When will this shit end?

[fatyeti24]

25 minutes ago, Homer said:

Trump health update at 4pm

I hope his illness is short.

[Homer]

7 minutes ago, SheffJeff said:

Think this link should work for those interested

 

Live link here 

 

[Crazyfool01]

All a bit odd ... 

[Zoo Music Girl]

Surely we can't trust anything his doctors say anyway. Didn't he get a doctor to write a letter saying he was the fittest person that ever lived or some shit.

[Homer]

Just now, Zoo Music Girl said:

Surely we can't trust anything his doctors say anyway. Didn't he get a doctor to write a letter saying he was the fittest person that ever lived or some shit.

Not quite. He dictated it to the dr... possibly the one who is doing the conference now (I see what you mean...).

[Crazyfool01]

is he going to claim good viewing numbers like its some kind of victory ...

[SheffJeff]

I used to spend my Saturday afternoons in a pub, now for some reason I spend them looking at a building waiting for a doctor to tell me how some c**t I hate is. Where did it all go wrong.

[steviewevie]

Maybe he's dead but they'll pretend otherwise.

[steviewevie]

Apparently the guy doing the update is actually an osteopath.

[Crazyfool01]

do we get bonus points for spotting a coffin ..... or just someone coughing ?

[Homer]

My bad, it was the crazy looking one who let him dictate his own lwtter. Just Googled it. From WIki:

Bornstein had told a reporter that Trump took a prescription hair growth medicine, Propecia, after which Trump cut ties with him

[steviewevie]

 

[Homer]

3 minutes ago, SheffJeff said:

I used to spend my Saturday afternoons in a pub, now for some reason I spend them looking at a building waiting for a doctor to tell me how some c**t I hate is. Where did it all go wrong.

Yeah, I was about to watch my LCD live DV with a bottle of wine before I go out... and now I've got this crap on.

[SheffJeff]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

do we get bonus points for spotting a coffin ..... or just someone coughing ?

Its not the cough that carries you off its the coffin they carry you off in.

[Crazyfool01]

4 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

 

adds Sean Conley to that list ....

[crocodiles]

6 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

 

If trump is ok but someone else on this list gets really ill or dies what will be his reaction and us reaction to that 

Edited October 3, 2020 by crocodiles

[steviewevie]

Just now, crocodiles said:

If trump is ok but someone else on this list gets really ill or does what will be his reaction and us reaction to that 

and what if that person is Melania?

[Crazyfool01]

I wonder if all the reporters will be wearing facemasks .... looks like good social distancing to the podium ....

[Homer]

39 minutes ago, Fuzzy Afro said:

Wouldn’t go making plans for Christmas if I was him....

Neither would Melania apparently.

[Crazyfool01]

Bloody hell how many physicians ?!! 

[Fuzzy Afro]

Sounds like he’s on the mend

[Homer]

Not dead: NEXT!

https://twitter.com/mattuthompson/status/1312117010843660289?s=20

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Homer said:

Not dead: NEXT!

https://twitter.com/mattuthompson/status/1312117010843660289?s=20

Still time ... 7-10 days is most dangerous ... see you next sat 

[steviewevie]

I remember Boris Johnson was doing well too....

 

[Crazyfool01]

He’s been on oxygen then ...