Where's Cliff?

[Purple aki squat]

Proper surprised. Thought he would be there.

Maybe he doesn't work Sundays so legend spot passed him by again.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Please don't start me off again.

[Vieuphoria]

Jimmy would be good

[The Nal]

Oh its back on people!

Cliff at 1pm and Dolly at 5pm.

[sime]

I love you Satan

[zico martin]

Jimmy would be good

Jimmy nail? Id be at the front for him on the legends slot!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Normally I think people who throw pints of piss should be put down. I will waive this viewpoint should Cliff appear on stage and pints of piss are thrown at him. Watch out though as he might rip off his colostomy bag and throw it into the crowd in retaliation. He's like that Cliff is. I don't know why I dislike him. I don't normally go around thinking of people in that way, but for some unknown reason he gets on my increasingly larger tits. I have therefore concluded that he is evil. It's the natural conclusion to draw, I'm sure you'll agree.

Edited November 14, 2013 by Yoghurt on a Stick

[jeffie]

Watch it he's a mate of god.....

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Watch it he's a mate of god.....

That has yet to be proven.

[jeffie]

That has yet to be proven.

To you and I perhaps, but he believes.

[The Nal]

Dangerously close to starting a "Cliff Richard warm up" thread.

[maninkilt]

Cliff is at home with his boy friend telling people that homosexuality is sin.

[Mollyanne&Mike]

I'm sorry, but there is something oddly creepy and slither-like about Cliff Richard. It appears to have got worse as he's got older, but urggh he makes my flesh crawl. Nothing to do with his belief, just him.

If he ever played, I'd be at the furthest stage from him or chilling up by the stone circle.

[LondonTom]

'Tis the season for the Children to sing Christian Rhyme so we should get the warm up sorted now:

[jeffie]

'Tis the season for the Children to sing Christian Rhyme so we should get the warm up sorted now:

http://youtu.be/b7lKKNrXUJg

Noooooooooo

[guypjfreak]

with dolly listening to oasis with u2 in the glade waiting for nine inch nails to pick up pearl jam in one of MEs tractors with lilly allen whos buying the cider from the manics who are working at the cider bus whilst depeche mode are kicking it on the pyramid stage whilst eagles fly in the skt above in the lovely sunshine that is glastonbury ..............................................................................yak yak

NFRNFC>>>>>>2014

[Leggins]

Things aren't looking great for Cliff.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28790718

[mattgimmeshelter]

Second I saw the news I came straight here ahahah

[eFestivals]

Cliff is in Portugal right now, where he can be arrested.

In Barbados where he lives and is a citizen (he's given up his UK citizenship) he's safe from arrest and extradition.

Shall we run a sweepstake for how quickly he'll be getting on a plane home?

[Ted Dansons Wig]

The Young Ones being dropped off every afternoon Radio Station playlist as we speak.

[dentalplan]

Cliff is in Portugal right now, where he can be arrested.

In Barbados where he lives and is a citizen (he's given up his UK citizenship) he's safe from arrest and extradition.

Shall we run a sweepstake for how quickly he'll be getting on a plane home?

[Gnomicide]

Miss Yewtree Nights was always my favourite.

[Ted Dansons Wig]

the signs were there.

[Waapster]

UK does have an extradition agreement with Barbados which is a Category 2 territory for purposes of the Extradition Act.

More interesting though are the stories my Mum always told about boats full of boys on the Norfolk Broads...

[The Nal]

Hes being framed!