2025 Headliners

[CaledonianGonzo]

Stevie Nicks brought out Hazza last night?

[jj200]

Friday: Sam fender

Saturday: Fred again 

Sunday: U2

 

The other stage 

Friday: Calvin Harris 

Saturday: pulp

Sunday: Kasabian 

 

Woodsies 

Friday: garbage 

Saturday: courteenters 

Sunday: stereophonics 

[Skip997]

Why do most people omit the best of the big stages from their predictions?

[CaledonianGonzo]

 

A true king who will save Glastonbury 2025

[Justcalledtosay]

He’s looking a bit….David Furnish these days…isn’t he?

[charlierc]

15 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Stevie Nicks brought out Hazza last night?

An unexpected crossover event, no?

[kalifire]

10 hours ago, Justcalledtosay said:

He’s looking a bit….David Furnish these days…isnt he?

It’s a bit cringe, imo. Embrace your age, my man!

[CaledonianGonzo]

With the possibility of Fred Again and maybe even The 1975 G25 will be festival of the Hot Rodent Boyfriends.

[kalifire]

Wait, what? The 1975??

 

CalGon, you know what you’ve just unlocked… RIP this thread until the first poster.

[CaledonianGonzo]

 

And who could forget dear Rat Boy

[charlierc]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

 

And who could forget dear Rat Boy

Bart, I told you before - stop gnawing on the drywall!

[Long Season]

11 hours ago, Justcalledtosay said:

He’s looking a bit….David Furnish these days…isn’t he?

 

I see a reanimated David Guest 

[Porcelina]

Friday - Sam Fender or Fred Again

Saturday - Springsteen

Sunday - Olivia Rodrigo

Legend - Cliff Richard

 

80% wishlist, 20% realistic.

[charlierc]

9 minutes ago, Porcelina said:

Legend - Cliff Richard

 

That would be a curveball.

[Euphoricape]

Legend - Nik Kershaw

[Sorcha17]

Friday
Pyramid - Fred Again.., Noah Kahan, Tears for Fears, Luke Combs
Other - Biffy Clyro, Sabrina Carpenter
West Holts - Underworld
Woodsies - Robyn
Park - Self Esteem

 

Saturday
Pyramid - Lady Gaga, Paramore, Jorja Smith, Tyla
Other - Chase and Status, Elbow
West Holts - Nile Rodgers and Chic
Woodsies - Bastille
Park - The Flaming Lips

 

Sunday
Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, The Fugees, Hozier, Robbie Williams(legend)
Other - Charli XCX, Glass Animals
West Holts - Kano
Woodsies - Pendulum
Park - Gabriels

[gazzared]

Friday - Rhianna 

Saturday - Oasis 

Sunday - Fleetwood Mac

Robbie legends 

🤣🤣🤣

[Skip997]

1 hour ago, Sorcha17 said:

 

Saturday
Pyramid - Lady Gaga,
Other - Chase and Status
West Holts - Nile Rodgers and Chic

Rather not as all three are “must see”

[Suprefan]

30 minutes ago, gazzared said:

Friday - Rhianna 

Saturday - Oasis 

Sunday - Fleetwood Mac

Robbie legends 

🤣🤣🤣

£400 ticket here we come.

[charlierc]

50 minutes ago, gazzared said:

Friday - Rhianna 

Saturday - Oasis 

Sunday - Fleetwood Mac

Robbie legends 

🤣🤣🤣

Well now we're in real "f**k it money is no object territory"

 

Presumably would also mean spending so much of the budget that the Other Stage headliner is just whomever from the campsites wants to have a go.

[Euphoricape]

[Jack H]

I made a prediction clashfinder for 2025 if anyone wants to chuck their predictions on their as a bit of fun

[Skip997]

29 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

Brilliant 😀

[Justcalledtosay]

23 hours ago, Long Season said:

 

I see a reanimated David Guest 

That's actually who i meant 😁

[gazzared]

15 hours ago, charlierc said:

Well now we're in real "f**k it money is no object territory"

 

Presumably would also mean spending so much of the budget that the Other Stage headliner is just whomever from the campsites wants to have a go.

They can use all the spare money they saved from this year 🤣🤣🤣