2022 Headliners

[Hugh Jass]

1 hour ago, Chrisp1986 said:

I think she would if she was below Elton with the whole country watching on BBC

This is on a par with Adele subbing Radiohead.

[CaledonianGonzo]

But she has stage fright?

[jparx]

Billie headlines the Pyramid if she plays.

It’s not as if you could even argue “well she loves the festival so she might be desperate to be on the bill”. She’s not showing up if she isn’t topping the bill.

[CaledonianGonzo]

While I tend to agree, she has released a couple of clunkers in a row now. Is the album such of a sure thing now?

[FloorFiller]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

While I tend to agree, she has released a couple of clunkers in a row now. Is the album such of a sure thing now?

Yep! Maybe in the long haul it won’t do the same numbers as her debut, but it’ll still open to #1 pretty much everywhere and do it’s job until she does a possible course correction for album #3 if it hasn’t met the target.

Surprised to see just how bad that last single did, mind. I mean, it was shit, but I thought the good will of it being her would at least get it a top 5 or even 10 placing, but nope, #27 in the US and 14 here. Not a total flop by any means but I thought she’d for sure just be securing merit-less hits for this album run at least. 

[henry bear]

12 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

While I tend to agree, she has released a couple of clunkers in a row now. Is the album such of a sure thing now?

Clunkers are the new bangers. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

None of the major pop girls are dropping clunkers any more.

[henry bear]

Billie’s ahead of the pack

[Hugh Jass]

How many times can one girl mumble over a lo fi beat before people get bored?

[sisco]

17 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

How many times can one girl mumble over a lo fi beat before people get bored?

Took me about 10 mins on the other stage

[jparx]

Can we get back to the bit where Michael confirmed Macca and Taylor for 2022 🤡

[Guest]

AHAHAHAHA I have been so tempted to click on this website many times over the last 2 years but was like "no no no, they'll all have insider knowledge that Miss Taylor said she will not be coming to Glastonbury any more and it will ruin my life and that would be bad" and then then the day I come back, right when I nervously click this thread, Michael has confirmed it. I manifested this, you are all welcome.

[CaledonianGonzo]

I manifested the possibility when I clocked her and her entourage out on a reccie after hours on Sunday night G19.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

I manifested the possibility when I clocked her and her entourage out on a reccie after hours on Sunday night G19.

You did do that, and that's really good work by you

[Woffy]

8 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

AHAHAHAHA I have been so tempted to click on this website many times over the last 2 years but was like "no no no, they'll all have insider knowledge that Miss Taylor said she will not be coming to Glastonbury any more and it will ruin my life and that would be bad" and then then the day I come back, right when I nervously click this thread, Michael has confirmed it. I manifested this, you are all welcome.

Utterly wonderful to see you back here Lawn. Been (disproportionately) worried about you. X

[jparx]

Live scenes of Amy Lawn returning to efestivals to save us from dreaded rumours of Chilli Willies and Chris Martin and deliver us Miss Swift

Edited June 25, 2021 by jparx

[Woffy]

3 minutes ago, jparx said:

Live scenes of Amy Lawn returning to efestivals to save us from dreaded rumours of Chilli Willies and Chris Martin and deliver us Miss Swift

Anything less dramatic and I’d’ve been sorely disappointed!

[Suprefan]

42 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

How many times can one girl mumble over a lo fi beat before people get bored?

A lot because its not about either of those things.

[Suprefan]

2 hours ago, FloorFiller said:

Nah, she’s literally one of the biggest acts in the world right now. She isn’t subbing anybody.

Stop sounding like every agent thats trying to get a spot for their artist! And she would sub for Justin Bieber cause she wouldnt step on her favorite artist ever like that.

Edited June 25, 2021 by Suprefan

[Guest]

23 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Utterly wonderful to see you back here Lawn. Been (disproportionately) worried about you. X

That's very nice of you Woffy, no need to worry though, I put all my exp into defence and HP stats so I'm incredibly hard to kill.

How you keeping?

[Matt42]

So what did I miss?

[henry bear]

39 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

AHAHAHAHA I have been so tempted to click on this website many times over the last 2 years but was like "no no no, they'll all have insider knowledge that Miss Taylor said she will not be coming to Glastonbury any more and it will ruin my life and that would be bad" and then then the day I come back, right when I nervously click this thread, Michael has confirmed it. I manifested this, you are all welcome.

Never mind all that, did you get your The Cure hoodie 2 years ago?

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, henry bear said:

Never mind all that, did you get your The Cure hoodie 2 years ago?

do you know I actually didn't, I think somebody said it was ugly or something. I got a festival hoodie tho

[henry bear]

5 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

do you know I actually didn't, I think somebody said it was ugly or something. I got a festival hoodie tho

Probably for the best 👍🏽

[CaledonianGonzo]

Real ones are rocking the Lorde Solar Power hoodie (rrp £125)