Headliner predictions 2017

[CaledonianGonzo]

Heaven forbid that a pop star should try to be a bit glamorous and otherworldly.

[shuttlep]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Heaven forbid that a pop star should try to be a bit glamorous and otherworldly.

how dare they

 

I'm northern, I want my music depressing and singers to eat pies and be glum

[pjadnoo]

Everyone's focussing on who the next headliner is going to be, but surely the important question following Radiohead's bear is how are they going to be announced.

I'm betting it'll be a huge laser show projected above the tor, or maybe a thousand carried pigeons holding up a banner.

Edited October 21, 2016 by pjadnoo

[Untz]

47 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Nah BBC said they'd only record Sit Down.

Do they even have any other songs to record?

[Avalon_Fields]

I saw her on her last tour, far from the usual concert I may go to, but encouraged to do so and she does put on a seriously good show. What I hope was genuine, she devoted a significant time to some younger girls who had suffered serious challenges. I'd certainly see her at Glastonbury (And as I've said before, they'll be seeking a major female act)

 

 

[russycarps]

Gaga is a complete and utter c**t for that meat dress. 

Enough animals are tortured to death for food, they shouldnt have to die for pathetic attention seeking stunts too 

[dentalplan]

Just now, Untz said:

Do they even have any other songs to record?

Depends if Stifler's about to dance around to that other one.

[Woffy]

What bothers me most about Gaga is after the line "...my poker face" the deep male voice sounds like it's saying "come on Barbie, let's go party" exactly like it's been lifted from Barbie Girl by Aqua. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

tfw when you do Google for Bobby Blotzer endorsing some sort of meat product like burgers or steaks and your search comes back with nothing usable.

[Gnomicide]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

tfw when you do Google for Bobby Blotzer endorsing some sort of meat product like burgers or steaks and your search comes back with nothing usable.

The Blotz loves kittens.

[dentalplan]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

tfw when you do Google for Bobby Blotzer endorsing some sort of meat product like burgers or steaks and your search comes back with nothing usable.

Blotzer and the boys played the Mid-South Great Steak Cook-out only last weekend!

[CaledonianGonzo]

3 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

The Blotz loves kittens.

The only rodent that does.

2 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Blotzer and the boys played the Mid-South Great Steak Cook-out only last weekend!

And this is what separates Bobby Blotzer from Morrissey.

Literally the only thing.

[bunfight]

4 hours ago, Hotchilidog said:

Let the bunfight recommence!

Cheers. Let me get my shoes on first and brush my teeth.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

47 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Down with this sort of thing:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/8991662

'Come to Mama' on this new album is exactly the kind of 'why does everyone in the world hate each other so much right now' cheesey ballad that would go down a storm on the Pyramid if she put some welly into it 

[Woffy]

7 minutes ago, Zac Quinn said:

'Come to Mama' on this new album is exactly the kind of 'why does everyone in the world hate each other so much right now' cheesey ballad that would go down a storm on the Pyramid if she put some welly into it 

Welly pun not intended. 

[Al2006]

from:

RADIOHEAD/STONEROSES/DAFT PUNK

to:

 RADIOHEAD/EDSHEERAN/LADYGAGA

what is life.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

7 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Welly pun not intended. 

Absolutely it was

[Gnomicide]

One of Michael's neighbours is calling Foo Fighters. She's not saying if wishful thinking on her part or if she has heard something to back this up. I'm inclined to go with the latter.

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, Al2006 said:

from:

RADIOHEAD/STONEROSES/DAFT PUNK

to:

 RADIOHEAD/EDSHEERAN/LADYGAGA

what is life.

Tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side
Tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side

[CaledonianGonzo]

1 minute ago, Gnomicide said:

One of Michael's neighbours is calling Foo Fighters. She's not saying if wishful thinking on her part or if she has heard something to back this up. I'm inclined to go with the latter.

So what you're saying is........This Is A Call.

 

 

 

 

 

*taps mic *

[defrio29]

What about The xx and Gorillaz? Both have upcoming  albums coming out.. Is it too soon for The xx? Gorillaz have headlined before so it would be weird if they get a lower billing..

I personally think The xx is nailed on to be on the bill, perhaps Other headliner or Pyramid sub..

[liamium]

Blindingly white hunch:

The XX>Radiohead

Elbow>Sheeran

Gaga>McCartney

[Gozpot]

Hoping that the Foo Fighters show wasn't a one off and they come back. Radiohead/Sheeran/Foo Fighters would be a good trio for me.

[DropBeat]

Hmm, if it's Sheeran and Gaga then I get two nights away from the pyramid, while I'd prefer different headliners that's not necessarily a bad thing (although I suspect gaga will split the group).

I just don't see gaga as big enough to headline these days. Plus two more pop orientated acts seems a stretch.

Could they get Stevie again?

[Chewie]

Left this thread alone last night as I thought all the comments would be about Radiohead confirming

Wow was I wrong