a big event down south and I'm totally oblivious to it up north? That would make me a bit of a fool